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OK, you can have them bullets first.
Careful, soyboys, or I’ll flick your clits.
Bevis and Butthead.
I’ll just take their purse away and beat them to death with it.
Drag racing should be illegal. It causes accidents like me running the bastards down and ruining my car’s undercarriage.
What could any person be wearing that would damage your cars undercarriage?
It’s never been a problem for me, even after backing up over them.
I miss “hot pants” on smokin’ hot babes.
And go-go boots…
Don’t sweat it, dude; just say, “Excuse me, can you please fetch someone to help me who’s not a total freak?” I find people are always helpful when I’m polite.
You never disappoint Bob.
LMAO
And if it were I’d take the chance of drinking it anyway. We all gotta go sometime.
And when you get e. coli, you gotta go lotsa times.
Again, be polite but firm. “Pardon me, CDC. You’ve been wrong about everything, deliberately so, probably, so kindly fuck off. Thank you.”
That’s more like it. Now that’s the Bob I know.
CDC also says, if you are vaccinated, you should not run fast
(nod)
Uh, pardon me. I identify as gender nonconforming, ally, and two-spirited, depending on the day (since I’m gender fluid as well), and I don’t see me on your tee-shirt. Your hurtful shirt erases me! I can’t even put into words how deeply hurtful it is for anyone to deny my existence. Where’s my blankie?
That IS rich. Hardy-har-har.
When you go in for sex change surgery, there are only two choices…..
I can attest to that. I got my Pfizer shot here.
Well what would you say if you spent your career in a miserable, meaningless job like psychologist?
I took some std placement test when I entered college and then again 20 yrs later for a job. The results determined my best occupational choice was psychiatry. Talk about fucked up tests. I had enough of my own problems than to sit and listen to crazies all day and not go nuts yourself.
psychiatrists often are disturbed people – sometimes profoundly disturbed – who are seeking to understand themselves.
psychiatrists ae sometimes sadists.
Maybe that explains my natural proclivity for the profession.
Psychiatrists are are the worst medical students who couldn’t
place in any other specialty. No one chooses psychiatry.
I agree.
The mrs majored in psych. She doesn’t take to kindly to my assertion that fucked up people go into psychiatry to try and “fix” themselves. I’ve known enough of them. Not as a patient! Socially.
They have placement tests for std’s? Are the tests to determine what drug to use to get rid of it?
The whole truth would specify decreasing the participation of white men.
True that !
I don’t believe diversity and inclusion has made us better.
This is REPLACEMENT in its most basic term.
At first I was disgusted because I thought perverts were jacking off on her face, but then I deduced it was bird shit since it’s not on her tits, so it’s all okay.
Bill: Kiss it. Go ahead and kiss it.
Sally: Don’t, you know I’m on a diet.
Reminds me of the statue at Ball State U. of Beneficence. There were many days/nights that you could find her held out hand with a tampon hanging from it.
His every waking thought: “Will the old hag ever die?”
And her every waking thought: “Will my idiot son ever die?”
Their every waking thought: “When will the people wake up to the fact that we are a burden upon society??”.
So the Western approach boils down to stupid people. Sounds right.
“The banana test was never meant to diagnose illnesses!” It returns false positive 97% of the time.
No, the banana test would be 100% correct had they stuck it up his ass rather than his nose
It should go in his ass.
Buggerypox.
Pridepox
somewhere out there FJB has stockpiled enough MPox vaxx to give every queer and a few left over for wannabees?
Has anyone here had to take the nose swab? About a yr ago I got swabbed and shortly after I started getting recurrent sores inside my nose. Like a zit that scabs over and lasts for weeks at a time. Maybe just a coincidence…..and then again.
you might have been swabbed by a pervert reusing swabs. no joke. get it checked out.
Yes I had the same. large dried blood clots eventually got deposited in the tissue.
There has been many cases of nasal damage caused by Nasal swabs, some require surgery
Cribriform plate damage and perforated Nasal septum are very bad outcomes from it
As long as I don’t have to wear a mask I can put up with weirdos.
Kiss it with your other lips and I’ll pay double!
