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Isla Fisher
This video of Alyona Vargasova should be just right for you nkit:
Oh yeah, got me..thanks….
Wow! Nice. Another great talent!
Break out the 22
Add a little bleach or ammonia… Better yet combine the two and soak the mutha… He’ll be dead in no time.
I always enjoyed this one.
It’s no accident he’s on the left.
I like them with melted butter and bacon.
Jiffy Pop ?
I’ve always thought of Jiffy pop when I’ve seen this episode.
That was take 4, because 1 thru 3 his hands were all over those sweet foil covered tits.
Delectable
Clover
WINNER
Gaposious delectii
Meth lab boat.
New Tesla Schooner.
Well call the insurance company.
Lightning?
Who would downvote something as yummy as this??
Got Situational Awareness?
Classic little head thinking for the big head.
Buddy was looking for recognition from his chicky friends.
“He was a nice kid but, he was always considered a little cocky. His mother said it was such a shame that he never got married and now, she has no grandchildren.”
Foucktard’s Pendulum
Trust test.
I trust that the sand infiltrated.
not “beat” but maybe a little light pounding?
I would fail
Tits
It’s nice that the ring is not in her nose.
is dat Tom’s soon to be ex worth 400million$$$, well sign me up.
HILARIOUS !
She’s got the crabs.
If that’s all she got I am still kinda freaked out
I find kinkiness a good thing.
I find it the only thing.
Hey, would you look at the size of the spider in that tree?
The dumbass gave it too much front brake. He flipped himself.
Holly, may I compliment you on your nipples . . . er, forgive me. How embarrassing. I meant to say tits.
She obviously wants cock.
Thats what Batman has at home
THis the bitch who brought teens to the perv island? Cunt.
No … it’s not Ghislaine Maxwell …
Good morning starshine… the world says HELLO.
I remember that song.
GoodMorningStarshine
You twinkle above us
You twinkle below
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Thanks Joe, saved me looking it up.
That gif is hard to follow, but here goes…
Electric car fuel mine?
The flow of electrons is a powerful educator.
Not quite like last week’s fried Indian.
Uh, I’m gonna have to hang up. I’ll call you back as soon as I break up with my girlfriend.
FAt bitch, I would need a bag over her body to even sit next to that blob of fat.
No loss there.
The beer
It didn’t say hippo kiss cam, wtf?
Guy rational:
Getting beer dump on me is less embarrassing than having the world see me kiss bertha butt.
Did you ever feel like your BP shot up immediately and then later, the BP felt low ?
When I see BP I think: “bad people”…like British Petroleum.
Hey, darling, mind if I lie down on you?
Did you ever feel like your BP shot…Oh, I said that already.
Looks like mounds of fun.
Good air brush job.
Perfect
WINNER
I nose an idea.
Alimo? Oh, that’s the one in Oregon, not Texas.
Abdul had had his camel for over a decade so you can’t blame the beast for getting a little jealous when he bought the sedan.
Who needs a card?
Natural fit.
Or a banana.
bet big Mike is jealous?
Karenito. pure gold, I love the bee.
Fuckin awesome as seen from Houston.
WINNER
She’s going nowhere but I’m still following.
Did you ever… oh hell, never mind.
Yes, and in all the right places.
Oh, hey, baby, how ’bout a ride for a ride?
Things will be a lot better when I’m gone?
where ya going Bob, to plant another tree?