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Jessie’s Grill—har har
Where can I find a flame grill like that?
The question is, where can you or I find affordable ground beef or ribs to cook on a grill like that?
Forget the beef and ribs, That bottled gas is so expensive I can’t cook ’em without crying
I had a friend once who’s young sons thought that the lyrics went like this: I wish that I had Jesse’s squirrel.
There’s a bathroom on the right.
“She’s got electric boobs
a mohair suit
you know I read it in a magazine”
Knights in white satin??
Never reaching the Inn.
Racked up like a douche in the roner of the knight.
Its a long way the the shop if you wanna sausage roll
Dadda! Dadda! Dadda! Dah!
Nine Coronas
‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy
I’ve often wondered why some grill maker doesn’t use the “My Girl” song by The Temptations….
I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day
When it’s cold outside, I’ve got the month of May
I guess you’d say
What can make me feel this way?
[Chorus]
My grill, my grill, my grill
Talkin’ ’bout my grill, my grill
…maybe? Oh, grill, nm.
Thank goodness for the BB. That one with Kamaaallla …keemalla …whatever, is hilarious!
Yet, she looks smart next to Nina j.
That was a particularly good assortment. I was leaning towards Kyle for the win, but in these Lunacy Days, one sometimes just needs something that is silly and funny. The Grill takes the gold!
German Chancellor Scholz visits Nigeria, and has the German National anthem played to him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-O7yzAvv8
Several (German!) commentators stated that the performance was perfectly in line with the current state of German politics 😀
Deutschland tuba alles! (Yes I know they are trombones. It’s not these musicians’ fault they trained to play on vuvuzelas. They couldn’t find a vuvuzela arrangement in time, is all…)
Tuba Czar!
(say it fast three times)
Jesse Kelly.
With two blubber butt good ole boys like that, I’m surprised the bar would have any beer at all to serve during covid lockdown. Looks like those ole boys done drank every beer in town.
Anything to do with the Simpsons, one of the greatest shows on earth , IMO.
Why The Simpsons Seems To Be So Good At Predicting The Future
What makes Saturday night so special…