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It’s Canada Day, eh. The day where Canadians take a day off to frolic in the snow and ride moose. (I’ve actually seen Americans up here in the summertime with a snowmobile on the trailer. Americans are funny.) Ask a Canadian what Canada Day is all about, they’d respond, “Canada,” and look at you as if you were an idiot. Asked to specify further what’s being celebrated, they wouldn’t have a clue. “It’s a paid day off and Canada is great. Now have a beer and stop asking stupid questions.”
But, why is Canada great? Well, uh, we’re usually nice and polite and we don’t cause much trouble and we produced Shannon Tweed and Wayne Gretzky. Canada hasn’t done anywhere near as much for the world as has the USA, but then we haven’t done anywhere near as much to the world either. CBC, our awful public broadcaster, produced a show purporting to honour the ten greatest Canadians of all time. I’ve never been more embarrassed about being Canadian. David Suzuki was one of them, for Christ’s sake–a whining windbag environmentalist. Don Cherry–a frigging hockey coach and broadcaster. Wayne Gretzky–okay, he was pretty great. Pierre Jesus Trudeau: the worst prime minister of all time until his/Fidel’s son took up the mantle. And the top Canadian? Tommy Asswipe Douglas! He brought Medicare to Canada. Talk about turning Kennedy’s refrain on its head: ‘Ask not what you can do for your country; ask what your country can do for you.’ There were only two world class people on that list: Frederick Banting, co-discoverer of insulin; and Alexander Graham Bell–and he was born in Scotland and may well have stolen the telephone idea from Antonio Meucci, an Italian.
We are great at inventing sports including hockey and basketball, and we co-invented football and lacrosse with the Yanks. But compare that to the legacies of the truly great countries of our time. The U.S. gave the world airplanes, television, the transistor, the Internet, the polio vaccine–hell, at least half of what’s been invented. Britain gave us the original vaccine, antibiotics, computers, the World Wide Web, and on and on. And try to come up with a list of the ten greatest Yanks or Limeys and you’d have a real challenge narrowing it down (according to Google they’re all black). Then again, those two countries are by far the worst countries in terms of warring, killing, and stealing.
All in all, I’d rather be Canadian than anything else, and that’s how we all should feel about whatever country we’re from. Canada’s a good country, a decent country; I’m proud to be Canadian. Happy Canada Day to all Canucks; happy Independence Day to all Yanks. Enjoy Friday Fail.
I’ll never forget once when watching the Olymipcs. The canukistanner missed getting the bronze medal at an event.
The canukistan ‘presenter’, “Forth is good”
About sums up canukistan in three words…
Two words: Justin Trudeau
Justine Castreau.
Healthy patriotism such as yours is ALWAYS a good thing…
. . . no matter what the globalists in your govt say.
👍
During WW2 Canadian soldiers came to my parent’s street in Rotterdam and killed the Nazis controlling the neighborhood where my parents lived. Helped out all the sick people and came up with food for many starving people. Like in the states, the people are good, the Government? not so much.
You forgot that you gave the world Rush
Don’t forget John Diefenbacker, who cancelled the Avro Canada CF-105 Arrow.
I always thought that since they were about 1,oo0 years ahead with their calendar, they took a break, and then the civilization collapsed.
The best comedy moment of the week was seeing those blue-haired fatties threatening to withhold sex. I’d rather suck the sweat off a rabid badger’s ballsack than touch any of those harridans.
I read Friday Fail every week. Never commented once, but Bob I just love you. Actually all of you are great
Now we can talk about Me Me Me!
well Bob, the bluehairs were truly funny but your “rather” is totally astounding and I will still be laughing tomorrow. thanks
Sucking the sweat off a rabid badger’s ballsack is highly underrated.
I’m hurt that you succumbed to the narrative, Bob.
No! I said no dessert till you finish eating your father.
Mmmm … homemade ‘Soylent green’ …
Where has Fauxi gone?
probably still in effect in Illuminati families.
I would’ve responded, “If you’re asking me for a date; no, you disgust me. If you’re asking me for the date, get a damn calendar.” Then I’d wonder why I’m sitting in the Vice-Principal’s office.
I never had to wonder.
lolol.
Wow … the first Arkancide victim to actually leave a suicide note …
No.
however, sometimes you might want to use it on someone else………
Just say’in…
I’d much rather use the one I was born with on her. Just sayin’
And Bob P. once again comes out on top with propper apostrophe usage.
Schucks…stoopid me….oh well
So that’s how a dick draws into a pussy.
Silly old bear
The guy with the cactus stuck all over him… yep, be there done that.
Crashed with a Botako street racer, riding at night, no headlight, over the bank, off the road and skidded thru a prickly pear patch… Walked to a friends house and took about an hour with pliers and 4 beers to get them all out. Def one of my more brilliant things I’ve done… the good ol days… sure wish I could relive them… sigh…
December 1968 rolled a SAAB 850 Monte Carlo down a mountainside. Crawled back up to the road through a TON of poison oak. Swole up like a poisoned bullfrog.
Pull the pears and either duct tape or Elmer’s glue will pull at the rest.
Macrons’ big fail…
Sorry if I “stole” this one from TBP, but no matter if so…
. . . it really deserves an upload
Guess we should’ve put some doughnuts in that Uvalde school to lure the chickenshit cops inside.
Nope, following the script, taking the payoffs, and furthering the AGENDA is more important even than donuts.
I’m in San Antonio and I’m a retired Law Enforcement Officer. Those responding police personnel need to spend some time in General Pop at the nearest prison.
Muscledawg: thank you! I’ll just stare at her till nkit shows up.
LOL..Thanks
Same diff
Ahhh … the ‘fast acting’ version …
Dedicated to all the Africans starving as a result of Western sanctions on Russia.
Proof that humanity is fucking the earth!
Your plan was even worse than the execution. Even if the light/fan fixture wasn’t there you’d have smacked into the wall. Congratulations! You’re the kind of man the Biden team has been looking for.
No Friday Fail is complete without a good rupture.
“When you’re standing by the wall
and get blasted in the balls
it’s a rup-ture!”
“At the bottom of the rack
the ball hits you in the sack
it’s a rup-ture!”
I was going to say if you want to hold my interest with a series of basketballs to the nuts you’d better introduce a midget.
I knew one would be coming up shortly…
Disappointed…
. . . anticipated at the very least a painful belly flop or – better yet – something even worse.
Back to the drawing board.
Not sure what this sport is but it would be better with midgets . . . or naked women . . . or nuns.
….or ex’s
Freedom trying to make its way through the Supreme Court gauntlet.
Oh, I just hate bikers crashing into me when I’m taking a shit!
Hit it so hard it knocked the patron out of the pisser
Todd had heard diving head first into a bush was titillating but discovered it wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
what do ya expect…..it was a girl.
Couldn’t tell if she was good looking or not.
Who removed the No Diving sticker?
Ukrainian soldiers discover what $40 billion buys from American defense firms.
What you ride when you can’t find any migratory coconuts.
reminds me of the old Laugh-In skits
guess I’m showing my age……
Yeah, when Goldie Hawn was still cute.
Is this why the fat fuck didn’t deliver Nina Dobrev to me last Christmas?
No.
He had already delivered her to me.
She got tired of Canada.
Hey, Herb, get this; this stiff is being buried right next to John McCain. . . What the?
Now I know why all the shopping carts at Kroger have so many problems.
Forest Gump, stupid is as stupid does.
Must be a horny mare over there.
Over where?