FRIDAY FAIL

Being that the USA is the centre of the universe according to Americans, you likely expected the deep state and their hired goons at the DOJ and FBI were a cinch to win the anything-but-coveted Friday Fail of the Week Award. I mean, how could anyone anywhere compete with the sheer ineptitude, desperation, and downright evil of persecuting and maybe prosecuting the previous (who is really the current) president of the country as well as the presumptive nominee for 2024? Perhaps taken aback at the viciousness of the reaction to the raid, the deep state is using their water boys at Newsweek (a mole in the Trump camp told us about all the bad documents Trump is holding!) and Washington Post (Trump’s holding top secret nuclear documents; he’s the new Rosenberg!) to test messages to form into the universal narrative with the aim of removing Trump from the political equation. The rogue intelligence agencies can then plant the damning documents and use the Epstein-tainted judge to write a new search warrant and backdate it—since they didn’t share the original warrant—and claim, ‘We found what we were looking for!’ and MSM and social media will hammer it and every Democrat will believe it. Surely no one anywhere can top this level of maliciousness and stupidity.

Well, the CDC finally changed its covid guidance. It took these so-called experts two and a half years to reach the same conclusions all of us here at TBP reached after two and a half months: social distancing, contract tracing, quarantining, and masks don’t work to stop a virus, so no need for those measures. Too bad they destroyed the economy, liberty, and social cohesiveness of the entire West in the meantime. Maybe in another two and a half years and hundreds of thousands more vaccine deaths and injuries they’ll change their guidance on vaccines, too. “The science” certainly plods along, which wouldn’t be so terrible if it weren’t so disastrously wrong. But a belated change of heart, which equates to a confession of complete incompetence that amounts to depraved indifference to human life, doesn’t outdo the Mar-a-Lago business.

The Democrats passed their Inflation reduction act, which intends to reduce inflation by spending almost a trillion more dollars conjured from thin air on useless or counterproductive projects, which is rather like trying to douse a fire by spraying it with gasoline. Included are billions to hire a bunch more IRS agents to hound and maybe murder tax cheats. Yes, IRS agents must now be prepared to off recalcitrant taxpayers. “Hey, you can’t deduct the services of your prostitute.” BLAM! Turns out the IRS is also buying millions of bullets. Nothing nefarious there, eh? But does this outdo Mar-a-lago? I don’t think so.

There is something that does, however. What could possibly be more stupid and malevolent than bombing a nuclear power plant? The Ukrainians, with the help of NATO, are apparently bombing the Zaporizhzhy nuclear power plant. (Or is it Zaporozhye? How come so many places and people in Ukraine have multiple spellings?) Of course the Western narrative is the Russians are the guilty party. The problem with this is the Russians hold the plant, and who would be stupid enough to bomb themselves? I mean, except for a few office towers in New York and one in Oklahoma, not even we are stupid enough to bomb ourselves. The war criminals are possibly Ukrainian but more likely American and/or European deep state actors who are almost catatonic knowing that Russia has won the war. ‘Hey, I have a great idea! Why don’t we create another Chernobyl and blame the Russians? Surely that will turn world opinion against them and win us the war.’ Who cares that thousands, maybe millions, could die a horrible death from radiation poisoning? If Russia wins, our Great Reset may be in peril!

So, against all odds, the architects of the Mar-a-Lago raid have been outdone by the world-class idiots who decided it’s a good idea to repeat Chernobyl. Congrats, you arch evil motherfuckers, you win FF of the week!