“Hey, Michele, it’s me, your common sense. I know you are gearing up to go on your Walmart outing. Make sure you don’t wear those shorts that are 4 sizes too small because they do nothing for you…”
This is a rare find! A Walmart Mullet the clearance of hair is in it’s natural habitat
Dear white people, none of you look good with cornrows! Just stop it. You don’t see black or latino people with bowl cuts, because they know better.
Do you have any idea how tiring it can be putting on purple sweatpants like this? I’m going to take a nap right now just from thinking about it.
Oh yeah, what all did you “get done” today? Did you somehow manage to drop your kids off at your sisters and go pick up that pack of menthols?
“Hey, Michele, it’s me again. Make sure when you are at Walmart you don’t put any plastic bags over the kids’ heads while you are shopping. And if you forget, there is a handy little warning on every single plastic bag ever manufactured…”
Denture Paste Gangster
Drag your kid to Walmart Day
That fashion sense
Fighting over the last good man in Harrisonburg
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Life is like Walmart. You walk in hoping to see some attractive, hot freaks…and walk out realizing it’s fat bitches and fags all the way through.
Plodding pigeon toed all the way to the next bench for that nap because your favorite aisle has already got some smelly lowlife hobo splayed out there. Where are the standards these days wallies, no smelly street persons pleaz
Even the hookers won’t hang out there any more. It’s tragic.
Around here one would have to travel to Dallas-Fort Worth to find the hookers not that sex does not happen. So fortunate to laugh when going to Wal Marts.
Dude, I walk in Wal Marts in disguise, perhaps with blinders. Regardless I usually see someone I “recognize”. It’s all good and in a country pone atmosphere, “they” don’t realize what I may be humerous about. Cracks me up. I’ve got a Junior College education.
with the southern border shortly to be a border no longer. YASNY
I don’t know about where you live, but here I rarely observe a male wearing a collared, button-down shirt. It is almost always a t-shirt, often old and ratty. Maybe it’s mostly in rural areas, however, almost no one is native to this far Western NC county. Most are originally from the NE, went to Florida and now have moved here (“Halfbacks” they’re called). There seems to be no pride in how one looks.
I mean even if you aren’t affluent, who can’t afford a package or two of new Hanes t-shirts once or twice a year? The lack of even a modicum of care about one’s appearance fits the Lizard Master’s stereotypical (Maybe accurate) vision of us.
If you look at the photographs 50 years old or older, you know, ALL people appeared much better dressed in general. Part of the plan? Self-identify as a peasant…fuck the world, I don’t’ care what you think, “I am somebody.” (H/T to that filthy negro Jessie Jackson for the quote). Just wondering…
” collared, button-down shirt” some of us need anywhere from a ½ hour to an hour just to put on a buttoned shirt; our fingers just do’t work as well as they used to, so it’s a polo shirt, golf shirt, t-shirt, whatever and even then we look like shit with the pects and lats of which we were so proud in our 30s and 40s doing pull-ups on the door frame, now sagging down to our waist like an old lady’s tits.
And in the offices, “casual Fridays” became casual Mondays thru Fridays.
My son’s an executive in his mid-40s; I couldn’t believe the ratty t-shirt he wears to the office. “Hey, Dad. Y’know well-dressed people become targets on the street on the way home, y’know like your friend “what’s-his-name” last month. He just got out of the hospital last week. The LEOs are no help; they just come around to get info on what happened – and then it just goes into the round file.”
I don’t disagree with you, but this country has changed a helluva lot (and not for the better) over the past 50 years.
Boy, ain’t that the zoombie truff. Wearing a collared button down shirt is being well dressed…
Not puttin our best foot forward for when all the new neighborhood gets here…
Maybe if we fuck it up bad enough they’ll turn around and go home?
Shame really ! Start with that one beautiful girl, then put her in an elegant Hepburn – esque little black dress, and she would be absolutely stunning. What a waste of lovely youth.
This IS What Walmarts LOOK Like. Well,except the ‘hood Walmarts where they be too busy stealing.
God, help US.