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Gotta admit this one surprised me – I forgot how some things translate to English…
Reminds of a story my dad told me when a little boy long ago. He was showing around some English customers around the fancy new office his employer had just moved to. They had installed a really super-fancy elevator that indicated floor numbers and if it was in motion or not – in Norwegian.
He related how when the elevator began moving ever so slowly – hardly noticeable – to the upper floor the Englishmen couldn’t stop giggling. He asked what was so funny. They burst out laughing, pointed to the sign indicating the elevator was indeed moving.
Translated from Norwegian it said “in motion” but it displayed “I fart.”
Apparently Norwegians are a gaseous people.
Aha, so you HAVE heard Jens Stoltenberg speak. And our former prime minister, Erna Solberg, was “affectionately” known as “Miss Piggy” by a majority.
She is NOT looking at her “fartsdumpers”
What if I told you that’s not my finger?
Or: Mmmmphh wnth mffh fingpph. Bbbbbbbrrr! !
it just feels that small…HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That’s how women have always looked at me.
It’s why I wear a stocking mask, Bob.
Most f.f.lers will just circumcise that meme.
I take my wife to the beach every date desperately hoping for hungry sharks.
Aww. Aren’t you the romantic soul?
Do let Mrs P know we miss her occasional appearance here, would you?
Some beach…
Ain’t just the surf that’s up…..
They used to show cheerleaders much more often in NFL games, but I guess the leftists in charge did away with that. Can’t have us lusting after the opposite sex.
The New World Order Davos Gang (NWODG) won’t reach their depopulation targets if they allow such.
That’s actually a good thing, with a few teams putting shemales on their squad.
It’s all about that bass.
There’s an updated version to the old Hot vs Crazy matrix…
And, men, even if you’re lucky and get a woman damn close to unicorn, as they age women tend to move up and left.
I’ll take my chances with Tiffany.
Let me guess…
. . . you’re an adrenaline junkie?
-273.15 deg C, 459.67 deg F = your chances on the Kelvin scale
By looking at many of the pix, it seems that redheads are damn popular, yet you put them in the danger zone. If you’re scared, say you’re scared.
Hey, bottle farts means ketchup in Norway.
U. P. Michigan “relish”.
My mrs is from Esky and doesn’t look anything like this. More like yesterday’s salad left out all night.
I thought my Cheerios tasted like shit this morning.
Demoncratic legacy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PIFF?
1/2 off sale?
She only does curls left-handed.
On second look, you’re right, it is bigger.
Idiot. There shouldn’t be an apostrophe in difacultys!
Go technacol, or go home.
I think I’ll leave my old shitbox there just to see this.
Welcome to George Floyd square
Urban Chicagoans can’t read, but they can perform.
hay
I’m guessing she goes to abortion rallies.
Me: * Driving by on road trip and thinking to myself *
“Hmm… I’ll splurge for the Quality Inn and Suites next door.
Seems Ho’s are plentiful too, so not really a problem.”
A word of advice to the guys here: don’t try this as an opening line unless you like having your balls kicked.
Not if you had a Beogram 8002.
…or requesting a song on the radio and waiting hours for them to play it just to record on cassette tape
Then they go and talk through the 20 sec instrumental intro.
then swear that ASCAP requires them to mess up the song to prevent recording.
I used to routinely call and ask for Ina gadda da vida — Probably called 15 times and they never played it.
The hot baby sitter used to bring her records over because my dad had a sweet system.
I thought Nazz and Iron Butterfly was why I was so exited when she came over……
For your listening “pleasure”?
I’d just record Professor Mota and Fred Creasy on WGTB out of Gtown U. All of the music you didn’t hear on the stations you were listening to and for the most part, no commercials.
But the DJ always talked over the intro and the ending
I “wasted” hours doing that. Worth every second.
“Jesus Just Left Chicago” I waited for over 3 hours.
Got it!
Tres Hombres!!!!! I was on a cross country trip in March and went out of my way to head to La Grange to see the Chicken Ranch. Unfortunately it’s in disrepair and can’t be seen from the road it was on. So I stopped in Winslow Az
Didja see a girl in a flat bed Ford slowin’ down to take a look at you?
wrong camera angle
I gather that means you don’t want to have sex with me?
