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A collection of dumb things people did that made them question their own intelligence | pollypostmormon 2y sitting traffic, and noticed all other lanes were moving while mine hadn't budged an inch craned my neck trying see hold up and finally figured out wasn't lane at all, but had been patiently waiting behind line parked cars.

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:35 pm

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bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
July 2, 2022 12:51 am

Dumb dog had to ruin my fun.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:00 pm

You think the Germans are fools for falling for D-day decoy tanks? Nowadays they cut off Russian energy and decommission nuclear plants thereby guaranteeing economic depression.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:36 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
July 2, 2022 9:02 am

Great parking.. right between the lines!

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:01 pm

Looks more like love is perched to me.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 1, 2022 4:53 pm

I think that parrot is raciss. See the way it backs away from orange bird bad.

fujigm
fujigm

PDS
Parakeet Derangement Syndrome.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:37 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 1, 2022 4:55 pm

What the fuck good is that when these fucking new vehicles are so complicated to work on that you don’t, and take them to a mechanic for what use to be simple fixes.

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled

Have a light similar to that and when I tried to stick it to the underside of the hood of my wife’s ’02 Explorer I found out the hood is aluminum. As are the fenders. Never remember hearing that about those cars when they were new.
Her new ’21 is back to steel.

fujigm
fujigm
  GDP, usually gruntled
July 2, 2022 1:56 pm

Price of the comodity at the time has a lot to do with it.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired

Amen, brother! Back in the ’80’s, I could rebuild a carb on the side of a country road with a pocket knife and a paper clip. Now, I open the hood and I can’t even find the damn dipsticks! Thank you, EPA.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:03 pm

Bishop bloopers.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
July 2, 2022 9:03 am

ruSSian scum suckers…

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:39 pm

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ken31
ken31
  nkit
July 1, 2022 2:21 pm

We really are just hairless apes, aren’t we?

Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
  ken31
July 1, 2022 7:49 pm

Some are.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 1, 2022 4:58 pm

I see where this behavior comes from:

morongobill
morongobill

Those damned white supremacists!

GT Void
GT Void
  morongobill
July 1, 2022 9:36 pm
nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:40 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 1, 2022 1:51 pm

Rat tamer, it’s a thing.

fred derf
fred derf
  Anonymous
July 1, 2022 3:35 pm

we call them bums

fujigm
fujigm
  fred derf
July 2, 2022 1:59 pm

Pied Piper.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:06 pm

Normally when the meeting goes a few minutes overtime it’s not a problem, but in this case . . . Well, let’s just say the janitor had a big mess on his hands.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:43 pm

It’s always about your point of view.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 1, 2022 1:50 pm
ken31
ken31
  Anonymous
July 1, 2022 2:24 pm

This is the amazing fruit of a fallen society.

Bob P
Bob P
  ken31
July 1, 2022 3:07 pm

Yes, but she has a very nice bum.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Anonymous
July 1, 2022 5:02 pm

Look at those abs!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 2, 2022 12:36 am

Mongolian?

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
July 2, 2022 2:01 pm

I’ll take 2, please.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:41 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:44 pm

Spirit Halloween has great stuff, but really pricey.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 2, 2022 8:22 am

Neil!

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:08 pm

Wasn’t the nagging fish the first amphibian?

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Bob P
July 1, 2022 5:13 pm

I think it was the nagged fish that was first. The nagging fish followed him out of the water.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:09 pm

Neither. Take the keys and enjoy your new wheels tonight.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
July 1, 2022 10:40 pm

over my many years I’ve also run into a car with people waiting for the woman driver to find keys to take them home at Walmart. I walk over and tap the window and tell her that her purse is sitting on the roof.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:15 pm

But if she stays where she is Joe will land on top of her and king her.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
July 1, 2022 9:43 pm

The illuminati black-and-white tiles. She’s smiling because he is about to lead her to where the children are so she can get her adrenochrome fix.

nkit
nkit
  GT Void
July 2, 2022 12:28 am

that’s almost sick……

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
July 2, 2022 1:06 am

I notice you said “almost”.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:13 pm

Yes, but you C major repairs are needed.

Tuba Czar
Tuba Czar
  Bob P
July 1, 2022 4:48 pm

That comment is sharp witted. Duly noted.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
July 1, 2022 6:36 pm

Actually, a tune up will do …

GT Void
GT Void
  Bob P
July 1, 2022 9:46 pm

I hope there isn’t any treble getting it fixed, but I bass that on the repair shop having enough staff.

a9racer
a9racer
  Bob P
July 1, 2022 10:12 pm

Well, at least he didn’t get a flat

nkit
nkit
  nkit
July 2, 2022 12:38 am

at least it won’t b a major repair

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
July 2, 2022 2:04 pm

Quite the melody of witty comments.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:17 pm

We need this little fella to peck on Trudeau’s head till his tiny brain leaks out.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
July 1, 2022 10:16 pm

Nope, nothing comes out of there except verbal diarrhea.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:18 pm

It still is for Republicans.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:57 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 1, 2022 5:06 pm

What an incomplete transition looks like.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob

Could be complete, just botched…

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:58 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
July 1, 2022 9:57 pm

Did all y’all see why he fell? Someone posted a recording from the viewers. He left the official path to cross the street in order to molest a little girl, but in his eagerness, her forgot he foot was still in the pedal bracket. Yet… he still got up afterwards and went to her. Such a frickin’ perv, yet Trump makes a comment in a men’s locker room “grab her by the pussy” then he is the most evil man on earth.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 1:59 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
July 1, 2022 9:59 pm

Hence Dewey of the dewey decimal system and public ed theorist, wanted pub schools to only educate the minions enough to do the tasks that they were assigned. And what do you know, the leftists love him.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:21 pm

6. Proceed to basement for diaper change.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:09 pm

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ken31
ken31
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:15 pm

I hold that it was written by people like this. My loyalty is to the People.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  ken31
July 2, 2022 3:44 pm

“People like this” have absolutely no intent of abiding by the Constitution. They see it as an impediment to elitist totalitarian rule. They are the antithesis of the framer’s intent. Individual freedoms and liberties are relentlessly attacked by these arrogant swine.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:12 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 2, 2022 3:33 pm

Come on guys……..she’s as famous as Tori Black.
Does Leanna Decker come to mind?

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 1, 2022 3:23 pm

The better to eat you with, my dear.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:15 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 1, 2022 10:51 pm

If ever there was a metaphor.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:19 pm

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Tuba Czar
Tuba Czar
  nkit
July 1, 2022 5:03 pm

We once met a young woman named Larsony.
I asked if she had a sister named Felony.
She was not amused.

nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 1, 2022 2:21 pm

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