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RiNS
RiNS
October 20, 2022 2:21 pm

hE SO SMART cUZ HE hAS tWO bRAINS

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CCRider
CCRider
  RiNS
October 20, 2022 3:45 pm

Is that your pet albino rat clinging to the back of your neck?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
October 20, 2022 2:22 pm

Fetterman’s body is too big or his head is too small.

I heard his stroke came shortly after getting a clot shot booster. Any truth to that?

GNL
GNL
  Iska Waran
October 20, 2022 2:46 pm

EVERY health event is the clot shot. LMAO

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  GNL
October 22, 2022 6:39 pm

To suggest (as you have) that NO health events are vax related is beyond retarded. Laugh clown laugh.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 20, 2022 2:24 pm

One potato 2 potato

Winchester
Winchester
October 20, 2022 2:28 pm

Guy looks like he is a close cousin to the degenerates from the movie “Wrong Turn”

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Winchester
October 22, 2022 6:40 pm

The Hills Have Eyes comes immediately to mind for me.

Bob
Bob
October 20, 2022 2:33 pm

Joe Biden finally gets to meet the Addams Family!!!!!!!!! A lifelong ambition!

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 20, 2022 2:35 pm

Biden – “vavadf alkdsf adsfsadflk werewr vnshdsa”
Fetterman – “I finally found someone that’s speaking clearly”

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 20, 2022 2:36 pm

“Ugh!”

“If he touch my woman, I kill him”

“If he smell my woman, I kill him”

“I like squirrels”

The Duke of New York
The Duke of New York
October 20, 2022 2:43 pm

I think we found the missing Fratelli brother

javelin
javelin
  The Duke of New York
October 20, 2022 7:04 pm

I think I figured it out !! It’s Uncle Fester’s and Morticia’s incestuous love children– Fester’s less intelligent love child (pictured with his sister Funeria) greets the only living government employee with less functioning brain cells than himself.

JB
JB
  Administrator
October 20, 2022 3:57 pm

That’s actually an insult to Karl. 😉

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
October 20, 2022 2:50 pm

Fee Fi Fo Fum, this perv wants to smell my wo-man.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Abigail Adams
October 20, 2022 3:49 pm

Yeah, I couldn’t get the syllable thing right. This is the best I got.

Let me see you improve it, Mr. Creative Writer….and *maybe* I’ll think you’re even more brilliant than you already are…if that’s even possible.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Abigail Adams
October 20, 2022 5:08 pm

Either a haiku or a limerick would be most appropriate for this phreak. Auntie will attempt a limerick:

There once was freak from PA whose condition got worse by the day
with voters outsmarted and the candidate retarded
Dominion ensures he’s sent to the senate anyway.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Aunt Acid
October 20, 2022 8:16 pm

Dang, just saw, AA. Ok, you win!!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Abigail Adams
October 20, 2022 9:28 pm

Merci bien, Abi.
We all win here at TBP with Unrestricted Free Speech*
Thanks, Admin.

* self-explanatory

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Aunt Acid
October 20, 2022 9:34 pm

Well, not all of us…see below. Some lose when they are over-confident.

Leah
Leah
  Abigail Adams
October 20, 2022 8:11 pm

You’re an inspiration, Abby.

Fee fi fo fum
I smell the blood of a creepish man
Is he alive or is he dead?
We’ll find out if he sniffs her head

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Leah
October 20, 2022 8:15 pm

Perfect, Leah!! Love it.

And, guess what? You are now MORE brilliant than Archie! Cuz he didn’t even TRY!!

Leah
Leah
  Abigail Adams
October 20, 2022 8:50 pm

I wouldn’t go that far, Abby. Your poem did inspire. Thank you.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Leah
October 20, 2022 8:53 pm

I don’t hand out BRILLIANCE awards very often, Leah. Take it and run, girl! 🥰

Archie will have to up his game.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Abigail Adams
October 20, 2022 9:12 pm

Sorry Charlie, awards have already gone out.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Abigail Adams
October 20, 2022 9:21 pm

Is this…it?? THIS is your entry? Be honest. No takesies backsies now.

Leah
Leah
  Abigail Adams
October 20, 2022 9:20 pm

Yo will blow me away.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Leah
October 20, 2022 9:23 pm

Um…don’t be so sure. See above.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Abigail Adams
October 20, 2022 9:49 pm

Is this seriously your final answer?? The last line doesn’t go well…for a few reasons.

Sorry, it’s sad, I know, to have to go down a notch, or two, or three…but you can’t beat Leah’s. It was just too damn good.

Leah
Leah
  Abigail Adams
October 21, 2022 8:33 pm

Lol, you are an inspiration too, AP

Is she not or is she one?
I’ll take my chances just for fun.

Hope your thumb is better.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Leah
October 20, 2022 9:51 pm

You can say that again.

Leah
Leah
  Leah
October 21, 2022 8:20 pm

Hope you had a great night of sleep.

Leah
Leah
  Leah
October 21, 2022 8:37 pm

Like Aunt said…we all win, thanks to here. I don’t know if I would be here if not for here.

