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Red River D
Red River D
May 20, 2022 11:22 am

Where is nkit and his glorious Friday contributions?

Everyone is still sleeping?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Red River D
May 20, 2022 11:40 am

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Red River D
Red River D
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 12:28 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Red River D
May 20, 2022 7:35 pm

Gleason was an asshole

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
May 20, 2022 11:37 pm

You are an asshole!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
May 21, 2022 12:52 am

He was a funny-as-shit asshole.
My kind of asshole.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:25 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 11:34 am

And when she realized this she hollered out to her fellow searchers, “Hey, everyone, I found me!” Then, the searchers, perhaps embarrassed over their stupidity or upset over the waste of their time and effort, abandoned her in the wild where she later perished from exposure.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 1:13 pm

I’d have beat her and thrown her in the glacier melt river…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 11:42 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 11:58 am

Especially funny when they said, “Oh, Mrs. Nigger-Baiter’s exploded.”

anon y mous
anon y mous
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 1:06 pm

To me, not funny anymore.

fujigm
fujigm
  anon y mous
May 20, 2022 1:15 pm

Nope.
Guys in dresses are still funny.
So are pole smokers.
Even if they want to be taken seriously.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  fujigm
May 20, 2022 4:24 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  anon y mous
May 20, 2022 7:37 pm

Here’s a tip:
Biden ain’t running the show.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:25 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 11:44 am

“All I have is Canadian dollars.”

“Fuck! Never mind.”

“Okay. Come again. Oh, if I may make a suggestion, don’t scratch your balls in the middle of a holdup. People will pay more attention to that than the gun.”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 1:42 pm

All I have it Bitcoin, but the internet’s down….

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:45 pm

“What the fuck Tom? want me to call your mother?”

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 20, 2022 3:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:26 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 11:43 am

Engineers were thrilled their newest bike model passed the fat fuck test with flying colours.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:16 pm

What the actual fuck?

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:26 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 20, 2022 7:40 pm

Ambiguously Gay Duo.

Zipr
Zipr
  YourAverageJoe
May 21, 2022 8:10 pm

Will that leave a mark? Asking for a friend

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:26 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 11:52 am

I’ll take both but I ain’t paying any more than 75 pounds.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:27 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 11:50 am

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 8:35 pm

How the hell did they get up to 5%? Did they only poll the family members?

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:27 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 11:51 am

Right between the uprights!

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:28 am

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:28 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 11:57 am

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 8:36 pm

That is why we will never reach peak stupid.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:29 am

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:29 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:04 pm

As Tim ate his new bride’s peaches and spaghetti that evening, he sighed and mused, “Good job she’s cute.”

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 1:52 pm

Peaches, Tim’s bride.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 20, 2022 3:11 pm

She has progeria and mocking her breaks my heart.

Machinist
Machinist
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 8:42 pm

I thought it was an advertisement for Affordable Dentures.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 9:41 pm

I was in grade school — 3d or 4th grade — with a kid who had this. He looked like he was going on 45 years old … 

How do you explain this to this child? How do you make sense of it? What is God’s plan here — to somehow bring out the best in the rest of US? That’s expecting a lot … 

As the saying goes … ‘There but for the Grace of God go I.’

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
May 21, 2022 1:21 am

The ancients had cliffs for a reason. It’s not nice, but neither is the outlook of having genetic problems like that.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Anonymous
May 21, 2022 11:51 am

Yeah, for physical defects and severe mental retardation. She is not a drain on society like the current welfare class.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 4:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:30 am

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:19 pm

sucker FACED!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:03 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 3:11 pm

Not a Red Wings fan.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 20, 2022 4:55 pm

Octopussy-faced!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 20, 2022 7:44 pm

Hahahahahanevergetsold.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
May 21, 2022 12:56 am

WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHANOITDOESNOT!

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:30 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:08 pm

I asked Nataliya why she walked her microwave every day, and she replied, “So it won’t shit in the house.” I couldn’t argue with that.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 2:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:31 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:09 pm

He just rode past Nataliya.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 2:17 pm

Pole faced

Mix
Mix
May 20, 2022 11:31 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 20, 2022 12:00 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 1:44 pm

Oh, sticks and stones will break your bones alright.

Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
May 20, 2022 12:09 pm

Don’t give him five unless you can spare them.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
May 20, 2022 2:19 pm

If there wasn’t a FF I wouldn’t wait for friday.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
May 20, 2022 4:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:31 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:11 pm

Azov Battalion, the most fearsome fighters in Ukraine’s army, after receiving $14 billion in American arms then hiding out for three months, limber up to surrender without a fight.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 2:16 pm

French infantry field guide copyright infringement.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 7:48 pm

Kill them. All

todd
todd
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:19 pm

it always amazed in the army the number of people that can’t do a jumping jack

fujigm
fujigm
  todd
May 20, 2022 1:20 pm

Coordination skills.
Get some.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  fujigm
May 20, 2022 4:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:32 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:14 pm

Here, honey, rest on my fuck pole.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 1:21 pm

Bob!
There are children reading these memes!
It’s a “disco stick”.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 2:20 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Mix
May 20, 2022 6:35 pm

cheer up Bob, maybe she means thickness?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
May 20, 2022 7:21 pm

I was really cold that day.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 20, 2022 7:49 pm

Come sit on my lap honey and we’ll talk about whatever comes up.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
May 20, 2022 9:43 pm

Always the gentleman … 

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:32 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:18 pm

Just a tiny sample of how the Ukrainian army will put the new $40 billion to use in fighting the evil Russians.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 2:22 pm

French infantry field guide copyright infringement.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:33 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 11:58 am

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Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 2:25 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:46 pm

Hopefully to be seen on the “presidential” limousine.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 20, 2022 11:34 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
May 20, 2022 12:21 pm

Offended!” said Millie. “You blew me up!”

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:34 am

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:34 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:22 pm

What? Isn’t this why we have children?

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 1:24 pm

No.
It’s why we buy children.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  Bob P
May 21, 2022 7:38 pm

Beats picking cotton in the God-forsaken Texas Panhandle like my mom did at her age.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:50 pm

Hey, if you want her to understand why our economy is in the shitter, she needs to understand how things work in the US.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 20, 2022 11:34 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
May 20, 2022 12:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:35 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:27 pm

Go for the two bagger!

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:25 pm

pitch perfect nut-sacker.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  fujigm
May 20, 2022 2:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:35 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:28 pm

The Saturn sure was an epic fai.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:35 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:37 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 20, 2022 4:32 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
May 20, 2022 7:24 pm

After 50 yrs I think I finally know what that Polish friend at college always said about ” A fox smells its’ own hole 1st”.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:36 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:40 pm

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clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:41 pm

He had one job. One.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:36 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 12:32 pm

Or, to be more precise, a Democratic male and Republican female.

Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 2:47 pm

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and Mike’s big dick.

GT Void
GT Void
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 3:34 pm

sorry, melania is a tranny as well.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GT Void
May 20, 2022 4:33 pm

I would bet a large sum of money that she is not.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  GT Void
May 20, 2022 5:08 pm

Did some nun molest you as a child or are you just suffering from a severe case of TDS?

GT Void
GT Void

Do you have an intelligent response or are you lead by your eyes and cock? You must be projecting about children as nothing I posted has anything to do with it. Are you a pervert?

It is sad that 15 people followed your perversion.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  GT Void
May 22, 2022 7:53 am

Thanks GT, I needed a good laugh after the week I just had.

GT Void
GT Void
  GT Void
May 20, 2022 9:46 pm

Seek truth my friends, do not let your eyes deceive you, although YT has been successfully blocking videos of people who do the analysis. Very long arms, BIG feet, wide-set eyes, straight clavicles and more! Tranny.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GT Void
May 21, 2022 1:05 am

You keep your long arms, big feet, wide set eyes, and clavicles. I’ll take the the preternatural beauty, gorgeous tits, and the most spectacular first lady ass in the history of first lady ass. Let’s not forget those legendary gams either. 100% female perfection.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
May 21, 2022 7:48 am

Yeah, what you said!

