THE PRIZE: The first person to get this correct will be awarded the coveted “TBP-Smartest-Person-In-The-Room” award. You will given an electronic FODA (Fuck Off Dumb Ass) token. You may use this token henceforth and forevermore whenever you are in a debate, whether losing or winning, but you just want to end it, and win it. Example. [BL: “Here’s my proof that the earth is flat, blah blah blah…“. STUCKY: “FODA!!“]
THE QUESTION: Each of the three sentences below has TWO things in common. What are they?
—#1: Our library is supposed to be a very quiet zone for everyone, however, unfortunately, your nutty kids just played xylophones with cacophonous results, disturbing me greatly.
—#2: Presumably, very early last year, in great haste, a clandestine ragtag xylophone septet quietly discussed joining forces with known members of the new undercover zither band.
—#3: Porcupine quills have nasty barbs, and dogs encountering these rodents may face x-rays, veterinary intervention, or jagged, gory wounds, so keep your zany canine under leash.
THE END
They all have 26 words and all letters of the alphabet start each individual word.
Soooooo …. you were able to able to solve this puzzle literally WITHIN A FEW MINUTES of it being posted?????
You were able to count 78 letters AND somehow immediately see that each word used every letter of the alphabet just once?? You saw and did all that in …… MINUTES????
YOU ARE A CHEATER!
YOU ARE A DIRTY CHEATER!
YOU ARE A DIRTY FUCKEN CHEATER!
Shame on you!! Shame on all you other dirty rotten slimball cheaters below.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!! And no FODA-token either.
I’m using my FODA token now. I win the argument, you lose.
Well, they each use every English letter . . .
I got one thing right, so I’m a half-wit?
FODA!!
I meant if I’d understood your puzzle, I’d’ve been a genius, but I got half, so I’m a half-wit. You really are a schiz, old boy. I was adding humor, as you’ve said. Jeez . . . apply another pantyliner.
};^D
Poorly constructed and missing a semicolon?
Missing a semi-colon means your whole colon is still intact.
};^D
So stucky has never got his colon poked?
Only by Doctor Jellyfinger.
Once insurance pays the medical bill, it’s no longer rape.
Yeah, one word using every letter of the alphabet
FODA.
26 words in each sentence. Has every letter in the alphabet as the first letter of a word.
I bet i forget will figure it out first.
As for me: TL;DR.
Not me. I don’t much like riddles. Frank Gorshin was fun, tho.
Maff kwess-tunns be hard, mofo.
They’re all freaking annoying as fuc$.
Each are…
1.) a single sentence,
2.) …containing all 26 letters of the alphabet.
Hey, yeah! So there at least two correct answers here . . . that’ll be TWO FOAD medallions, Stucko.
Whats the question??? and wheres the prize???
Did you even read the article,or,did you do something useful with your time?
That was a /s.
I was getting my apocalypse bike ready… and… then got distracted with the mention of a prize and I can’t find it… I don’t see a picture of it anywhere so I think’n its much like the nukes thing… don’t exist.
So back to my bike… its real…
or maybe… moose hunting…
kewl
Hmmmm…..,this article I feel wins the coveted daily cup”o”custard award(cinnamon optional)!
A hash tag and a number Kiss method
FODA.
Oops sorry double post lol
Sticky is off his meds?
The liquor store is closed on Sunday.
Each contain a sentence of 26 words that start with a different letter of the alphabet
We all have internet. I want my participation trophy?
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It is very surprising that no one mentioned in the comments yet that the headline for this post contains an anomaly – “TPBers”, vice “TBPers”. Was this a deliberate error to draw out the autistes in the room?
Busted.
“…Bletchley Park in England…”
Why are the English obsessed with places named after combination onomatopoetic offensive bodily function sounds?
You need to step away from the computer and go back to heavy drinking. Smoke a joint if you’ve got some too. Stay away from the caffeine.
Politically correct ways to describe black behavior….
Does it have anything to do with Xylophones?
Kidding… I’ve already read the spoiler.
“Each of the three sentences below has TWO things in common. What are they?”
1) I didn’t read them, and 2) I don’t care what they say.
Good one Stucky…here’s a question for you to ponder;
Why is so much profanity based on religion?
Ferchrisake,
Holy shit,
Fucking hell,
Porca Madonna,
Himmel hergot sacrament noch amal….(not sure of the spelling but I heard that a lot growing up.)
You forgot sacre bleu and tabernac’
Good God in heaven! My mom said that ALL the time!!! Not kidding. But, not in a long time now. The older she gets the more she uses the f-word. Not kidding. But, with her heavy German accent it COMPLETELY loses effectiveness. I mean, who can get pissed off when they hear ===> ‘Vy don’t you vash da faaacking dishes?”
Odds Bodkins.
Bloody hell.
The list is long.
It’s more shocking when using the vile with the holy.
They all show the genius of Stucky.
Please. Your garrulous, didactic & pedantic loquaciousness?
Beneath me…