Oh no! Everyone’s calling everyone else “groomer” and now we’re all confused! Are you a groomer? Is your neighbor a groomer? Let the experts at The Babylon Bee help you sort it out. Here are all the warning signs you may be a groomer:
1. Do you talk about sex with 5-year-olds behind their parents’ back?
2. Do you begin sentences with, “Don’t tell your parents, but…”
3. Do you encourage kids to cut off their sex organs?
4. Are you a Disney Executive?
5. Did you quit your teaching job after they passed the Parental Rights Act in Florida?
6. Does taking other people’s kids to a drag show and calling it a “field trip” seem ok to you?
7. Are you now, or have you ever been, a politician?
8. Have you ever helped a child acquire sex hormones without their parent’s knowledge?
9. Does David French think you’re a “blessing of liberty?”
Tally up your number of “Yes” answers and consult this chart:
1-2: Oh no! You’re a groomer!
3-4: Wow. Definitely a groomer.
5-6: Yep, still groomer.
7-8: There’s a Law & Order SVU episode with your name on it.
9: Ok, we’re calling the police.
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Liberty is local. Totalitarianism is global:
https://thenewamerican.com/australian-mp-10-year-old-school-girls-assigned-homework-to-ask-their-dads-about-erections-and-ejaculation/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Eyes
The groomer homos are in effect behaviorally similar to the feminists. They’re not interested in fighting you 1 v 1 for any kind of intellectual merit. It is a personality pissing contest for their narcissism where they call the police if you threaten them.
The only thing that works on them is force. You will never persuade them or cut a deal with them to back off otherwise. They are not good faith participants.
Woke trash is an enemy that cannot be defeated with liberal values that care about their consent. To shut down woke shit requires forcing on them things they don’t want. It’s them or you.
That’s why having a worldview that turns the police against these people is so important. Small government does not cut it.
Lol. You want to play today, don’t you?
Let’s hope you’re not, otherwise I’ll have to unsubscribe from your fan club.
David French is a war hero, even more than John McCain.
Boo yah!
Boomers, Doomers, and Groomers, Oh My!
Ain’t gonna change a thing. Nearly inconceivable that ya gonna beat Methuselah’s record, being the oldest man who ever died.
Highly unlikely that Elijah is going to swoop down and say “Hop on, You ain’t seen nothing yet!”
Moses might still be asleep in the tomb had Satan not lost that argument with Jesus.
Only two humans alive in heaven as far as i can understand. “The Dead Know Nothing.”
Saw a Vid in one of these posts, guy was trying to reinvent the Atlatl, still ‘state of the art’ for hand tossed. And the aspect ratio of the fletching was all wrong, recreating Flu-Flu’s in essence, for hunting birds with a bow and arrow.
Traipsing through the the open places in the fall, any young boy will ‘naturally’ find an ample supply of Spears. Heavy end first. He may decide to leave a few of the outward projecting upper shoots as fletching, if already familiar with archery. Even with NO foliage, empirically, another variant of the Flu-Flu. If time/timing afield is ‘perfect’, a small clump of dirt will remain attached to the mostly degraded root system. Knock your fleeing adversary down at 40 yds. Lucky toss. Not for him, but obviously, memorable. I would call and ask him but he is ‘sleeping’. I’m sure we would both laugh till the tears streamed down our faces and our sides ached from laughter recounting various exploits.
I know i am, constantly victimized by free association