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Best part of the workday week is finally here!
Let the fun begin.
😊
OK……How fun could this be?
I’ve had an ironclad rule all my life: mine is the only nutsack allowed in my bed.
“Well, HE’S a guy, so…”
There, fixed it for ya
Depends on how much money you have or how famous you are.
No sweat, dude; this city is run by leftists. Poo wherever you damn well please.
As to the FF, I’ve attended several “Super Bowel Parties”
Alone on Super Bowl Monday morning after coffee.
Looks like even more fun!
Sorry, both male.
Void just really likes Austin Powers
“She’s a man, baby!”
Of course “he” is.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/donald-trump-melania-trump-knauss-first-lady-erections
HAHAHAHAHA!
Of course “he” is.
Look at those manboobs!
LOLOLLLLLL
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I’ve asked the question “Whoever has the nuclear football is the one in control”. Well, I think I may have found the answer. Or…maybe Mel is just into kink.
Fake boobs, huge head, straight clavicles.
gross
He has bad grammar to boot!
What about Buttigieg (Sodomy)?
You think the four horsemen are gonna be bad?
Just you wait…
Yeah, but we still love them.
Sure…..when they look like this………..
shaken, not stirred.
yeah but only for one thing now. It used to be for a lot of reasons but they have managed to fuck all those reasons up.
😂 IF ONLY…i had paid attention in math class.
Where is the REST of the Formula?
Right Woman = Sky’s the Limit!
For who can find a virtuous woman? For her price is far above rubies…Prov 31:10-31
Maths: The best part of this joke is, you can show it to your friends in front of your woman because she won’t know what any of it means.
If you wanna get laid, you need to overlook that little proof.
Waiter, I asked for cunt soup!
Tomato, tomahto…..
Unfortunately, most Americans would probably understand as they would spell ‘towed’ this way as well.
We should tattoo “STUPID” on the forehead of everyone who believed the covid narrative.
On the millions of the liberals headstones.
Not a problem here, but niggers oh my God!!!
You’ll be sorry
CEO: The only one stupid enough to paste text into a Microsoft table is Dave in HR. Dave, you’re fired.
How’s this for copy and paste?
fake tits, adonis belt, no thanks. Reference that 98% straight male meme.
Google Mara Roldan and then try and change my mind.
You didn’t invite the right girls.
:large
just 5′ – 3″
but, 42 – 23-36
…Japanese.
My, oh my.
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My wife walked by and asked me why my feet are in a pool of drool.
I call them Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and they are a blast.
When you told me Jill had the crabs, I thought, oh well, she’s so gorgeous she’ll be worth it, but I never dreamed those things could slice off my dick. Even worse, ever since I lost it, I feel like voting Democrat.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Biden’s new “Inflation Reduction Act” (which is a bit like calling the trillion bucks spent on the Pentagon the “Peace Augmentation Act”) includes $37 billion to put thousands of Americans to work milking cockroaches. Way to go, Brandon!
~PSA from our most consistent FF contributor, Nkit:
His I.S.P., (AT&T) is screwing with him, and have scheduled out
a service call to restore web access, but not until sometime in August.
Nkit said he plans on returning, but will be MIA from FF
until AT&T can resolve the problem.
Upon his return to the FF party, I’m sure he’ll have much more to say
about the poor customer service he’s been given in this most recent experience.
Until then, he’ll be missed, of course, but expects that some of the other regular contributors
will step up in his absence, to hold down the fort.
FF brings a ton of eyes to the blog, which can help in the fundraising efforts, so,
here’s hoping the usual suspects can post some content for the masses.
Carry On, Wayward Sons.
Edit / Add: Kudos & Well Done, S.o.H.
Cheers and thanks anon.
👍
Update / Add, round =-II
Well done. Way to step up, to the following Gintlemens:
(in no particular order of seniority, status, prestige, comedy talent, or female beauty submissions…)
-Bob P; (oughtta hit The Improv, w/ HSF doing an onstage bit, men)
-Colorado Artist; (content King; 2nd only to &kit)
-Mix; (Yowzah!)…nice stuff…we might have common ground –> {U.P. /Newberry?}
-Flash; (likewise, on the beauties)
-George S; (catching up to C.A., w/ content quantity. +, the quality is there)
-Rise Up (kudos)
-GT Void; (nice adds)
-Muscledawg; (likewise w/ the beauties)
-Mr. Liberty; (always on target) and
-Your Average Joe, because, what would we do without the funny ass cat videos, especially when they get scared out of their hides, or do other stupid shit us dog lovers laugh at???)
