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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:03 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
August 5, 2022 1:31 pm

Welcome back nkit. Missed your pics. Hope your net is good to go now.

nkit
nkit

Thanks M-dawg. It’s good to be back. The FF gang has been fantastic ! Got the line spliced and am good to go.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 6:01 pm

The rest of us running on 3 tires without you.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 5, 2022 3:56 pm

A cat named Bob.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:11 pm

We weren’t sure if we wanted elevators or escalators so we compromised.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:04 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 6:02 pm

Spider can, spider can, does all the things a spiderman can.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:05 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 5, 2022 4:02 pm

Croquet Touquet.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:05 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 5, 2022 4:03 pm

I’ll let the dogs out.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:07 pm

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Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
August 6, 2022 12:13 am

I am hiring staffers for my DC office, she will do just fine!
I am the great Cornynholio !!!

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:08 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 5, 2022 4:12 pm

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Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Mix
August 5, 2022 11:44 pm

I’ll need more time than that.

Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
August 6, 2022 12:15 am

Cool . . . another staffer, she will work for my Dallas office.
I am the great Cornynholio !!!

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:10 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
August 5, 2022 1:34 pm

Hi nurse Brandy. I’m ready for my next ED treatment.

Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
August 6, 2022 12:17 am

This one is just for fun.
I am the great Cornynholio !!!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 2:14 pm

Trudeau bans semi-automatic rifles and personal snow leopards.

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 8:19 pm

That’s an SVD Dragunov.
But the cat’s cute.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  fujigm
August 5, 2022 11:46 pm

It’s the semi-automatic/automatic thought that counts.

fujigm
fujigm
  Ironically Satirical
August 6, 2022 1:50 am

Actually, the Dragunov is way cooler than the AK-47.
In Mongolia, both are selective fire.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:12 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 1:32 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 4:15 pm

Nope, no dick.
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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:15 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:16 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:36 pm

“….and I didn’t even have to buy her a drink.”

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:37 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 4:18 pm

Mrs. P?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:16 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 1:40 pm

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Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  Colorado Artist
August 6, 2022 12:22 am

A prerequisite for many elected officials, how do I know? Ask any of my colleagues.
I am the great Cornynholio !!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Sen. Cornynholio
August 6, 2022 1:05 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:18 pm

I’m drinking alone right now.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 4:21 pm

I’ll drink to that.
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Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 5:49 pm

I’ll join you

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 6:05 pm

It’s the best.

fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 8:22 pm

Way ahead of you.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
August 6, 2022 8:09 am

You’re always drinking alone.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:18 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 6:05 pm

LOL!

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:20 pm

Where are the CDC and FDA symbols?

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 4:26 pm

Fine
Damn
Ass
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fujigm
fujigm
  Mix
August 5, 2022 8:23 pm

“Fine
Damn
Ass”

Look past the nice ass, Mix.
There’s more to this girl than that!
Check out those toes!

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
August 6, 2022 8:11 am

Now that is one gappolicious dish.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 4:53 pm

And the NIH and DEA.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 6:08 pm

… and the IRS …

And speaking of Lois Lerner — just where is the old bat these days?

Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
August 6, 2022 12:26 am

The agencies above were threatening me, so I requested $$$ billions in supplemental appropriations.
I am the great Cornynholio !!!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:19 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:20 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:20 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:36 pm

Are you sure?
Maxine waters has a gynecologist…

Red River D
Red River D
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 2:42 pm

Is that how chicks get freckles?

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:21 pm

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Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
August 6, 2022 12:29 am

Vlad don’t do juneteenth, unlike me, the great Cornynholio !!!

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:21 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 1:42 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 2:22 pm

But then the other half of the leftists would go on welfare.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:22 pm

Couldn’t resist. Nothing personal Admin….
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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:22 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:22 pm

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ken31
ken31
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 9:27 pm

This was even true in the infantry, to a degree.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:24 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:25 pm

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Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:24 pm

She’s not him, but she does work for him

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anon y mous
August 5, 2022 6:07 pm

The artist, groping for the inner “man”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anon y mous
August 5, 2022 10:29 pm

On election night:
Hillary yelled at the devil, “You told me I was going to win! ”
Devil: “You told me you had a soul!”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:26 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 2:26 pm

nkit took a shit?

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 6:50 pm

Lady Godiva?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:29 pm

President Harris? Don’t be too hasty with your prayers, kid.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:29 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 1:34 pm

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Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
August 6, 2022 12:36 am

There are no problems in politics, just issues. Issues are our bread and butter, we fund raise and engage in long winded colloquies about issues, no solutions to problems are ever discussed.
I am the great Cornynholio !!!

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:30 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:30 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 6:11 pm

Is that what someone means when he/she says ‘You make my skin crawl?’

Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  MrLiberty
August 6, 2022 12:38 am

An American taxpayer?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:31 pm

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Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  MrLiberty
August 6, 2022 12:06 am

The meth ate a hole in the roof.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:32 pm

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