WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

So do you go to a normal hair stylist to have that done or do you need to visit one of those specialty dog groomers that make poodles all fancy?

 

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If your boots cover more of your body than the rest of your articles of clothing combined, you might wanna change into something a little more appropriate.

 

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So did you tattoo grass and weeds growing up out of your ass or are those just escaping fumes? That may sound odd but judging by how well you hide your bra I figured subtlety would be lost on you.

 

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They must call that an atomic wedgie because it resembles and atomic bomb’s mushroom cloud and leaves a similar path of destruction.

 

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Just in case that turtleneck under the t-shirt didn’t give away your loneliness, the giant sad cat says it all for you.

 

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I don’t even know what you were trying to accomplish here, but I can tell you it’s wrong.

 

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The chicken wire keeps in the crazy. We should thank him for that.

 

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The chicken wire keeps in the crazy. We should thank him for that.

 

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Holy shnikes! At first I thought this was your normal run-of-the-mill power mullet but upon a further closer inspection I believe this might be a bowl cut/ponytail combo that was, until now, a thing of legend. Everyone bow down and pay your respects.

 

Ehh ohh, somebody call Dick Vitale cause we’ve got ourselves a diaper dandy here!

 

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It appears melons are in season…niiiiice.

 

American Horror Story Season 9: Walmart

 

Via People Of Walmart

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5 Comments
Machinist
Machinist
November 5, 2022 1:08 pm

It’s kind of like the redneck version of Burning Man, only it’s not.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
November 5, 2022 2:12 pm

I sure hope that isn’t “James” in the cat shirt.

James
James
  Harrington Richardson
November 5, 2022 3:30 pm

Eh,no!I love Siamese but this is more me kind of cat!

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Anonymous
Anonymous
November 5, 2022 3:19 pm

Boy – the dumbing down is beyond successful. Evidence that “dignity”, “courtesy”, “decency” have been removed from the common lexicon.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
November 5, 2022 5:06 pm

Ahh, Wally world, ground zero for the XXXL 🤡 🌎…., where else can you get live entertainment, groceries, and a walking freak show, all in one establishment???

The local Flea Market you say??

Yes, but it’s not open 7 days a week, almost 24 hours a day, though….

TPTB have mandated, besides our two minutes of hate, bread and circuses, everyone, bread and circuses, all the way to the End….and we’re closer to that than anyone thinks….