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Where is nkit and his glorious Friday contributions?
Everyone is still sleeping?
Gleason was an asshole
You are an asshole!
He was a funny-as-shit asshole.
My kind of asshole.
And when she realized this she hollered out to her fellow searchers, “Hey, everyone, I found me!” Then, the searchers, perhaps embarrassed over their stupidity or upset over the waste of their time and effort, abandoned her in the wild where she later perished from exposure.
I’d have beat her and thrown her in the glacier melt river…
Especially funny when they said, “Oh, Mrs. Nigger-Baiter’s exploded.”
To me, not funny anymore.
Nope.
Guys in dresses are still funny.
So are pole smokers.
Even if they want to be taken seriously.
Here’s a tip:
Biden ain’t running the show.
“All I have is Canadian dollars.”
“Fuck! Never mind.”
“Okay. Come again. Oh, if I may make a suggestion, don’t scratch your balls in the middle of a holdup. People will pay more attention to that than the gun.”
All I have it Bitcoin, but the internet’s down….
“What the fuck Tom? want me to call your mother?”
Engineers were thrilled their newest bike model passed the fat fuck test with flying colours.
What the actual fuck?
Ambiguously Gay Duo.
Will that leave a mark? Asking for a friend
I’ll take both but I ain’t paying any more than 75 pounds.
How the hell did they get up to 5%? Did they only poll the family members?
Right between the uprights!
That is why we will never reach peak stupid.
As Tim ate his new bride’s peaches and spaghetti that evening, he sighed and mused, “Good job she’s cute.”
Peaches, Tim’s bride.
She has progeria and mocking her breaks my heart.
I thought it was an advertisement for Affordable Dentures.
I was in grade school — 3d or 4th grade — with a kid who had this. He looked like he was going on 45 years old …
How do you explain this to this child? How do you make sense of it? What is God’s plan here — to somehow bring out the best in the rest of US? That’s expecting a lot …
As the saying goes … ‘There but for the Grace of God go I.’
The ancients had cliffs for a reason. It’s not nice, but neither is the outlook of having genetic problems like that.
Yeah, for physical defects and severe mental retardation. She is not a drain on society like the current welfare class.
sucker FACED!
Not a Red Wings fan.
Octopussy-faced!
Hahahahahanevergetsold.
WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHANOITDOESNOT!
I asked Nataliya why she walked her microwave every day, and she replied, “So it won’t shit in the house.” I couldn’t argue with that.
He just rode past Nataliya.
Pole faced
Oh, sticks and stones will break your bones alright.
Don’t give him five unless you can spare them.
If there wasn’t a FF I wouldn’t wait for friday.
Azov Battalion, the most fearsome fighters in Ukraine’s army, after receiving $14 billion in American arms then hiding out for three months, limber up to surrender without a fight.
French infantry field guide copyright infringement.
Kill them. All
it always amazed in the army the number of people that can’t do a jumping jack
Coordination skills.
Get some.
Here, honey, rest on my fuck pole.
Bob!
There are children reading these memes!
It’s a “disco stick”.
cheer up Bob, maybe she means thickness?
I was really cold that day.
Come sit on my lap honey and we’ll talk about whatever comes up.
Always the gentleman …
Just a tiny sample of how the Ukrainian army will put the new $40 billion to use in fighting the evil Russians.
French infantry field guide copyright infringement.
Hopefully to be seen on the “presidential” limousine.
“Offended!” said Millie. “You blew me up!”
What? Isn’t this why we have children?
No.
It’s why we buy children.
Beats picking cotton in the God-forsaken Texas Panhandle like my mom did at her age.
Hey, if you want her to understand why our economy is in the shitter, she needs to understand how things work in the US.
Go for the two bagger!
pitch perfect nut-sacker.
The Saturn sure was an epic fai.
After 50 yrs I think I finally know what that Polish friend at college always said about ” A fox smells its’ own hole 1st”.
He had one job. One.
Or, to be more precise, a Democratic male and Republican female.
and Mike’s big dick.
sorry, melania is a tranny as well.
I would bet a large sum of money that she is not.
Did some nun molest you as a child or are you just suffering from a severe case of TDS?
Do you have an intelligent response or are you lead by your eyes and cock? You must be projecting about children as nothing I posted has anything to do with it. Are you a pervert?
It is sad that 15 people followed your perversion.
Thanks GT, I needed a good laugh after the week I just had.
Seek truth my friends, do not let your eyes deceive you, although YT has been successfully blocking videos of people who do the analysis. Very long arms, BIG feet, wide-set eyes, straight clavicles and more! Tranny.
You keep your long arms, big feet, wide set eyes, and clavicles. I’ll take the the preternatural beauty, gorgeous tits, and the most spectacular first lady ass in the history of first lady ass. Let’s not forget those legendary gams either. 100% female perfection.
Yeah, what you said!
Yes, enjoy your lady-boy.
LOL, so many ignorant people who have done NO RESEARCH but have an opinion because of their lust. So guidable by the nose ring, or cock ring if you prefer.
One was an elegant First Lady … the one in the White House before her was — well, we’re not sure what …
First lick my bowl.
Black Studies major.
I liked the idea in theory till I had to step over half-homeless carcasses for months.
those flying lawnmowers are a little dangerous
And that’s the last time Ted gave a dildo as a wedding present.
A weaponized dildo?
It would be considered “arms” under the 2A.
I’ll allow it.
Here’s a more fully functional version:
nice tits.
Fully loaded that must weigh a ton.
But the high-capacity battery should be banned as well as the automatic vibrate feature.
hey Lexi,
Check out my meat salad…
ADL pushes for fish cancellation after anti-Semitic cartoon.
would that be the Semites who follow the Jewish religion, the Semites who follow the Islam religion, the Semites who follow the Christian religion, or the Semites who follow other religions? Semite is an ethnicity, the rest is religion. Most who follow the corrupted Judaism are not even Semites, they are AshkeNAZI via the fallen Khazar empire.
I wish people would understand the lies they are told and the phrases that are used to enforce that lie. Maybe then we could defeat these bastards.
Semites are people who speak any of the Semitic languages, including Hebrews, Arabs, and others; even some Ethiopians.
Hebrews are not a people. Hebrews are a secret order that encoded the mysteries by creating a secret language. The current Judaism is just the surface meaning of that which was encoded, as is Christianity. The “Bible” is just a retelling of a more ancient religion using new names and places, BUT ALL names and places are about the heavens and your biology, as the Creator meant it to be.
See! They’ll fuck your shit up!!
Yep
Now maybe I’m being unfair.
I have no doubt there are videos of them saving kids from drowning or alerting families that the house is on fire…..
I’ll wait….
Yeah, they’ll fuck your shit up, but they won’t show the Feds where your stash is.
Wanted to do up our St. Bernard for Halloween like that and say she was “Cujo.” Wife wouldn’t go for it.
Would have been awesome.
Should ran it by the mistress…
If you ask me, ‘It’s raining cats and dogs’ makes no sen. . . never mind.
I like them better after they fly thru two layers of sheet rock
The dog did it!
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