If you’re not on the list and feel dissed, don’t get the sadz.
You’re all welcome here, and your commentary and additions are prized.
Unless of course, you disapprove.
If you feel left out, then Up Your Game, dammit!
Nkit needs you right now, and Pops Quinn appreciates the eyeballs,
even if we’re pressing the envelope and pushing the border limits w / the T&A.
‘tsallright, though. Sleepy’s muckin’ up the U.S. southern border way worse.
To the downvoters, naysayers, objectionists, and general sticks in the mud…
-Move along.
-Nothing to see here.
-Your bodily orifices are a little too tight; try loosening up…
-Your sense of humor was lost when you lost your sense of smell & taste w/ Covid;
and if you want more serious fare, there’s plenty of other posts to get all worried and shit,
to get your undies in a twist, your panties in a knot, and more furrows in your brow.
Head over there, instead, Karens & Kevins.
Lastly,
We’ll parrot a slightly modified version of Admin’s blog adage:
“If you’ve found something of value at this site (a constant target of the PC crowd),
and you value the rare blog that still allows free speech in all its forms, then kindly
consider dropping some amount of monetary contribution toward keeping the lights on, and the content stream flowing, as the rest of the online world trips into censorship, doxxing, banishment to the group W bench, (mother rapers…Father stabbers!…)
and commandments to follow their orders, or else.”
(my words, not Admin’s)
There’s plenty of methods to contribute, to offset the time, costs, and lost revenue due
to sissy-ass advertisers who pulled the plug on TBP because, well, they suck.
Pony up a donation.
Every little bit helps.
Your punctuation, pronunciation, spelling and grammar are horrendous.
Nevertheless, I will send pennies from Heaven, to help the cause.
p.s.
It’s pretty cool where I am.
Until we meet again,
Adios, mi amigo.
That means: To God, my Friend, for the Spanish challenged.
Vaya con Dios is the command version to Go! with Him.
Everyone just do your best to imagine some green-eyed, red-haired bonnie lasses.
Here ya go, Iska.
Why imagine it when you can have it?
AT&T sucks!
Meet Missy, Nkits’ AT&T’s service repair technician.
We’ll see Nkit in mid-September.
As you complain about my cringe-worthy memes did you stop to think that each and every one of the quarter billion sperms who lost the race against you through the tunnel of love died in their heroic effort to reach your mother’s egg? Never mind the tens of billions I’ve deposited in the toilet. Have you no heart?
Have you no heart?
I see your point, Bob.
Why would you throw your socks in the toilet?
Why are you just standing there?
I questioned why in hell mask mandates are still in place with hundreds of scientific studies proving they’re worthless in stopping a virus and harmful to the wearers, and Nike turned off my shoes.
And yet when IVF procedures are done, the pH of the medium containing the chemically-stimulated and randomly-selected eggs can be altered to specifically get a male or female child, all the sperm are simply added, so the closest one likely wins the race, not the strongest , healthiest, etc. and yet nobody questions this one bit, or even the fact that this process allows folks that mother nature/God has already selected against to reproduce. Just saying.
They also fertilize multiple eggs (a.k.a. conception) and implant only one and throw away the others.
You don’t like my hat?
Better back away – That one on top looks ready to burst.
F.f. disappearing hat trick…
what hat?
To the person who created this meme: don’t quit your day job.
…but that was Meme’s meme.
Meme the memer.
My darling Rachel! I’ve missed you so much since my wife threw you out.
Thats Pete Buttigieg, Bob.
Where’s the CDC notice warning fags that monkeypox is transmitted up the bum hole?
Their brothers at WHO are bitching about the name of the virus, worrying about tarring tar babies. I think they should change the name to something more suitable like chimp pansy virus, poo-packing pox, homo-pustule pox, or posterior pounding pox.
(If that doesn’t earn me some thumbs down I’m going to have to work harder.)
I’ve come up with a cure for monkey pox:
Stop being gay.
That’ll be one billion dollars.
HIV is not AIDS, nor does HIV cause AIDS. Under Fauci, AIDS was PURPOSELY GIVEN to HIV positive people through their treatment. Why do you think Magic Johnson never got AIDS? Because he is an elite.
A Nobel Prize winner in medicine, Dr. Robert Willner, called this out. He even injected himself with the blood of HIV+ people and never got AIDS.
BOTH were created in a lab and not from a monkey. They have patent numbers for them.
no difference…..f*ckface fauci created both of them
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Gay prevention help, photo #138.
