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Let’s see it in a month.
Jamal asked Duong to prove he was his son, but it didn’t matter since black fathers do deadbeat better than any others, so Duong and his monkey were left to fend for themselves.
It’s the Jussie Smollet look … minus the bleach and fake rope …
After Bill completely transitioned to a girl she was kicking ass on the girls gymnastic team.
Pole faced and nutcracker combo.
I assume his owner is on her period?
You’re assuming the owner is a “her”. It could be a “menstruating person”. You’d better check with Gov. Whitmer on that!
Or maybe the owner just snuffed somebody, and the dog is the cleanup helper…
Don’t worry, honey. With those gorgeous eyes the boys won’t notice.
I kinda like it. I trim my dogs fur above her eyes the same way. It makes her look cute.
Learning to kneecap early …
Tanya teached her dat move.
Take heart, kid. You can be just like dad by walking out of Macys with jewelry without paying.
(Learn how to utterly destroy touching moments. Call BobP at 555-5555.)
Kinda sorry to see him come back up.
Roe v. Kitty
He thought he got away with just a headache until the 747 fell on top of him.
Beaner gettin’ beaned. LOL
Melon bounce with a shotgun.
Hey, I bet the saying, “Polly want a Pabst Blue Ribbon” came from this.
Bird likes its Hefe
Parakeets are known alchies, my grandmother had one and it would get into her highball drink all the time.
my parrot loves beer and wine. Used to take him to the bar with me and he’d hang out on the table. Get a fresh beer in a mug and he’d dive in and come up with foam all over his beak
Everything the government touches turns to shit.
New math…
Pocket Possum. Latest idea from Ron Popeil.
That’s why they recommend helmets.
And always two layers of eye protection.
Was turning into my housing tract on a hot summer afternoon and lifted the visor at 20 mph in time to see a flash of yellow (bee or wasp, not sure) hit me on the cheek just below my sunglasses. By the time I got home 2 minutes later my cheek was swollen and my eye was swelling shut. Spent the rest of the night on the couch with an ice pack and Benadryl. Sure glad I had the glasses on.
How much is your head worth?
I watched this 3 times to try and determine what was so funny. The only thing I can figure is they are a morning radio crew who laugh at everything they do.
she smacked her hand on the side of the table.
Nice snatch.
4 ball shower… not that impressive.
But with a round off, flip flop, back flip through it – THAT IS IMPRESSIVE!
Pallas cat always manages to look like you should leave it alone.
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somebody has been at the communal wine
Waiting for the speakers hair to light on fire…
More about beavers than your ever wanted to know. Trust me. Watch all the way to the end.
Bet those edges are sharp too
That’s almost as dangerous as joking with your wife when she’s in labour. Survival tip for young husbands: don’t do this.
Even black robots are good at basketball.
Yeah but they Can’t Jump
Good kitty.
Smack that ho in the melon.
Have you noticed what poor table manners coons have?
I was worried for the dog.
obviously Made in China
Roving gangs of city giraffes are becoming more and more troublesome.
Hey, bub, did you hear that freakishly tall people tend to die very young?
Jack thought he’d hit the jackpot at the top of the beanstalk till he interfaced with the bottom of the giant’s shoe.
Look at my tiny, tiny hands
GMO
Gotta be a swish in every crowd..
The dogs are sober.
Girl in back is hotter.
Smokin’ hot actually. (did I get the ‘ in the right place this time?)
Sign says: Win $1,000,000. Hand from bar for 5 seconds and win.