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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:16 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 12, 2022 7:31 pm

Opps, buddy pulled the hood release.

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 12, 2022 1:41 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
August 12, 2022 1:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 12, 2022 1:43 pm

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Oldone
Oldone
  Student of History
August 12, 2022 3:49 pm

I always liked this punch line — “After I got passed the used part, the next seven inches felt brand new…”

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:20 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 12, 2022 1:30 pm

The gravitational pull of the black hole.

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
August 12, 2022 2:35 pm

The pink hole exerts a pull on me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
August 12, 2022 7:34 pm

Probably the vacuum in her head that sucked that in.

Student of History
Student of History
August 12, 2022 1:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:21 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
August 12, 2022 1:21 pm

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GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  Student of History
August 12, 2022 4:10 pm

Can’t trust anything from Elder. He’s a well known white supremacist.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  GDP, usually gruntled
August 12, 2022 5:06 pm

He’s the best !

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  GDP, usually gruntled
August 14, 2022 4:33 am

I have no idea who Larry Elder is. I only know that, when accusations of “white supremacist” are flying around, I know that the one doing the calling is far less likely to be on the side of rationality. You’ve already blown your credibility. And the context of this post confirms it.

Global warming? In 1989? Are you kidding me? Barely a decade before that, the same people were warning about a new ice age. They were touting a scheme to cover the ice caps with soot to reduce heat loss via reflection.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
August 12, 2022 1:22 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2022 1:23 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2022 9:57 pm

3 White Russians and a corned beef diner…
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and f.flers say, so?

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:23 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 12, 2022 2:38 pm

Needs new brake shoes

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:23 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 12, 2022 4:19 pm

The Not-so Smart Car.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 12, 2022 10:01 pm

A survivalisn’t.

Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
August 18, 2022 7:55 am

I worked with a world class cheapskate once. He wanted a load of mulch but didn’t want to pay the $5 delivery charge so he went over with his kids, shoveled it into the back of his pickup filling it to overflowing. Then he hit a bump and broke the leafsprings causing a few hundred dollars in damage. Rick, you are probably still a dumbass.

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:24 pm

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VOWG
VOWG
  nkit
August 13, 2022 4:53 pm

I would say a poor man’s water skiing but not really.

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:25 pm

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49%mfer
49%mfer
  nkit
August 12, 2022 4:13 pm

Surprisingly graceful dive by the cow.

Mix
Mix
August 12, 2022 1:25 pm

§2071. Concealment, removal, or mutilation generally
(a) Whoever willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, or destroys, or attempts to do so, or, with intent to do so takes and carries away any record, proceeding, map, book, paper, document, or other things, filed or deposited with any clerk or officer of any court of the United States, or in any public office, or with any judicial or public officer of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

(b) Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other things, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. As used in this subsection, the term “office” does not include the office held by any person as a retired officer of the Armed Forces of the United States.

For President Trump, it’s a crime.
For Pelosi, it’s a joke.
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WTF?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
August 12, 2022 1:46 pm

“We believe in the rule of law. That’s what our country is about,” Pelosi said in an interview with NBC’s “Today” show. “And no person is above the law. Not even the president of the United States. Not even a former president of the United States.”

Insider trading, drunken husband, off scot free….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
August 12, 2022 8:47 pm

Silly Mix, she is above any sort of accountability in this realm occupied by we mere mortals.

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:25 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
August 12, 2022 1:25 pm

Apologies in advance if I “borrowed” this one from another FF contributor – I lost track of where and when some originated. But, even so, IMO it’s good enough for a repeat even if “borrowed” from another FFer.

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 12, 2022 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 12, 2022 2:32 pm

He ain’t gettin any ’till he goes down on her

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
August 12, 2022 3:59 pm

Gross

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 12, 2022 10:07 pm

Colors match.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
August 13, 2022 8:16 am

Don’t lie to me you son of a bitch. I send you out for pickles and mice cream and you tell me they are out. I can taste it on your lips.

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:26 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 12, 2022 4:23 pm

That’s a race packer.
If the bearings were any other color, it would be racist.

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:26 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 12, 2022 4:00 pm

Needs flying lessons.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
August 13, 2022 2:11 am

9/11 flying lessons.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 12, 2022 4:23 pm

She wanted it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 12, 2022 10:09 pm

I’m just like momma.

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:26 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
August 12, 2022 1:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:27 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 12, 2022 4:25 pm

Just take your sneakers off and get your feet wet.
But no…
“I know better”
Yeah. Now you’re soaked.

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 12, 2022 2:41 pm

I only saw tits

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 12, 2022 4:26 pm

Frightened tits.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
August 12, 2022 10:15 pm

Where?
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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:30 pm

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Mix
Mix
August 12, 2022 1:30 pm

It’s White Russian time!…
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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:31 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
August 12, 2022 10:20 pm

Bldg. #7 practice run.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Mix
August 14, 2022 4:53 am

Practice paid off. WTC7 went down much more slickly than this. More professionally.

Student of History
Student of History
August 12, 2022 1:31 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 12, 2022 1:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2022 2:44 pm

There is a more useless invention than the man bra.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 12, 2022 4:28 pm

Useless as tits on a bull.
Hey!
Wait a minute!

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
August 12, 2022 11:45 pm

maybe it was invented for men that need a man bra?

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:31 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 12, 2022 1:50 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
August 12, 2022 4:05 pm

She looks like she’s used to black dick.

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 12, 2022 2:45 pm

Not the high light of his day.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 12, 2022 4:29 pm

He’s in for a piss test.
He looks a little tipsy.

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:33 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 12, 2022 3:11 pm

On your mark, get set, fall!

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 12, 2022 4:31 pm

On your mark…
Ready…
FACED!

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:34 pm

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Mix
Mix
August 12, 2022 1:34 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  Mix
August 12, 2022 4:32 pm

Melon squats.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  fujigm
August 12, 2022 5:38 pm

Silicone squats

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:35 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 12, 2022 4:07 pm

The gun was pointed the wrong way.

nkit
nkit
August 12, 2022 1:36 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 12, 2022 4:33 pm

How people are crushed by their own vehicles.
Rule one: Strap in.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
August 12, 2022 7:42 pm

Roll bars are deadly from the outside.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 12, 2022 8:55 pm

nice spready.