WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

When you cage up an animal long enough they get used to their environment and even when you release them into the wild they tend to gravitate towards their artificial habitat. This makes survival in the wild far less likely

 

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Yowzers! I wouldn’t want to be the unlucky bastard standing behind her when that gust came out like a tornado wrecking everything in its path.

 

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Burning some serious rubber there! It’s only a matter of time before DMX ask you to join the Ruff Ryders.

 

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Girl, you got your bootylicious bubblegum out for the whole world to see and those flippy floppies won’t cover up a damn thing! Sick covert over the shoulder selfie by the way. Hope you don’t get fired.

 

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I guess he was sick of getting rear-ended.

 

Ever wonder how they pick which employee gets their picture on the wall for employee of the month? Innovative thinkers.

 

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The McRib is back!

 

Geez Bagel Boss, tone it down a bit. With those stubby arms someone could still get close enough to give you Coronavirus and not get swung on.

 

Fall bottom biscuits. Probably pumpkin spiced.

 

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Hey little buddy, I’m gonna let you in on a few things; first, while we applaud up-skirt peeping ingenuity, you are being too obvious. Second, and most importantly, Walmart is NOT the place you wanna sneak a peak…unless you enjoy size 4X camo panties.

 

I get super annoyed by people that are too lazy to walk their stuff to their car and have someone park right out front in everyone’s way. This is just on the next level of that jerk move

 

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Would you say she is just “chillin with her peeps”? Huh? Huh? Get it? Cause of the marshmallow peeps! Huh?….sorry

 

“Hello, can I get these dollar bills changed out for a few twenties? If you could just jam them into my thong that would be great! Kisses.

 

Via People of Walmart

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Barry sotero
Barry sotero
September 10, 2022 11:43 am

Holy cows! My 54yr old bride has a great bod compared to most of them.

Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  Barry sotero
September 10, 2022 9:55 pm

I’m glad that my ex colleague from Illinois or is it Nigeria, Indonesia, somewhere, is here !!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 10, 2022 9:47 pm

Surely these folks visit OTHER stores?!?…….