♫ Rollin’ down the aisle eatin’ chicken wings, sippin’ on prune juice….laid back, with my mind on my tummy and my tummy on my mind
Look at the luscious boobs on…OH MY GOD!
Probably getting out some dollar bills for her director to make it rain on her butt as she twerks in her homemade dance video filmed in her basement…Just a guess though. Probably a correct guess, but still just a guess.
If you have money to waste on that stupid onesie then I can safely assume you’re not homeless. So now I just have to assume you can’t handle your liquor. But to be fair I haven’t met a unicorn that can.
Sure, why wouldn’t you have a baby goat. While I can’t say it’s not adorable, I can say I don’t think it belongs in Walmart.
Someone gotta fill that Tuesday afternoon shift at the strip club.
Oh sorry, this is a picture of the weirdest vacation I was ever on. My goodness, not sure how that got in here
Well what in the world did you combine there? I mean, neither of them are good on their own so what made you think jamming them together would help matters
This is like one of those magic eye posters where if you stare at it long enough you’ll see a pair of pants.
For those of you who don’t spend your time popping molly and listening to music that sounds like two robots having sex in a dryer, IDGAFOS is short for “I don’t give a fuck or shit.” Exciting generation we’ve got coming up. Like we needed a damn sign to realize you basically mail it in everyday.
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Next time I’m gonna start from the bottom and scroll up. We’re the top of the food chain, the enlightened ones they say. Yup, can’t wait till there is a gigafactory on Mars. The robots will work for me at the plant and I’ll never have to leave the Mcdonalds in Mars Mart. I kinda feel bad for the robots having to suffer humans.
That motorcycle is genius. Take a low mileage, totaled from the rear ,Civic and control it with a cycle front end. Build it for less than a grand.