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Now bend over and pick it back up.
I shot one of those…once.
Same.
The recoil isn’t horrible because the loaded weapon is SO heavy.
$2200.00+ gold plated desert eagle!
Wish list.
What kind of communist doesn’t own all 4?
And they found out I lied about not having the other 3
once had a bunch of nice guns but came home one night to see a UFO lifting off and the only thing missing was my guns and a box of Frosted Flakes.
I followed her for 30 minutes and now I’m lost.
Not me.
Still following…
Leave my grandma alone!
come’on Bob. at 75yo I’ve seen a lotta grandmas and the only one that looked like that is Christey Brinkley and think her daughters are still experimenting?
I dated her but her older brother beat me up so I had to move on……with tears in my eyes.
Yup, they stand by while kooks shoot little kids, but kick a door and they’re all over you.
Priorities, Bob.
If it’s their door…
he didn’t have his mask on
meanwhile…across the street, an illegal is raping a 5 year old knowing he won’t even have to pay bail if he gets caught
Rub my chubb chubb, four gals in a tub.
And a dude sleeping in the toilet bowl…
and shit faced
Never noticed that.
Attention Deficit Disorder.
Your wish is my command.
Where’s Megan Tongue?
Never you mind, Father. I’m no altar boy.
As I raise my hand excitedly proclaiming “Tonight’s the night, tonight’s the night”.
I heard that over sixty years ago.
Klaus addressing Justin???
Tough luck whitey…
And there went Ned the Bus’s dream of being a subway car.
Watch out for the kangagoo.
I have the deepest sympathy. Sometimes my balls itch so ferociously that I run shrieking into the garage to grab a sheet of sandpaper. It’s got me really worried as I’m starting to flirt with the belt sander.
Try bathing and using soap.
Are there pills for a humor allergy? You should find out.
The irony is strong with this one.
try saying something funny first
be sure to make that sulfur soap too.
Sadly, Juanito’s dream of becoming the first Panamanian Olympic Ski Jumper never materialized.
Ontario, where we can’t even make license plates any more.
They’re made of chinesium
Yeah, and if you look close you’ll see they can’t even spell “Asian” right.
He Audi be happy with that Saturn.
He won’t be.
It’s a Hyundai.
GO AVS!!! 3 more to go!
HELL YEAH!!!
Ukraine’s new draftees should make the Russians quake.
“Is it live, or is it milk?”
SHARP TERN AHEAD.
Must be in Scotland.
Nah! DC Public school student
HAHHAAHAHA!
The pride of Ghana’s navy returns home.
I wonder if that tether ever results in some serious whiplash damage.
No, but it will drag you like trolling bait.
The worst is 1. the leash yanks your board back into your crotch fin-first.
2. caught between your toes – your foot gets an opposable thumb.
And he just took his third booster just to stay safe.
He’s not wearing a safety harness.
Not required.
Has has 42″ railings all around.
Freaking genius! I’m stealing that idea
Dead.
Runner up in this year’s Darwinian Award after Stan King, who got 7 Moderna boosters before his heart exploded.
Poor dear is overflowing with milk. Let me help you express it, darling.
I’d be more than happy to wring that wet top out for you Dear. On or off, makes no diff to me.
sha rizel
Bo Knievel, hardly a chip off the old block, splattered all over the shitbox Chevelle at the Kansas state fair. He was scraped off and removed to the cemetery.
He appears to be looking at the camera and not planning his landing…
Bo dropped dead, it’s Hunter
For context:
Biden presidency in one photo.
Democrat city mayors convention…
Well, that’s her name, isn’t it?
Made that mistake when I was a kid.
Signed it “Mrs. Fujigm”
Signed: Epstein’s mother
Saved some money pilling that stump out.
A real “do-it-yourselfer”
Aha! SO that’s where the Jewish insult, “Go shit in the ocean” comes from!
Looks like the toilets at a bay side bar in Honduras, except they were wood.
What kind of fish goes for that chum?
just your common crapfish.
Nubs recovered in 6 months.
Oo! Just one more foot and he’d have lost one more foot.
Out of the frying pan. Into the fire.
U.S. Open this week!
one hole at the Open this weekend there was a hole where the balls landed on the green then rolled all the way back down where it started with the golfers standing there looking dumbfounded.
Should’ve yelled two
I keep watching
She’s still hot.
that poor dear must be sore, I could give her a great massage?
Bill’s embarrassment was thankfully short-lived due to a hungry alligator.
His wife, Vulva Pavlichenko, assures us he always does.
Assisted Beam-faced!
Little guy barely moved
Bottom line: stay away from my bottom.
A trip down the Hersey highway leads to a bumpy road.
Check the genders ???
Masturbating 6 feet away is sex? Whatinthehell???
Baby scorp.
Mulch faced.
slide-faced.
The other is being ‘packed out’ in the trunk.
It’s an east coast thing…
The 3 esses.
Shit shower shave?
Shoot, shovel and shut-up.
I don’t have to outrun the bear, just you.
Back blast area NOT clear!
Water jet faced.
Denied.
I was waiting for the lean in and the flame faced.
I don’t mean to be critical, but my cake has a pony tail in it.
Long ago friend with long hair did that on an industrial drill press. Scalped him goooood.
WTAF?
Biden voter.
this is the worst thing i have ever seen.
biden voter
Sidelight melon bounce.
why?….what the goal here?
Lazy eye correction home remedy
The world’s simultaneous first trip sacking! Kudos.
I think Mr. white shorts got more of a wedgie, but I’ll allow it.
And 80,000 years of evolution just ended with stick boy