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Stu Gotz
Stu Gotz
June 17, 2022 1:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:26 pm

The firefighter’s heroics were overshadowed when the Charles River went up in flames.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:21 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 17, 2022 6:00 pm

Fucking bastard

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:23 pm

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Mix
Mix
June 17, 2022 1:24 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
June 17, 2022 1:45 pm

Biceps let go.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
June 18, 2022 7:51 am

He use to play soccer.

Mix
Mix
June 17, 2022 1:29 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  Mix
June 17, 2022 2:39 pm

And soccer ball FAC….
Well, you know.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:33 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:40 pm

The slice from behind.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  fujigm
June 17, 2022 9:51 pm

That fucking trick will destroy lungs faster than smoking ever will.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:33 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 17, 2022 9:52 pm

Table-faced.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:34 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:41 pm

Fat dude office chair races.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:36 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 17, 2022 9:53 pm

Don’t lose contact with the wall or the spankings will begin. Now pull down your panties.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:39 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:05 pm

WTF? Was the rest of him still attached?

fujigm
fujigm

AP hot dog, Dawg.
They used them in Iraq.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  fujigm
June 17, 2022 9:56 pm

Silly me….I thought it was a euphonism for something else. 😉

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  nkit
June 17, 2022 3:11 pm

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Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  nkit
June 17, 2022 3:12 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Glock-N-Load
June 17, 2022 9:58 pm

Bill: Kiss it. Go ahead and just kiss it.
Sally: Don’t. You know I’m on a diet.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:29 pm

Shady and the Tramp

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:43 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:06 pm

Tits and wiggles.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
June 17, 2022 6:16 pm

Fun fact, that is all you are allowed to do at that beach now. They banned swimming because it was ruining the ecosystem, so now influencers and other brainless people- oh, I repeat myself- go there just to take pictures.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:44 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 18, 2022 7:53 am

She is so sweet lookin’ it makes honey jealous.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:46 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 17, 2022 9:59 pm

What do you think it looks like? Wanna see?

Retirednottired
Retirednottired

Yes, please.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:30 pm

Hello nipples my old friends, I’ve come to suck you once again.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:50 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:12 pm

Looks like she has a little red sore……oh well….the rest appears ok. I’m to old to care about catching something.

fujigm
fujigm

You only catch it once, Dawg.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:51 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 17, 2022 1:55 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 17, 2022 1:57 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 17, 2022 2:01 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 17, 2022 2:03 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  Colorado Artist
June 18, 2022 9:44 pm

I’d be powered up all day after enjoying that…

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
June 18, 2022 9:58 pm

Food porn, yeah!

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:31 pm

We call him Cousin It.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:31 pm

Shit, I hope she’s a midget.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
June 18, 2022 9:45 pm

I’d go broke feedin’ that dog…

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:32 pm

Molly has never once been mistreated by a man.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:54 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:14 pm

What the fuck do you mean, “We’re swingin’ tonight”?

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:56 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
June 17, 2022 6:18 pm

And yet here we are doing nothing about it.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
June 17, 2022 9:11 pm

I am more than willing to bury the hatchet, multiple times if needed.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:57 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:15 pm

So we don’t hurt ourselves.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

“For The Children™”

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
June 17, 2022 10:03 pm

I thought that cig tax was for the children

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:57 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:34 pm

Bigot! That’s trans-shit.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 17, 2022 2:46 pm

If there are more, would it be mass tran-shit?

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 1:59 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:16 pm

Will someone please get him a cup of water.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:19 pm

“Jesus done gone to Walmart…but He’s bound for New Orleans…”

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:35 pm

Uh, yes, sir, the loaves are down aisle 3 and the fishes are in aisle 5.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
June 17, 2022 2:47 pm

Would you like some wine?
No thanks, I’ve already got the water.

A9racer
A9racer
  nkit
June 18, 2022 9:05 am

The prophecy has been fulfilled

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 2:00 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:17 pm

My mom has got such a great sense of humor.

Bob P
Bob P

She also has a great set of . . . needles.

.ishmael
.ishmael
  Bob P
June 17, 2022 11:40 pm

Yeah? How’d she get on the plane with sharp, pointy things?

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 2:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 2:05 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 17, 2022 9:17 pm

Mr. Green Jeans wondering if he killed Pelosi, could he fit her body inside Grandfather Clock.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 2:06 pm

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A9racer
A9racer
  nkit
June 18, 2022 9:07 am

Other peoples who are closer to the tyranny could see it well before us.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 2:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 2:07 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 17, 2022 6:08 pm

Coal burner

A9racer
A9racer
  nkit
June 18, 2022 9:08 am

Not the same woman

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 2:08 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:28 pm

Bravo!

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
June 17, 2022 6:19 pm

Abso-fucking-lutely! Right on!

But they are not Satan’s deceptions as there is none- an invention of the Egyptian priesthood. It is bad men doing bad things for power and money.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 17, 2022 8:35 pm

Why is it that EVERY celestial body we can see through any telescope is clearly
a sphere? From our own planets to their moons.
Geometry alone proves the earth is a sphere.
The well of Alexandria and Eratothsthenes not only proved it round,
but was astonishingly accurate about the circumference.
The fact of a spherical world has NOTHING to do with satan.

GT Void
GT Void
  Colorado Artist
June 18, 2022 10:35 am

circular, not necessarily spheres. But, given the fact that the luminaries and planets are not solid and are frequencies suspended in a substance giving it form, they could be balls, but there is no way to tell.

You are pulling out the old arguments that have been disproven. Eratosthenes did not prove it round, his experiment was flawed. .He even had to assume the earth was flat (i.e. cut in half) Geometry does not prove the earth is a sphere as it can be used on both a disc and a sphere.

Really, you should research, plenty of content on YT to prove otherwise. You are just parroting the lies you were taught in school.

GT Void
GT Void
  Colorado Artist
June 18, 2022 6:24 pm
nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 2:10 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 17, 2022 6:09 pm

Hey Alexa, who paid the largest criminal fine in history?

1969Bird
1969Bird
  YourAverageJoe
June 21, 2022 5:36 pm

Oh,Oh, Mr Kotter I know the answer I worked for them and quit cause they sucked

Mix
Mix
June 17, 2022 2:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 2:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:40 pm

And these are his best qualities.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 17, 2022 10:07 pm

He stole our fucking money!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 18, 2022 12:06 am

and he’s not even the real Biden

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 2:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:41 pm

I wouldn’t pay a lump of shit for that corrupt agency.

nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 2:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 17, 2022 2:20 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 17, 2022 2:52 pm

Cholesterol is turned to testosterone during physically strenuous activity.

11. Freeweight workouts after eating bacon.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
June 17, 2022 6:24 pm

Protein does not create protein, that is another lie they tell. Oxygen, sugar, and nutrients create protein.

But, just eat bacon because it is freaking delicious!

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  nkit
June 17, 2022 8:04 pm

Moderation is fine, as long as you don’t overdo it.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Dark Thoughts
June 18, 2022 10:10 pm

Sure, mom.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
June 18, 2022 10:09 pm

I had occasion to spend a day in the local ER this week (bad reaction to new meds). I was there through lunch time, so they told me to order something. I got a grilled chicken sandwich and asked for bacon (yes, in a hospital). It came up with FIVE FULL STRIPS of bacon. Did I say this was in a hospital? Even doctors don’t believe the shit they tell us to do.