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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 1:49 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 1:50 pm

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Once a Marine.........
Once a Marine.........
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:00 pm

Oh, and please try the 10 year old “Black Label” Tin Cup. That has to be a favorite of mine!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Once a Marine.........
August 5, 2022 2:14 pm

Cool little town a million miles from anywhere.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 2:36 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 4:39 pm

Was Ohio, Colorado settled by Virginians?
Asking for an Alaskan.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
August 5, 2022 6:16 pm

Kentuckian Kit Carson was one of the first white men to explore
wild Colorado as a trapper. I read his autobiography
and i hunt elk in drainages he trapped for years.
that gives me so much pleasure knowing I trod where he did,
and knew the country he did. I do not know who settled the plains
first.

Creed
Creed
  Colorado Artist
August 6, 2022 4:50 pm

The problem is the road closures on Rte 50. Have to check it out on my next walkabout.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:33 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:46 pm

That’s hardmaking

Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 5, 2022 4:50 pm

That gif gets to the point…
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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:33 pm

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Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 4:54 pm

Some body parts do bend that way.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:34 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 1:51 pm

That’s heartbreaking.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 6:36 pm

Yes. Yes. It. Is. Only 19 yrs old. For a lie.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:38 pm

No, that’s what I told the doctors, otherwise they’d have given him O negative and I wouldn’t have this cool million from Prudential.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:35 pm

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RW
RW
  nkit
August 6, 2022 7:58 am

I was in a club one time many years ago and saw a drunk catch site of his own reflection is a mirror whereupon he stuck his nose up in the air at his own reflection and sneeringly turned his head. I couldn’t help but burst into gales of laughter.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 2:40 pm

“I thought of everything,” Bill reassured himself just before thinking, “Ramp!”

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 4:58 pm

An extra 2 sec. would have really helped that gif.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:37 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 2:48 pm

Dead

Mix
Mix
  YourAverageJoe
August 5, 2022 4:59 pm

An extra 2 sec. would have really helped that gif.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 5, 2022 6:17 pm

no question.

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 5:04 pm

F.f translator:
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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  MrLiberty
August 6, 2022 8:23 am

I hope that was one of those Brazilian thieves on motorcycles.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:38 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 1:51 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 6:39 pm

He’s fucking gay! Old fashioned my a……oops…..

Red Byrd
Red Byrd

oh yeah? been married three time with 2 kids. never would have guessed? now married to American singer Sunny Ozell.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 5, 2022 4:59 pm

An extra 2 sec. would have really helped that gif.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:38 pm

New Tesla funny car
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GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  MrLiberty
August 7, 2022 12:18 am

Blower explosions be nasty.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:39 pm

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Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 5:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:39 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 1:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:39 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
August 5, 2022 5:22 pm

I’ve got 3 of these in my prepping supplies. It’s based on the rule of 3’s.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid

Most women only come with 2.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  10ffgrid
August 5, 2022 6:42 pm

If you stop at 2 they will never be satisfied. I don’t stop til they yell pineapple.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:40 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:41 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 2:37 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2022 5:29 pm

She did a great job in parking perfectly in that hole.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GT Void
August 5, 2022 6:19 pm

Asian women have special parking skills.

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 5:14 pm

I love f.f.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
August 5, 2022 6:20 pm

Me too.
The gift that keeps on giving.
My ribs hurt when I’m done.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:42 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 5, 2022 5:18 pm

Ohhh! Pepperoni, Yummy
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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:42 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
August 5, 2022 6:44 pm

Gooseberry Intimates….Full on Glam. Nice.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:42 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 6:22 pm

Ouroboros.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:43 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 6:24 pm

Poor thing. Something scared the shit out of it and now will
probably have to be destroyed as it broke it’s front legs.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:43 pm

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Chuck
Chuck
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 4:36 pm

Northwest Regional Airport. About 10 minutes from my house.
Dipshit in the Volvo ignored the stop sign and didn’t check for approaching aircraft.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Chuck
August 5, 2022 5:58 pm

Unbelievable – hope the plane’s passengers survived.

