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Timmy is Karen’s brightest, let’s face it.
The Navy’s first female Seal passes her final test!
That soldier throws like a girl
I liked the way the man soldier throws the girl in the pit!
So that’s “woke”?
This is what’s called DIEversity.
All the proof needed to show that the integration of females into the combat arms is an EPIC FAIL !!!
Israel armed forces would disagree.
Joey meets Joey.
Cart wheel goes fat.
*me holding up my richter scale score card*
7.3
Flying Fun Fat tricks.
Why do fat people do this?
They assume that their flabby arms can support their body weight?
Watch her arms crumple under her massive weight….
Wilma’s dog…
You’re all wrong. It’s Fat Fuck shuffleboard. Appears to be a 10.
Also fails at physics.
8.8
Full nebbish with a hebe twist.
A difficult pratfall even for an
expert nerd.
Fun fact, he can see to play atari. He was caught on video catching a mic stand that somebody else knocked over.
-1 on the truth, how strange, must be a liberal.
A real pinball wizard
Bowling for dindus.
A double melon bounce.
Had to go back and re-view.
You are correct.
Thumbs up.
Wow.
Right into the grave.
Jesus.. stupid is as stupid does…
Props on the full scorp….
if some schmuck dressed you in this, you’d be in a pissy mood too
What happened to the bike?
Made by the same company that built the 9/11 airplanes.
Buried in the Fiat Uno grill.
Kid needs a good spanking.
So Timmy’s the brightest, FU mom.
Lil R Kelly….
(See Dave Chappell)
The new shepherd’s hook to remove poor performers.
perpetuating
Tired out
Dead tired.
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the f.f. universe…
reverse scorp w/ full faced mud dunk
Excellent.
His recovery form is a little off, but I’ll allow it.
Hoof FACED.
Karma Perfecto!!!!
I bet he got a real kick out of that!
Mexican vacation concussion fun.
Shooting gallery comes to mind…
Some variation of a Roomba sending back the data about someone’s house … like Roomba has been doing for years …
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
+1 for the Dr. Who reference
I could’ve told him shopping carts make lousy boats.
guess he forgot streets have curbs
Almost there………almost there……..few more f….shit!
Wow – those were some tent’s moments…
prioritize…
We come in Peace!
We are your friend!
Ack! Ack! Ack!
fugi’s 6…
Are you a democrat?
You didn’t impress me first time, buddy, so cut it out.
Still a liberal arts dropout.
Owes a fortune in college debt.
You and I will be on the hook for that soon.
Wheel chair unfriendly.
Bob, get out of the way!
Beef dip.
6 hrs. earlier…
Friday, 8-12-22, 5:47pm.
U.P. Michigan
Before Mammoths, there were Monarchs
Ah, yes, the rare monarch elephant on its voyage to Mexico.
Tiger swallowtail elephants are the deadliest.
Mongolian dog turd.
C’mon, buddy.
Keep a stiff upper neck!
Is that for dinner, or for dinner?
Percussion concussion.
Houston’s Mayor moment of levity with his Chinese masters.
Is that for dinner, or for dinner?
You know that he is peeing in the pool.
Quacking your ear off; must be female.
Well, he is a peckerhead.
Winner of the Who gives a fuck contest.
Life’s precious achievements caught on vid. When he is 90, he will tell this moment of his glory days over and over again.
Canada Flying Shit Factories
Allegory of The View…
The gif most likely to be a liberal post-award.
Looks like the shit hawks on my golf course.
There IS a cooler in the back seat of that car.
Tetris terminal Singapore.
BINGO. Kill them all.
If a hot chick in a bikini swings on a rope and falls flat on her face, do you still get a boner?
Sandpaper faced.
MMM! Red iris dip.
Babylon Bee – Satire and comedic geniuses!
The Chinese are threatening me.
“See this shoe? This is YOU squirrel, YOU! I’m gonna tear you limb from limb if I could actually catch you!”
Rino action.
Head came straight up.