It looks like a 1st class Storekeeper, give her another stripe.
Second class. She has two chevrons
Women do get pissed when your moobs are bigger than her boobs.
Who gives a royal shit?
We fought and won a war so that we wouldn’t have to give a crap about her and her line of german inbreds.
Homonym humour is just what Friday Fail was missing.
Kids love that shit.
Hell, I’d love that shit.
I agree. I’m going to be 69 in 2 months and I what to try a zip line. I can use an adrenalin rush after the last 2 yrs.
no rushing here. 75 y.o. with RA and don’t need any more pain, you can have my zip tickets…….good luck. just sitting here enjoying my favorite hobby this time of year…….watching the fireflies sparking!
until you get drug thru the shit
Lol. Exactly what happened to me when I grabbed both my German Shepherds by the collar when they saw a groundhog in the yard.
you’re lucky they didn’t see a cat that jumped over a fence ….
Great parenting and pets!
But remember the lesson from the What is a Woman documentary: a woman is a woman. And what is that? Don’t ask, transphobe!
raised a Navy brat and on the Calif. missile base where I lived the sailors all went to Santa Monica for the express purpose of meeting up with the fake women…………wait for it………and then stomping their ass!
Conservation of Momentum in action.
Okay, it’s the third song; take it off already!
That is one stout ass pole
My pole is kind of stout right now.
The Ukrainian Air Force is reduced to sending donkeys to shit on Russian naval forces.
Mexico airlifts a Presidential Limo to Zelinsky.
How Stumpy got his nickname.
I wish I would have been there to LMFAO to his face.
With the heating element on, how does this not turn into a giant fireball?
Maybe a lack of oxygen and not enough time for the element to get red hot.
It doesn’t matter. He still aint gettin any tonight.
and there will also be an ass kicking too!
Decades ago, I made my timorous young son go on a toboggan with me to show him it wasn’t scary. We flew down the steep hill, went over a bump, got ejected from the sled, and I landed right on top of him. He screamed for a few minutes, and my wife screamed at me for a few hours. Father of the Year.
Hey! Isn’t that Mitch McConnel?
Yup. Known as ‘Mitch the Murder Turtle’.
Why do they call these fish Sackers? . . . Never mind.
you snooze, you lose ….
That behavior is common on that branch of the family tree in all
democrat cities.
I know which one’s the conservative.
If she was doing that to me I would prob try biting her tits also.
Bullshit artist gets his due.
I ALWAYS root for the bull.
“don’t mess with the bull son, you’ll get the horns.”
OLE!
(Cannot get the fukkin’ diacritical marks on this stupid keyboard to work, so excuse please.)
Coincident he is wearing blue? I think not.
Kung fu pandas
Which came first, the chicken or the dog?
“I’ll show you a real cock, bitch!”
Did he do that on porpoise?
Nah. He was just dolphin around.
I don’t know, but it sure took a lot of gull to even try.
Nah, just for the halibut, but bird got a haddock
Watch the birdie; oh,wait.
Johnson’s pitch was right at 100mph.
Yeah, the bird miscalculated, it thought he was only throwing a 95mph pitch.
The big unit was great.
I don’t think the chair stood a chance whether or not the screws were removed.
Asshole move
thanks for the reminder. when my sis and BIL come for vacation next week I will have to remind him not to lean back in my chair?
Sorry, if you can’t handle dinosaurs crashing through the walls you’re not the person for the job.
none for him.
What was left of his hearing is now gone. Hopefully he left a serious mark on the bitch.
Sorry, if you can’t handle a nuclear explosion you’re not the person for the job.
That is one kick ass practical joke
Check out the elevator one where the whole floor is a TV screen.
And then begins to ‘fall apart’ as the elevator goes up
bet that left a permanent stain?
A Rock cliff -faced melon bounce. Wow! They’re taking it to the next level.
I’ll buy that for a dollar!
Skate board PIT maneuver.
Frisbee FACED!
She Bobbitted him good!
Strap-on penis head FACED!
Dick Face
Whoever cut this off after one second needs to be disciplined.
Needs to be beat within an inch of life.
FIFY.