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Way too many eggs per hen for one day’s picking. There’s no way I would eat those eggs; that’s gross.
chimp fight crack me up.
Nogs gonna nog.
We had a Brit admin on our staff who I liked to have fun with by asking questions only a Brit could answer.
At a meeting, I asked her what a gollywog was, and she turned beet red and a smile she was trying hard to suppress.
We both started laughing and left the mystified group.
Dindu’s Dindu nutt’n
Subscribe; don’t miss all the fun.
Cats should see this example of flying lessons.
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1535423-smudge-the-cat
Will Houdini didn’t inherit his father’s magic.
Whew!
Bethpage masters tournament 2002?
If they stuff him after he dies no one will notice the difference.
I think he’s already dead. Just Spring cleaning.
…but Fluffy made me coffee.
Hopefully you locked him in the utility room on your way out.
That’ll get you some fans….
So that’s how I die. The friggin cat turn off my life support. Either that or the kid needed to plug in his I phone. Not the way I hoped
What the fuck is that thing?
Whatever it is, it can manipulate a hula hoop.
Morning neck stretches.
What a hoot.
I’ve seen better.
I was wondering how they found Ryan Reynolds and Aaron Rogers on the same subway car…
Pussy gettin’ some chicken head?
Owl and the Pussycat New-Age
fag
No I think he wants to fuck her.
Nitrous oxide before novocaine?
I’ll bet he stole an egg.
Seagulls are racists.
That happens reading Bob’s comments too.
They are often foul, I must admit.
Which cat is Tammy’s?
The one at the top of her legs?
(that’s the most.oriental Tammy I’ve ever seen)
CFIT.
Quite common, actually.
Quail in your FACE.
“I don’t even know what the fuck a quail is.”
44th vice president of the United States under President Papa Bush.
no points Sucky , he was a Quayle!
delicious
In Texas, it’s dinner.
Not a quail… grouse. Dumber than quail…
I misidentified the bird.
But you didn’t have to grouse about it.
Are they like the dindus of the pheasant crew?
Ruffed grouse.
I’ll be hunting those in 2 weeks along with woodcock.
A quote:
Beavis said “he said woodcock”
Well partridge me.
I loved Shirley Jones and dreamed of you know milf what with her.
Yeah…there she is…my wet dream:
me too CA.
In the U.P.
Look for the rabbit running west.
Birds of a feather shoot shotguns together.
Have a good hunt. May you and your party enjoy
Grouse breast wrapped in bacon, seared on the grill.
Like Dove
used to hunt Iron Mountain every fall.
a good nap is always refreshing?
1.000.000% goal
wasted
And goal FACED!
—one flying fuck—
200 horses under the hood and one on the truck bed.
In 2021 Cuba opened its first assembly line.
Awesome blossom
I can’t figure out who’s worse the, the SUV driver or the lady that “seen” this.
dindus.
“Your dog has human ears?”
Creepy
And where does the grease go? In the damned crumb tray? Or up in smoke !
Did they shit and piss in it first?
You mean finger skating? Besides that guy is probably gayer than shit!
I always figured that how they stayed up there on the single hand.
At least two fingers in different holes is more stable.
three-finger trifecta,
Does it rhyme with “ink”?
I didn’t know Trump was a figure skater.
you’ve been discovered, get some treatment immediately!
And they sure are fucking us.
Pic on right, they meant to put a ghettopotamus in the scene.
Now that she has 2 mulattoes to look after, wait 6 months and she’ll be there.
Don’t forget those alphabet things.
Marvelous Marvin’s hometown.
Gangsta by White Token.
Don’t think the city part is right if not antfa, and us country folk gonna think, hold my beer on that fire
Now that’s a fair statement
Agree w/ the sign, but never seen such nasty ones before… Actually might change my stance on what I love if that is the option
Fuck them.
You first.
The horse did ’em already !!!
Clitheads
Pretty sure that was an unnecessary attack on biscuits
IQ of a biscuit was never a barrier before.
You say that like it’s a bad thing, Puerto Potty.
Uncle Fetterman.
FF poll of the week. If Fetterman is elected should PA be kicked out of the union?
Yes: thumbs up
No: thumbs down
No, because if he is “elected” it wasn’t because the most people voted for him.
Now that I moved to SC I vote all southern states should. Just perspective FBI
If you tell me your pronoun, your pronoun is cock gobbler.
This is the only alternative pronoun I might be convinced to use. I like it!
Oh, hello!
She’s a porn model
You say that like it’s a bad thing…….
PROVE IT!! Please.
The redheads are killing me this week….