These socialists and democrats have the solution to their perceived problem, they just won’t commit. If they would all just kill themselves or to put it in terms they can like- perform self-abortion- the world would be depopulated and the carbon footprint would be reduced.
We just learned this week buying 2 guns will get you a visit from the ATF for an a no warrant search of your home
I was shocked by the guy in the video cooperating with those AGWs. I would have said sure, I’ll be right back and never return. When they knock again, answer the door and act like they just got there and start the whole thing over again. Rinse and repeat as many times as they stick around until they get the hint. If all this fails tell them to give their foot a push and go pound sand.
That would be perfect.
Who is this -1 stalker following me from post to post? It feels creepy.
Shit, don’t tell Trudeau or he’ll outlaw Kool-aid.
in 1927 Andrew Kehoe became the first mass murderer in the US by killing 38 school kids with……….dynamite!
Yes, but he used guns to force them to drink the koolaid.
gee you’re lucky. we were driving home one night to see a UFO lifting off from the back yard. only thing missing was all my guns and a bag of Fritos?
I see the Muslim and the transvestite, but there are at least 3 candidates for Satan.
I hinted earlier at it getting worse after the four horsemen…
I Am Legion….
Sadly there is no punchline, as they all sat down and had drinks laughing about how they got their latest fix of adrenochrome.
Who needs Facebook? Brainless mouths are yapping everywhere.
Wrong; that fork on the right is made of evil plastic. It has to be made out of the same shitty paper used in those ubiquitous wilting straws, or maybe the same crap that makes up face masks, which are apparently fine for the environment since there are billions of them littering the planet and no one says boo about them.
After watching her for 20 minutes I got dizzy and fell off my bar stool.
Yummy!
Huuuuuge head.
Thank you, Rise Up; I have arisen.
Talked with a drug enforcement agent from rural Arkansas. He went to a national training program, and was getting tons of excrement from the big city cops until he said — every home I enter has multiple guns, and people who have been shooting them since they were 6 years old. Then the BS stopped.
Is the woman in blue trying to hide a loaf of Challah bread in her shorts?
You would be less ugly if you found a sense of humor.
Remember many moons ago, just showing off my bi-lingual talents, maybe BL will appreciate that, however, back to my thought on this. …..moons ago when Rush L. wanted to ban ugly people. The left went apoplectic over that as much as they did with his caller abortion act.
Welcome to hell, Mr. Fauci. To begin with you’ll have a fivesome with these things.
Fixed it for you.
Thinking maybe they each have actually lost weight – maybe that is why they all look so proud.
Those are the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition models.
Oh, good Lord! And she did it to HERSELF!
Diamonds really are forever.
Saw her boobs at 13!
True story.
She was dating George Hamilton in a rental house
next door to my best friend’s parents in a CO resort town. We threw our lacrosse ball
over the fence separating the houses while she was sunbathing.
She made sure we saw ’em.
Always a hard spot for her for that.
Lacrosse in Colorado? Fake story!
Best keep up!
Lax has ALWAYS been big here.
Look up the Vail Shootout.
It started in Aspen in 1973 and got so big so fast it moved to Vail.
One of the biggest lacrosse tournaments in the world. I had a lot to do with it.
https://www.vaillacrosse.com/
https://vail-lacrosse-shootout.sportngin.com/
U ofDenver was the 1st non-east coast team in the playoffs.
Reminds me of when shag rugs were in style
Love me some Jill St. John!
Oo-La-La. Tiffany Case. I was jealous of that cassette in her bikini.
I just came a little in my pants.
Completely awesome female.
There aren’t enough upvotes in the world for that one.
I must be drunk already…..I’m seeing double.
My boner got a boner….
Quadruple.
ha mutch idja has ta drenk tuz sees 5 of dem?
Looks like some ribs have been removed.
How’d they get them out without leaving a scar?
air brushing the photo.
All I have is cash. Would pictures of Lincolns or Benjimans work?