The name needs to be changed from Monkeypox to PridePox.
Wow. I posted that it should be called p. r. ide pox and the comment vanished!
Bob,WHY WOULD YOU WARN THEM!?
and who are the adolescent boys getting it from?
Groomer teachers.
I heard the new name is “Schlong Covid”.
Yeah, answering “in 4k UHD” would have shown you’re more cutting edge.
Do I strike you as someone who gives any fucks at all about being “cutting edge”
in this shallow piece of shit culture whatever that twat little term means?
Well now, if watching lezzos in mere HD i considered “bad” then watching them in glorious 4k UHD must be worse, right? (And in stupendous 8k the absolute worst, right?)
So my reply was actually in full agreement with your fuckless view about “this shallow piece of shit culture” then wasn’t it?
Geeeez C.A., I know things are really bad out there, but still…
. . . try not to misunderstand those who agree with you about that, OK?
Here’s a radical idea: instead of searching for a meme why don’t you try thinking up something yourself? Is original thought beyond you?
(Not meant to slight you, SoH; you’re doing great!)
Some memes are good. Anyone who shows Jennifer Lawrence spitting milk should instantly die, though.
NOT Jennifer…
meanwhile…
Work: Our policy here at MSNBC is never to tell the truth. As such, you’re fired.
I saw a panhandler in San Fran 25 years ago whose sign read “why lie? I want beer.”
Had to think a bit about if I really want to disclose this…
The panhandler I ever gave (an exceptionally rare thing in and of itself) the most money to had a sign saying “Help me party on.” The honesty was brutal – and also in an odd way humbling IYKWIM.
hat tip T.F.I.
What is the cop’s point?
Mohammad said drink camel piss for your health. You towel heads should drink more camel piss and fuck more goats to relieve your frustrations and improve your health and attitudes.
So I guess J-Lo makes your wife look like a dried-out husk?
Wait until you see the treats Joe gets from Chuckie.
HOT pussy…
Look at the cat hair on that fan. Just another reason to not have one in the house.
Or….ever
god…if the fan looks like that…imagine what the rest of the house looks like GAG
I was going to say that mask belongs over a prick, but no need.
And ever since they nap five times a day, take five times longer to pee, and grandma is looking disturbingly hot.
You just might be on to something there…
. . . something for the old geezers whose wives are …not.
(I wonder if young women snorting grandmas would make old geezers seem disturbingly hot.)
Only if the old geezers have a very large bank account.
Yeah, but isn’t that what the “grandma dust” is all about getting around?
Poor Ernie!
Finally, Earnie questioned the holocaust, and everyone panicked and ran out of the studio before the Mossad assassins showed up.
Now he needs to question the jews as an ethnic group, which they are not and never have been.
The sex got weird when grandpa Biden told me to change his diaper.
Liberals updated the sex ed curriculum in high schools.
Sis; “You’re dick’s bigger than daddies”.
Bro; “Ya, I know. Ma told me”.
Question: If a brother and sister born and raised in Kentucky get married to each other and next week get divorced, are they still brother and sister?
My friends call me Cunt.
At least she didn’t go and name a boy named Sue.
How do you do!
sound enhances, on this loveable one…
Chewbacca…the early years
lets see if this works…
She don’t look like no angel to me.
That’s a 10.
That’s sheer speculation!
You should have seen when Stevie Wonder caught a microphone stand that was falling that somebody else ran into.
This is awful, people. By now, everyone must know that we’re all the same under the skin. I absolutely hate racists! Nigger Lives Matter!
Wrong, we are different and the races are very different. It’s ignorant communist ideology that we are born blank slates and all the same inside.
Black-on-black crime is still a crime.
This is why grammer/punctuation is important. Let’s eat Grandma. I Hate Chocolate, People!
GOOD BOY!
Here are all 6 of these lovely ladies in one video. Enjoy.
I think this video is misplaced. It belongs in Wednesday Wank.
Guess you haven’t heard, they changed the name to “Friday Fap.”
Would you like to see it again next Wednesday?
People who see this, with intelligence, morals, and concern for kids will get the message.
Instantly.
Thanks, Woodie. Good one.
That one’s a keeper.
the sharper knives in this kitchen will get this one, too.
Gotta Love Smudge!!!
Close, but no cigar
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OOOPS!
Sorry about that. Need to find a better site for gifs and vidz.
But, it’s still a fail, so that fits well.
Still, we’d be better off with him than Biden.