GT Void
GT Void
  Colorado Artist
May 21, 2022 10:27 pm

Yes, enjoy your lady-boy.

GT Void
GT Void
  GT Void
May 21, 2022 10:33 pm

LOL, so many ignorant people who have done NO RESEARCH but have an opinion because of their lust. So guidable by the nose ring, or cock ring if you prefer.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 9:46 pm

One was an elegant First Lady … the one in the White House before her was — well, we’re not sure what …

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 20, 2022 11:36 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
May 20, 2022 12:34 pm

First lick my bowl.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:37 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 20, 2022 2:58 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 3:13 pm

Black Studies major.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 20, 2022 11:37 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
May 20, 2022 12:38 pm

I liked the idea in theory till I had to step over half-homeless carcasses for months.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:37 am

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todd
todd
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:21 pm

those flying lawnmowers are a little dangerous

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:37 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:47 pm

And that’s the last time Ted gave a dildo as a wedding present.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:29 pm

A weaponized dildo?
It would be considered “arms” under the 2A.
I’ll allow it.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  fujigm
May 20, 2022 1:54 pm

Here’s a more fully functional version:
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GT Void
GT Void
  MrLiberty
May 20, 2022 3:37 pm

nice tits.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
May 20, 2022 4:37 pm

Fully loaded that must weigh a ton.

GT Void
GT Void
  fujigm
May 20, 2022 3:37 pm

But the high-capacity battery should be banned as well as the automatic vibrate feature.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:38 am

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:38 am

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 20, 2022 1:30 pm

hey Lexi,
Check out my meat salad…

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:38 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
May 20, 2022 11:40 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
May 20, 2022 12:51 pm

ADL pushes for fish cancellation after anti-Semitic cartoon.

GT Void
GT Void
  Bob P
May 20, 2022 5:38 pm

would that be the Semites who follow the Jewish religion, the Semites who follow the Islam religion, the Semites who follow the Christian religion, or the Semites who follow other religions? Semite is an ethnicity, the rest is religion. Most who follow the corrupted Judaism are not even Semites, they are AshkeNAZI via the fallen Khazar empire.

I wish people would understand the lies they are told and the phrases that are used to enforce that lie. Maybe then we could defeat these bastards.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  GT Void
May 21, 2022 2:08 am

Semites are people who speak any of the Semitic languages, including Hebrews, Arabs, and others; even some Ethiopians.

GT Void
GT Void
  AnalogMan
May 21, 2022 10:32 pm

Hebrews are not a people. Hebrews are a secret order that encoded the mysteries by creating a secret language. The current Judaism is just the surface meaning of that which was encoded, as is Christianity. The “Bible” is just a retelling of a more ancient religion using new names and places, BUT ALL names and places are about the heavens and your biology, as the Creator meant it to be.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:40 am

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 20, 2022 5:12 pm

See! They’ll fuck your shit up!!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 20, 2022 7:58 pm

Yep
Now maybe I’m being unfair.
I have no doubt there are videos of them saving kids from drowning or alerting families that the house is on fire…..
I’ll wait….

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  YourAverageJoe
May 21, 2022 7:47 pm

Yeah, they’ll fuck your shit up, but they won’t show the Feds where your stash is.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:41 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:17 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
May 20, 2022 1:55 pm

Wanted to do up our St. Bernard for Halloween like that and say she was “Cujo.” Wife wouldn’t go for it.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MrLiberty
May 20, 2022 8:01 pm

Would have been awesome.
Should ran it by the mistress…

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:41 am

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:41 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:58 pm

If you ask me, ‘It’s raining cats and dogs’ makes no sen. . . never mind.

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:42 am

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:42 am

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:43 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 20, 2022 8:03 pm

I like them better after they fly thru two layers of sheet rock

nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:43 am

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:43 am

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:44 am

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nkit
nkit
May 20, 2022 11:44 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 20, 2022 12:59 pm

The dog did it!

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