WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

4697

Hey bottom biscuits, you seem to be missing something there…..class.

 

747

Listen female Kevin Federline, it’s not that every person around you is stressed or sleepy; they’re making that face in reaction to you.

 

2006

Well it’s a lot funnier than wearing a shirt that says “By law, I have to inform you that I’m a registered sex offender.” Actually, that might be a closer race than I originally thought.

 


Not Safe for Kids

 

That Darwin might have been on to something…

 

1612FL

If you would like to see picture from the front, then what the hell is wrong with you? Seriously? Why would you want to see that? I’ll just describe it to you…it’s gross. It was probably really hot that day so I’m guessing there was a considerable amount of sweat and see-through and some more sweat. So, like I said, if you want to see that then you have problems and I don’t want to talk to you.

 

Are you wearing pants? Are those the flesh colored leggings that should be outlawed? I don’t know, and you see, therein lies the problem.

 

2894

Brett getting put on blast the old-fashioned way. Throw that on Facebook and I’ll probably scroll right past it. Customize your tailgate to show it off and I’ll stare at it the whole drive. Stop being such a piece of shit Brett Daisley

 

Nothing like a driverless car going by an unemployed guy to emphasize modern technology. Also, how do I get involved in this bum stuff? Sounds interesting.

 

Mmm hmmmm, yep, short booty shorts were definitely the right call here. It definitely doesn’t look like the upper jaw from Hungry Hungry Hippo at work.

 

1730TX

Hey, what gives!? She has her body covered and she isn’t wearing anything too crazy! So she has big boobs, so what? – All true statements. However, it looks like she is trying to smuggle watermelons right in front of an employee and that’s funny to me.

 

1406

Wanna know when you’re stuff will arrive? They’ll C U Next Thursday.

Via People of Walmart

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
October 29, 2022 11:19 am

What – no trannies in Walmart today? Maybe they’re all in the army training to get killed by Russia.