WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Kind of funny that your Walmart tattoo would likely prevent you from getting a job at Walmart.

 

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Not sure why you’re wasting your money, it looks like you’ve got plenty of milk already.

 

Probably in there picking up more food for Tina here. That fat lard.

 

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Looks like your ass decided to get into a fight with a garbage disposal. Not trendy, just nasty.

 

Ahhhhh!!!! Ahhh!!!!! $2 SHOES!!!! Ahhhh!!!!! IMMA BREAK YO F*CKIN’ FACE IF YOU DON’T GET OUT OF MY DAMN PATH OF DESTRUCTION!!!!!

 

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I guess that’s why they call it the “Show-Me” state….

Missouri

 

People laughed at the Squatty Potty and it has probably made millions. Maybe this dude just invented a better way to shit?!?!

 

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I just want to give a quick shout out to the Lord above for making sure the person that captured this photo didn’t send us a frontal shot. Big ups to that guy. Thank you. Now let’s all take cover before that bungee cord snaps and takes out a bunch of innocent people.

Maybe next time think about closing the curtains when you head out.

 

Look, you just take 2 face masks and now you’ve got yourself a pair of shorts. And some people out there think masks are useless.

 

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They call it busty ’cause you about to bust the hell out of that shirt girl.

 

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I guess Joe Jackson over here was in too much of hurry to snag up some killer $5 CDs.

 

 

Via People of Walmart

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3 Comments
Bullinkle
Bullinkle
October 8, 2022 1:46 pm

Join the Military and fight for the preservation of this.

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
October 8, 2022 4:05 pm

“Kind of funny that your Walmart tattoo would likely prevent you from getting a job at Walmart.”

That may be why he got it.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
October 8, 2022 7:21 pm

Wonderful insights into the American dystopian future, my dear Admin. I plan to re-post one of these excellent examples of your American lifestyle; if only to cheer up the Brits as we enter the dark and gloomier 8 months of our winter season. I am surveying each week to choose one that might ring a bell to Joe Public in Britain.

I watch your picks every week and enjoy your commentary. I know how hard it is to keep to deadlines when other impositions of daily life impact our ultimate mission: FREEDOM & LIBERTY

Bravo and keep it up Jim! 🙂