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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:29 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
September 2, 2022 8:21 pm

That is certainly not a fail, that is truth.

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:30 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 2, 2022 5:16 pm

Something about white stockings…..

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:31 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:01 pm

She’ll be needing someone to rub some aloe vera on that later. Don’t worry honey…I’ll be there shortly.

Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  nkit
September 2, 2022 5:48 pm

That’s how you get a full body tan.

fujigm
fujigm
  Gary Olson
September 2, 2022 6:24 pm

Or a labia burn.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
September 2, 2022 8:23 pm

Is she luring in a sperm whale?

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
September 3, 2022 8:47 pm

And next, a shot from the reverse perspective….

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:33 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:04 pm

Salma did it better in From Dusk till Dawn.
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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:11 pm

What a coincidence. So did the repairman.

Greybeard
Greybeard
  Bob P
September 3, 2022 2:33 pm

But what happened to the popcorn?

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:12 pm

What did I tell you? You’ll ruin the slide. No blacks!

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:13 pm

You won’t mind if I stare, too.

Suzeeq@att.net
  nkit
September 2, 2022 7:39 pm

Ay-yi-yi…

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:38 pm

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Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  nkit
September 2, 2022 5:50 pm

The easy open pop top.

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:40 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:53 pm

Gonna leave a mark.

Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  nkit
September 2, 2022 5:51 pm

Formica faced

fujigm
fujigm
  Gary Olson
September 2, 2022 6:29 pm

I’ll buy that for a dollar!

GT Void
GT Void
  fujigm
September 2, 2022 8:27 pm

LOL, I was going to post that earlier on something else. I wonder how many know it is from RoboCop.

fujigm
fujigm
  GT Void
September 4, 2022 2:28 am

I’ve only met two other people that called it.
You’re #3.

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:42 pm

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10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
September 2, 2022 6:53 pm

Just watched a military morale-booster from WWII last night, with Reagan Narrating.

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  nkit
September 3, 2022 12:38 am

Alexis Smith and some guy.

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:14 pm

So what? I am, too. Never got a TV spot though.

GT Void
GT Void
  Bob P
September 2, 2022 8:29 pm

You gotta be willing to lick the icing out of the hole to get the TV spot.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
September 2, 2022 10:08 pm

Retired cop?

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:15 pm

Pardon me, honey. I’m Bobby P, female bum eating expert.

Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  nkit
September 2, 2022 5:53 pm

I am willing to help cook in the kitchen. I will clean you up after.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
September 2, 2022 6:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:43 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 2, 2022 6:31 pm

I could Poke that, mon.

Suds
Suds
September 2, 2022 2:47 pm

Somebody has mixing talent and video splicing. Bravo.

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:19 pm

I have an idea for reparations for inner city black Americans. Let’s give them all their own little place in Greenland.

GT Void
GT Void
  Bob P
September 2, 2022 8:30 pm

Or Mars, it is the same place.

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:48 pm

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jimmy
jimmy
  nkit
September 2, 2022 4:24 pm

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 2, 2022 10:40 pm

bet her name is Karen

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:51 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:07 pm

The Kamala Harris school for altar boys.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
September 2, 2022 8:32 pm

I knew there was a class for that!

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:22 pm

Police are searching for the man in the yellow hat.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
September 2, 2022 5:18 pm

Try the Department of Transportation.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 2, 2022 6:31 pm

Early reading for young Sylvester Turner.

Suds
Suds
September 2, 2022 2:54 pm
Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  Suds
September 2, 2022 6:44 pm

Being elected . . . that is so old school, all the old farts in office are selected by an al-gory-rythym nowadays.
I am the great Cornynholio !!!

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:55 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 2, 2022 6:35 pm

He’s gotta catch them both together, or a salt charge won’t precipitate.

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:25 pm

The real genesis of monkey pox.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 2, 2022 4:03 pm

The President meets Houston’s mayor.

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:58 pm

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Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  nkit
September 2, 2022 5:35 pm

It’s not funny anymore

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:58 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:08 pm

Walmart wouldn’t want to scare customers away.

Suds
Suds
September 2, 2022 2:59 pm

Come out of the store, only to find some schlepp doesn’t know proper spacing
with his chariot in the parking lot?

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 2:59 pm

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Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  nkit
September 2, 2022 6:56 pm

The Marxists tried to separate the Mongols from their history, as a free nation they remember:

We should remember too . . . The Great George Washington, The Great Sam Houston

GT Void
GT Void
  Sen. Cornynholio
September 2, 2022 8:41 pm

There is your first lesson of revised history. Khan WAS NOT a mongol and it WAS NOT the mongolian horde. Jenghiz Khan was a blond-haired, blue-eyes slav looking man who ruled Grand Tartary, the empire of multicultural kingdoms that encompassed all the way from Moscow, down to the Caspian and across the east to what is now China. Mongolians were a small nomadic group in upper Siberia at the time of the “Mongolian Horde”.

It wasn’t until about 1820 that Jenghiz was depicted as chinese looking. The Han tribe from Korea captured the area that is China and took credit for most the of the engineering wonders that was Tartarian, and built off of it.

There is a CIA doc from the 1950’s detailing how the soviets were systematically trying to wipe out the knowledge of the Tartarian Empire. The Red Square with all its fantastic buildings was not built by Russians but by Tartarians.

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 3:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 3:04 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
September 2, 2022 8:43 pm

It is called the public education system, oh, I mean the public indoctrination system.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  GT Void
September 2, 2022 9:00 pm

Government monopoly day prisons.

Suds
Suds
September 2, 2022 3:05 pm

Drunks F.A;F.O. when disrespecting cops in Brazil, hey dontcha know…

volume up on the twatter vid, since Steve Inman’s commentary at ringside is spot on…

GT Void
GT Void
  Suds
September 2, 2022 8:44 pm

The white hispanics of Brazil are oppressing the mostly peaceful blacks of Brazil!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  GT Void
September 3, 2022 3:24 pm

He sedated him.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
September 4, 2022 8:38 am

I could watch that all day.

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 3:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:27 pm

No, it also includes larceny and pedophilia.

Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  Bob P
September 2, 2022 7:01 pm

And my personal favorite – BRIBERY !!!
So sez the great Cornynholio !!!

GT Void
GT Void
  Sen. Cornynholio
September 2, 2022 8:45 pm

and insider trading.

B B
B B
  Sen. Cornynholio
September 4, 2022 10:02 am

I would bet that Cornyn has finally seen some of your comments. :}

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 3:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 3:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 3:12 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
September 2, 2022 7:28 pm

Especially those cancer — and other — patients that died due to the fake ‘pan(dem)ic’ that kept them from getting proper medical treatment.

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 3:13 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
September 2, 2022 8:46 pm

I’m a yam?

nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 3:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 2, 2022 3:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 2, 2022 3:31 pm

We’ll need to build a lot more power plants to deal with all the bastards who’ve ruined our society.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
September 2, 2022 5:19 pm

Why waste the power? Just use rope…or treadmill-powered wood chippers….now that would be fun….

Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  Bob P
September 2, 2022 5:57 pm

Treadmill generator volunteers will not be in short supply.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
September 2, 2022 8:48 pm

And power it with a lithium battery and see how well that works.