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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:13 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 20, 2022 3:59 pm

1/2 cup brown rice
24 oz. honey
simmer till ready

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 20, 2022 4:46 pm

Looks like piss

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
May 20, 2022 5:31 pm

That WAS NOT organic, raw and unfiltered honey. Looked like the crap that says blended from 7 different countries. Yuck!

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  GT Void
May 26, 2022 2:48 pm

Diversity in honey.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:13 pm

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Mustang
Mustang
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:25 pm

Now can you build me a Dodge Challenger RT???

Bob P
Bob P
  Mustang
May 20, 2022 1:56 pm

Okay, I need to know why you didn’t ask for a Mustang. Mustang balloon cars unreliable or something?

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:58 pm

Next, I tapped the bottle against my dick. She called security.

Zipr
Zipr
  Bob P
May 21, 2022 9:08 pm

Sure now she can swallow!

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:15 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 20, 2022 4:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:00 pm

Traffic in New Delhi is unusually light this morning.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  Bob P
May 21, 2022 8:20 pm

Could be Saigon. My host told me to close my eyes and walk straight across the street.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 4:54 pm

Notice the single unconcerned pedestrian.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 20, 2022 5:36 pm

How day do dat?

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:02 pm

Ukrainian pilot training on latest crop of American choppers donated to the war effort while American inner cities rot.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 4:21 pm

Ah, chute, Bob.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:03 pm

Ice cream stand melts!

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:04 pm

Sharp TV.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 8:33 pm

All bow to the god idol…
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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:06 pm

I rolled a 72!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 20, 2022 8:37 pm

The die was cast…
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
May 21, 2022 12:10 am

somebody is NOT getting laid

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Anonymous
May 21, 2022 8:04 am

She might be mad, but she’s still doing the dishes…..

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:09 pm

First time Bill had occasion to use his invention upon being mugged, he pulled it out and managed to castrate himself and cut himself a new asshole.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 20, 2022 9:02 pm

Thought of that black comedian who almost got stabbed on stage, (couldn’t think of his name) and as I searched, it came to me as I searched, even duckduckgo is compromised.
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DAVE CHAPPELLE

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
May 20, 2022 9:13 pm

Try the browser called BRAVE

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Anonymous
May 21, 2022 3:19 am

I believe Brave also uses DDG as standard, but Brave Search is in beta test, and can be installed. DDG uses Google internet indexes, but Brave search has its own indexes and algorithms.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:11 pm

Warning: never buy this for your wife’s anniversary present unless you want your privates peeled.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 5:40 pm

There are still men out there that do not know the universal rule on buying your wife a present: Nothing with a plug.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts

What if she wants to blend margaritas?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 20, 2022 9:05 pm

Durham utility

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:21 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 20, 2022 9:06 pm

it was the second cat

A9racer
A9racer
  nkit
May 20, 2022 10:24 pm

My neighbors kid did that to an old biker. Got caught, got his ass beat and they took and totaled his truck. Nobody saw a thing

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:13 pm

To top it off, it was a no parking sign.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:38 pm

Biden voter.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Colorado Artist
May 26, 2022 2:57 pm

…in Russia.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:14 pm

No thanks, but if I ever need to puke I’ll drop by.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:23 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 20, 2022 9:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:24 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:17 pm

Uh, I sort of forgot to press record.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 20, 2022 10:37 pm

in the divorce, he got burned.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:18 pm

Just one of the many careers a gender studies degree will qualify you for!

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:19 pm

Let’s bear with Pete while he shits his pants.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 4:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:27 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 2:20 pm

What fat bastards will do for a hotdog.

todd
todd
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 3:25 pm

this event was for the klondike bar

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 5:43 pm

Where the fuck is Ahab when you need him.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 20, 2022 5:43 pm

Paver-faced.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:21 pm

Just one of the many careers a gender studies degree will qualify you for!

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:28 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 5:00 pm

Surrounded by cock….atoos.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 5:45 pm

Looks like there’s more than 2s.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

Why youse!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 20, 2022 12:28 pm

Couldn’t resist trying some of this when I was in Japan. Actually pretty good, and designed as electrolyte replacement during their very hot, humid summers.
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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  MrLiberty
May 20, 2022 1:27 pm

Just had a bunch of those whilst in Okayama last week. Works well.

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
May 20, 2022 2:25 pm

Pocari better be a gorgeous dame, or no thanks.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  MrLiberty
May 20, 2022 2:30 pm

YES!!! I used to love those when I was running in Okinawa! Wish I could still get them; even the powder version was awesome.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:29 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:02 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 1:03 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 1:52 pm

TBP should do a Fat Fail Friday.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  fujigm
May 21, 2022 3:39 am

Done that. Once was enough.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:30 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:54 pm

Hallway faced

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:40 pm

This place is goin’ to hell…

nkit
nkit
  nkit
May 20, 2022 4:13 pm

A drive -by pooping

morongobill
morongobill
  nkit
May 21, 2022 1:09 pm

One boy says to the other after wiping off his face, what a load of chewing tobacco. His friend says, but did you see those jaws?

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
May 21, 2022 8:05 pm

OH SHIT! Even got it on the side of the van!

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:32 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:50 pm

Failboat ship-of -fools landing craft…

anon y mous
anon y mous
  nkit
May 20, 2022 7:36 pm

Bidens non-binary trans special forces in training?

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 20, 2022 10:45 pm

some beach

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 21, 2022 12:11 pm

Shore-faced or beach-faced.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:34 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 5:02 pm

“I’ll break your hip old man!”

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 20, 2022 10:46 pm

lefty

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:34 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 20, 2022 5:48 pm

asphalt-phaced!

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical

With a full sliding scorpion!

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:35 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:03 pm

Not a soul to be found…..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 21, 2022 12:17 am

Gingerfest?
or a nkit rally?

John
John
  nkit
May 21, 2022 1:57 am

Fantastic in bed; do NOT marry.

Creed
Creed
  nkit
May 21, 2022 10:42 am

My happy place.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 24, 2022 3:27 pm

I think I finally found my vision of heaven, nkit. Thanks.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 20, 2022 12:35 pm

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Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  Anonymous
May 21, 2022 8:39 pm

If you like pina coladas…

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:35 pm

Giving my wrist a good workout.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 5:49 pm

Here….let me help…..
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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:36 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 20, 2022 5:52 pm

To bad we can’t do a side by side taste test of these….
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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:37 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 20, 2022 5:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:39 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 20, 2022 5:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 12:39 pm

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