WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Live Simply Mommy: People of Walmart Beware

“Hey, Michele, it’s me, your common sense. I know you are gearing up to go on your Walmart outing. Make sure you don’t wear those shorts that are 4 sizes too small because they do nothing for you…”

This is a rare find! A Walmart Mullet the clearance of hair is in it’s natural habitat

People of WalMart – Classic Ruby: Unadulterated

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Dear white people, none of you look good with cornrows! Just stop it. You don’t see black or latino people with bowl cuts, because they know better.

purple-pants

 

 

 

 

Do you have any idea how tiring it can be putting on purple sweatpants like this? I’m going to take a nap right now just from thinking about it.

https://classicruby.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/git-er-done.jpg

Oh yeah, what all did you “get done” today? Did you somehow manage to drop your kids off at your sisters and go pick up that pack of menthols?

“Hey, Michele, it’s me again. Make sure when you are at Walmart you don’t put any plastic bags over the kids’ heads while you are shopping. And if you forget, there is a handy little warning on every single plastic bag ever manufactured…”

Denture Paste Gangster

Denture Paste Gangster

Drag Your Kid To Walmart

Drag your kid to Walmart Day

Epic Fashion At Walmart

That fashion sense

FUPA

People Of Walmart Fight

Fighting over the last good man in Harrisonburg

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14 Comments
The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
May 6, 2023 9:05 am

Life is like Walmart. You walk in hoping to see some attractive, hot freaks…and walk out realizing it’s fat bitches and fags all the way through.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  The Central Scrutinizer
May 6, 2023 9:40 am

Plodding pigeon toed all the way to the next bench for that nap because your favorite aisle has already got some smelly lowlife hobo splayed out there. Where are the standards these days wallies, no smelly street persons pleaz

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  anon a moos
May 6, 2023 12:09 pm

Even the hookers won’t hang out there any more. It’s tragic.

Tex
Tex
  The Central Scrutinizer
May 7, 2023 12:01 am

Around here one would have to travel to Dallas-Fort Worth to find the hookers not that sex does not happen. So fortunate to laugh when going to Wal Marts.

Tex
Tex
  The Central Scrutinizer
May 6, 2023 11:50 pm

Dude, I walk in Wal Marts in disguise, perhaps with blinders. Regardless I usually see someone I “recognize”. It’s all good and in a country pone atmosphere, “they” don’t realize what I may be humerous about. Cracks me up. I’ve got a Junior College education.

boron
boron
May 6, 2023 10:09 am

with the southern border shortly to be a border no longer. YASNY

falconflight
falconflight
May 6, 2023 11:22 am

I don’t know about where you live, but here I rarely observe a male wearing a collared, button-down shirt. It is almost always a t-shirt, often old and ratty. Maybe it’s mostly in rural areas, however, almost no one is native to this far Western NC county. Most are originally from the NE, went to Florida and now have moved here (“Halfbacks” they’re called). There seems to be no pride in how one looks.

I mean even if you aren’t affluent, who can’t afford a package or two of new Hanes t-shirts once or twice a year? The lack of even a modicum of care about one’s appearance fits the Lizard Master’s stereotypical (Maybe accurate) vision of us.

If you look at the photographs 50 years old or older, you know, ALL people appeared much better dressed in general. Part of the plan? Self-identify as a peasant…fuck the world, I don’t’ care what you think, “I am somebody.” (H/T to that filthy negro Jessie Jackson for the quote). Just wondering…

boron
boron
  falconflight
May 6, 2023 2:09 pm

” collared, button-down shirt” some of us need anywhere from a ½ hour to an hour just to put on a buttoned shirt; our fingers just do’t work as well as they used to, so it’s a polo shirt, golf shirt, t-shirt, whatever and even then we look like shit with the pects and lats of which we were so proud in our 30s and 40s doing pull-ups on the door frame, now sagging down to our waist like an old lady’s tits.
And in the offices, “casual Fridays” became casual Mondays thru Fridays.
My son’s an executive in his mid-40s; I couldn’t believe the ratty t-shirt he wears to the office. “Hey, Dad. Y’know well-dressed people become targets on the street on the way home, y’know like your friend “what’s-his-name” last month. He just got out of the hospital last week. The LEOs are no help; they just come around to get info on what happened – and then it just goes into the round file.”
I don’t disagree with you, but this country has changed a helluva lot (and not for the better) over the past 50 years.

falconflight
falconflight
  boron
May 6, 2023 4:17 pm

Boy, ain’t that the zoombie truff. Wearing a collared button down shirt is being well dressed…

Just Goober
Just Goober
May 6, 2023 11:33 am

Not puttin our best foot forward for when all the new neighborhood gets here…

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Just Goober
May 6, 2023 12:11 pm

Maybe if we fuck it up bad enough they’ll turn around and go home?

Dagobaz
Dagobaz
May 6, 2023 1:10 pm

Shame really ! Start with that one beautiful girl, then put her in an elegant Hepburn – esque little black dress, and she would be absolutely stunning. What a waste of lovely youth.

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
May 6, 2023 7:23 pm

This IS What Walmarts LOOK Like. Well,except the ‘hood Walmarts where they be too busy stealing.

Tex
Tex
May 6, 2023 11:45 pm

God, help US.