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 5:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:43 pm

And then Joe Biden stole the presidency!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 5, 2022 10:46 pm

He just learned about paychecks AFTER deductions.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:47 pm

Ah, come on! It’s hard enough being a strange depraved creep without this.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 5:23 pm

I’ll drink to that.
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
August 6, 2022 8:11 pm

The Great Lebowski

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 8:37 pm

Even harder with a crooked face like that guy!

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:48 pm

Hi, darling, I’m a strange depraved creep. May I ask if you’re armed?

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 5:25 pm

I’ll drink to that.
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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 6, 2022 1:20 am

Left-handed and hot.
My kind of bowhuntress.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:46 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
August 5, 2022 5:25 pm

She is hellbent on protecting her honor.

1969Bird
1969Bird

Wait till you meet her Dad

Red Byrd
Red Byrd

will gladly rise up and show her respect.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:47 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:47 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:48 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:50 pm

That rates a thumb’s up and a dick’s up.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 5, 2022 5:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:48 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:53 pm

Gotta git me one of those

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 5, 2022 6:27 pm

That made my day.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  YourAverageJoe
August 5, 2022 6:34 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 6, 2022 1:21 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:49 pm

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ken31
ken31
  nkit
August 5, 2022 9:42 pm

Hollandaise is only worth it if someone else makes it.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:50 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
August 5, 2022 5:27 pm

What are the fucking chances of 2 paragliders hitting the same tree at the same time?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

100%.
They’re paragliders.

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  nkit
August 5, 2022 6:59 pm
nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:50 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 1:59 pm

The motto of every democrat in DC.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
August 5, 2022 6:12 pm

This makes complete sense to a democrat.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:51 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:00 pm

GOOD BOY!

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:53 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 5, 2022 5:36 pm

A little “who gives a fuck” lesson for you. The actual phrase is “Having come, take!” There is no “it” and infers no plural or singular, so it or them is perfectly fine.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  GT Void
August 5, 2022 6:38 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 6, 2022 1:25 am

“You will have no toothpaste, and you will be happy.”

-klaus

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
August 5, 2022 10:54 pm

Who cares ? She’s a keeper !!!!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 5, 2022 1:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:54 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 5, 2022 5:37 pm

I google searched that burger pic. and came up with this…
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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
August 5, 2022 6:50 pm

I’ll be damned. It does bring up this pic. WTF.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉

They both look good enough to eat though.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:55 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:04 pm

A little ass play practice

Scot
Scot
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:07 pm

Right up Main Street

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Scot
August 5, 2022 6:28 pm

I think that was the back alley….

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 5, 2022 5:37 pm

I don’t think it met much resistance.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 5, 2022 5:43 pm

When you’ve been Bobed.
Bob P
Ah, come on! It’s hard enough being a strange depraved creep without this.
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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:56 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 5, 2022 5:48 pm

Ram assassins?
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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
August 6, 2022 12:37 am

Jilted lover ?

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:58 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 5, 2022 5:58 pm

Brenda’s body stands;
“Steady as a rock”.
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906-643-1145

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Mix
August 5, 2022 7:14 pm

Brigitte Bardot

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
August 5, 2022 10:12 pm

looked on Amazon and they are back-ordered.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 1:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 5, 2022 2:53 pm

Anyone know where I can get one of these pillows?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
August 5, 2022 6:54 pm

If that was in my bed I’d be calliing it My Pillow.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd

just saw on Whatfinger on sale by Mike.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 2:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 2:02 pm

wasabi challenge
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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 5, 2022 8:54 pm

Candy ass.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
August 6, 2022 8:34 am

Charlie died suddenly 15 minutes later from the vaccine shot.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 2:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 2:04 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
August 5, 2022 10:18 pm

make sure you pull their gold fillings or someday they will be found with a metal detector and you’ll get put in prison.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 5, 2022 10:53 pm

farmer goes into the feed store and chats up the manager. He says, “you know since those gun grabbers came into town, no one has been in for hog feed in quite a while”

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 2:05 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2022 6:31 pm

Only if you have a NY Jew art dealer.
Anyone else and anywhere else, that shit don’t fly.

nkit
nkit
August 5, 2022 2:05 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
August 5, 2022 5:36 pm

How do you drive a Polish cat crazy?