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Yeah and it will shit all over… INSIDE.. the car!
Stupid but not gay.
But either way, cherry no more!
He lost his behymen.
Elvis reincarnated?
Thomas the squid had saved up all his life for Ray Bans only to have it stolen by awful humans.
There be a shitstorm a brewin’.
Over Philadelphia last night.
Was this a precursor to Bidens speech
obviously bypassed the govt safety features and common sense…not comparing the two
Every Red-Green skit of the men sitting around a fire pit had a red gas can sitting nearby.
Notice how he tells someone to stay back bc he is going to do something so stupid he doesn’t want ’em to get burned.
News flash: Billy Ray McCoy was arrested this evening after burning down his neighborhood.
This one never gets old…
Watch out! Chicks are terrible drivers.
Puts a new meaning on the age-old question… Why did the chicken cross the road?
go’in to have some white stuff on their crotch that will be hard to explain….”you see, I had a chicken sitting on my steering wheel….”
Well at least she’s paying attention and not texting.
Chickens are really good pets. One of mine is always trying to drive the tractor!!
It’s really trick.
Try it sometime.
Lie on your back and watch the rain fall.
In a heavy rain, you have to wear glasses or goggles.
It’s like the old starfield screensaver.
(Go ahead and date yourself by saying you remember that one.)
Obviously, the water is not THAT cold.
Finally someone found a use for them.
Peyronie’s disease?
Yes, a better handle would be a knob.
yep, MJ’s young sister. “Don’t stop until the force runs out”!
Houston’s Mayor in White face.
Criminal One: Perfect! We are free here to do as we wish
Criminal Two: How you figure boss?
Criminal One: There’s no donut warriors on duty during the day. They think we’re all the same and only work at nigh.
Taxpaying Resident: Aren’t you making it like a gun free school zone with that sign?
I had a teacher once in Framingham, Mass who told the class the “Canadian Police Department closes at six.” I laughed and asked him if the police had an agreement with the criminals to avoid crime at night. He yelled at me.
North High South High Or Keefe Tech?
Lincoln Jr High then South High
I live in a small very rural town about two or three hours away from any sizable city. Black population under 1%, Hispanic about 3%.
The police have phone numbers, but the police station is only open 8:00 to 17:00, M-F.
Lemme guess…Somerville, Texas
Ain’t that the truth!!
ya left off the Jabs!
Let me rinse that for you, honey.
Let me eat that for you, honey…
Keep eatin’ that long enough and she won’t stay like that.
JENGA! 2 x 4 edition.
Blockhead.
I guess nature’s best defense is to taste like shit.
And have venomous spikes
You shall not eat me! I am a master of Rat Fu!
Won’t matter if the snake got venom into the rat.
Nope.
Already saw that one.
Rat Fu got away.
Ninja rat..
Oh the possibilities presented…
. . . even here I wouldn’t describe them.
All tied up and no place to ho.
I’d be shoving all that damned rope out of my way to Glory Hole.
I see the flaps are down.
But he looks like he’s high on final.
Might have to do a go-around unless he can do a side slip….
Xi orders Chinese testing positive for covid to be cut in half.
Never, ever believe a video of Chinese origin.
Thank goodness he was wearing a mouth guard….all the way up until the other guy kicked it out of his mouth.
Knocked the f out. Rigid arms and all.
Mind if I dive in?
My kind of swamp critter.
No one can give that meme enough up-votes.
👍👍👍
Sister Mary Rose (far right) dropped the habit.
I bet I can tell which one is the lipstick lesbo.
Every limbo drunk in town,
Lays a 6-pack on the ground.
Jack be nimble! Bourbon quick!
Looks like Gumby in this flick.
How low can he go?
Martel for president!
He didn’t have to contend with any media BS.
Now THAT’s a leader !
Wait, wait till I take off my pants and meet you at the bottom of the banister.
just warming up my breakfast.
Did you see the motion of the ocean?
fake boobs don’t jiggle, they rock back and forth and couple knock an eye out.
Where TF did “couple” come from? I typed could.
poor little Indian gal about to lose her pants?
Bow-Chippewa-wow!
If you hold those up to your ear, you can just hear the sound of your voice saying “almost there…”
These are the kinds of things that can happen when you jack-off a bottle of champaign
Texas A & M. How appropriate.
Would you rather it be UT Austin?
Keep College Station Normal
I thought that was normal for A & M. But I get your point.
Keep Austin Quarantined!