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Just one word from me: “Wanker!”
“My mom was my dad and my eunuch dad only listened to my mom so I
identify as a sheep.”
Ridin with Biden.
That’s not Stucky is it?
No… Stucky’s bike is purple and has unicorns on it… smell like shyte too… 🙂
Nope. No “I stand with Ukraine” flag.
Hmmm…hard one.
How not to get laid
40-year old virgin
Beta bitch starter kit
Most likely it has something to do with his daughter, but the compliance mask is inexplicable.
Yes, most likely his daughter is riding behind him and he’s carrying her backpack…which is a sweet thing to do.
But, the rest of the image is not good. Why a helmet when riding on a sidewalk in a neighborhood? It’s not like he’s speed racing or mountain biking.
Why the mask when outside not around people?
I was around many of these kind of ‘men’ when I worked in schools. I can spot these betas a mile away. Guarantee his wife wears the pants in that relationship. Zero SMV.
The guy is a fag. Bike is too small, shorts are too tight, wearing a fag helmet, pink anything is gay and then he’s also wearing a mask. What a fag.
Lia Thomas photographed on her way to swim practice.
Lia Thomas is a he, but for the contest, I will allow it.
How to be a compliant democrat.
“Happy to have my safe and effective vaccines while I bike home to take care of my wife’s boyfriend in the ‘new normal’ USA”
-Democrat voter
Can’t think of a good caption but how about a simulated News Story?
Local 9 News: ( White lesbian newscaster reports) ” This image of our nominee for “California dad of the Year”– Our reporter on the scene tells us that this local San Fernando dad was just relaxing at home after breast feeding his newborn infant son when his daughter’s school called. It turns out the daughter, a 2nd grader at Maxine Waters Elementary had forgotten her backpack at home, including her CRT and TransStudies textbooks. The sperm-donor parent immediately found a neighbor man to sit with his newborn and raced his bike 8 blocks to drop off the important study materials.”
“The birthing parent was not available having dropped the daughter at school earlier and hurrying off to her position as Director of HR at a local tech company.”
yada yada yada…
Fuck these tards.
Melty
Shovel ready.
I concur – if you mean that he should be hit over the head with a shovel.
“Dude, my app tells me that Pokemon is around here somewhere…”
Ha! That was funny.
That was good.
Are people still doing that?
Get your national service medal here. lol
Embracing mental illness is highly fashionable, sure to result in approval from peer groups.
Sizzlin’ hot…ya know, for a 4-year old. 😁
Pedopusher
Pride goeth before a fall (so helmet up), but no pride goeth for the fallopian transplant.
oops. sub faceplant for fall.
Fuckin doosh bag even has his muff mask on
Thumbs up just for Sheryl Crow in those pants. 🙂
I wonder if the Mom’s club will accept me as a member now.
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure 2.0 Electric Douche-a-loo
don’t bring pee-wee into this
Democrat heading to vote in the primary.
Mobile masculinity crisis, headed for the organic vegan market to purchase his daily allotment of soy.
Tour de Soy Boy
Lance has really let himself go.
As he realized he used the last of his face diapers, he knew the possibility that he’d have to raid his daughter’s diaper bag was real. (Insert diaper brand here) would have to do in a pinch until he could replenish his supply.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_crow
Somehow that was not the meaning I was thinking of.
Where have you been?
The year is 2028. Former worlds fattest man photographed on his way to his job cleaning Bill Gates’ pool.
He owns nothing and is happy.
If this is what is going to protect us from evil, we are screwed
Oh Help…..
Owning nothing and being happy
Level: Expert
“Shit! I forgot my elbow pads! I hope I don’t DIEEEEE!”
“If I can’t find a mask and ankle socks to match my backpack and satin underwear…”
Is it Pride month already?
I’m good, I’m very very good. I’m safe and I’m very very good. I’m good, righteous and virtuous and you can SEE that I am.
That’s probably exactly what he’s thinking.
And darn it–people LIKE me!
One of Brandon’s 2000 mules on his way to a drop box in Georgia with a back pack full of “votes”
He be ‘woke.’
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, I got a full fanny pack, half pack of candy cigarettes, it’s light out, and I’m wearing pink. Hit it.”
Funnyish.
Hey look there’s twiggy
That was the highlight of my day. Now… How much for the little girl?
That’s rich.
He looks bi-kurious.
Proof American men have lost all self respect.
Only that we didn’t kill him .
“Our sad future”
Typical Beta-male, aka pussy