That’s super nice of you to take your sex doll out for some fresh air. Kinda like a woman walking her dildo on a leash.
Excuse me miss, I don’t want to alarm you, but you’ve got a tiny hole in your outfit there…right around the crotch area in fact. Just a heads up.
Think we found art for our People of Walmart album.
I suppose if walking around with TP stuck to your butt isn’t bad enough you can always go for the upgraded model and walk around with shitty TP stuck to your butt. That way you look and smell funny.
Geez! Is there something bigger than a camel toe? Maybe like a t-rex toe? Can we call it that?
Trying to find even lower prices?
I don’t care what the fashion trend is, when your hips are a 1/4 mile from the bottom of your ass, hip huggin’ booty sorts aren’t gonna play.
I don’t know what happened here, and frankly I don’t want to. The bottom line is somewhere along the way you screwed up and you screwed up hard. The next step is doing something about it and I suggest we do it now.
I’m pretty sure she spelled out “Yes” in bags of Doritos and Funyuns… or she spelled out “No” in a restraining order.
Can Redbox now technically advertise that you don’t even have to get out of bed to rent a movie?
On a scale of 1 to 10, where do you think his level of giving a f*** what you think is? What I’m feeling right now is straight jealousy for that dude.
In a way, I’m sure you wish that this picture was even more blurry than it already is.
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all the things I miss by never going to a wal-mart!
Other people go so we don’t have to.
The hole in the crotch was for ease of access.
Get a second pig for the album cover and position them flying over a Walmart marquis ala the Pink Floyd Animals album.
Maybe they can join Stucky’s “Army of Doofusses” or entertain them as USO volunteers.
And the weeks just keep gettin’ freakier.
Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.
Apparently somebody has seen enough….
An airport employee stole a plane today in Tupelo, Mississippi, and is threatening to crash it into the local Walmart.
Or an FBI/CIA agent flew the plane successfully, landed it safely in a soybean field, will claim to be a MAGA supporter, and will successfully turn the upcoming anniversary of 9-11 into exactly what Il Duce needs. Don’t fall for the narrative…like the assholes at Fox are doing as always…and dutifully reminding us about 9-11.
This is why they invented the vaccine – their models said the People of Walmart would cower in fear as the TV told them to do and would rush to get all 4 doses. But the smartest people in the room didn’t clinically trial the vaxx and those models put together by these PhDs didn’t predict that The People of Walmart had something called instinct and they avoided the death vaxx and instead all those smart people with MBAs and Master of Science degrees had lost their instinct and they were the ones who rushed out en mass to get their 4 doses so they could go on cruises to Mexico and virtue signal on Facebook like their friends were doing.
This will, in the final Deep State analysis, be considered the great failure of the death vaxx – it killed the wrong people. They have unintentionally gutted their own 4th Industrial Revolution workforce.
After looking at those freaks I got this feeling…