Warren
Warren
October 20, 2022 2:50 pm

The Addams Family reboot cast.

PorkChopSandwiches
PorkChopSandwiches
October 20, 2022 2:52 pm

I’d like me some of them french fried sweet pertators….mhhh uhhh.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
October 20, 2022 3:12 pm

It’s the WEF Global Retard convention.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  AKJOHN
October 20, 2022 7:54 pm

Biden/Fetterman 2024. You heard it first here on TBP.

bucknp
bucknp
  AKJOHN
October 21, 2022 6:09 pm

Neither will be in the 2024 picture. Hopefully the inept republicOns will vanish also. Lot’s of “hope” I suppose.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Administrator
October 20, 2022 7:40 pm

Murders are just like my grandma and grandpa.
Lizzie Borden
Adolf Hitler

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Administrator
October 20, 2022 8:24 pm

appears to reliably conflate reality with fiction resulting in criminally psychotic thinking, people .
Festermann leads in this race according to most polls.

Must be a stroke (short pause- now loudly) OF JEENYUSS!

Ken31
Ken31
  Administrator
October 20, 2022 8:41 pm

If I lived in PA I would just sit at home and let Dominion decide.

bucknp
bucknp
  Ken31
October 21, 2022 6:13 pm

Seriously, the stupid myth about holding one’s nose to vote, in this thing one would have to wear a gas mask either way.

Hollow man
Hollow man
October 20, 2022 3:14 pm

Other examples of failed American leadership class

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Hollow man
October 20, 2022 9:36 pm

Not only examples, Hol, but durnright exemplars.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 20, 2022 3:16 pm

Troglodyte ,Ho And Pedo working for a worse tomorrow.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
October 20, 2022 3:19 pm

I have a question for the fine people of Pennsylvania: How the hell did you ever elect this guy to office? Was everyone on crack that day?

flash
flash
  Trapped in Portlandia
October 20, 2022 4:06 pm

ha ha ha… how doth thee count thy shekels, indeed, bruh.
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Iggy
Iggy
  flash
October 20, 2022 4:18 pm

If there was ever a need for a Sgt Brody and a vest !

GW
GW
  flash
October 20, 2022 6:04 pm

Looks like the Ambiguously Gay Duo right there.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  GW
October 20, 2022 10:49 pm

Nothing ambiguous about it.

bucknp
bucknp
  flash
October 21, 2022 9:33 am

That’s a republicOn on the right. SMH

Perfect example of two wings on the same bird of prey.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
October 20, 2022 3:25 pm

Ok…anyone know where I am?

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 20, 2022 3:31 pm

eGads , they just keep getting stranger!

Hey Lurch, go find me a little girl to sniff!

DFJ150
DFJ150
October 20, 2022 3:55 pm

The meeting of the mindless.

JB
JB
October 20, 2022 3:59 pm

….as Fetterman inhales another nice big chem-trail, he lovingly gazes into the eyes of Pedo Joe, his mentor in chief.

Adolf Shekelstein
Adolf Shekelstein
  JB
October 21, 2022 7:48 am

Winner.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
October 20, 2022 4:00 pm

Honest question: Who are these people?

If you know the answer, you watch too much TV.

bucknp
bucknp
  Svarga Loka
October 21, 2022 6:24 pm

I don’t watch TV much at all. Regardless, these are not “people”.

musket
musket
October 20, 2022 4:08 pm

Dumb and dumber…….

Iggy
Iggy
October 20, 2022 4:14 pm

Lurch meets the crypt keeper.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
October 20, 2022 4:19 pm

Zika virus

Amigo (FKA Gomer)
Amigo (FKA Gomer)
October 20, 2022 4:24 pm

“You see that guy with the little head, honey? Well I would like a little head, too . Can you help me out?”

Ginger
Ginger
October 20, 2022 5:13 pm

Biden “Ah so what part did you have in the Beetlejuice re-do, Corn-pop?”

Arizona Bay
Arizona Bay
October 20, 2022 5:53 pm

You Rang

Ripplewiggler
Ripplewiggler
October 20, 2022 5:57 pm

Who are you. Where am I. Does anyone know where I live?

bucknp
bucknp
  Ripplewiggler
October 22, 2022 6:15 pm

Probably lots of anyone knows where you live. It’s been that way long before the Patriot Act dupe as far as privacy. I know there are those that have become recluse, all cash for everything including the electric bill…oops, there goes that idea.

GW
GW
October 20, 2022 6:02 pm

His head is too small for his body! A real pinhead.

cz
cz
October 20, 2022 6:58 pm
bucknp
bucknp
  cz
October 21, 2022 6:26 pm

Is that Oz?

Kalbo
Kalbo
October 20, 2022 6:59 pm

Obiden meets the Addams Family

Machinist
Machinist
October 20, 2022 7:15 pm

The Vainglorious Seven

Keenan
Keenan
October 20, 2022 7:15 pm

6 ft 8 in Fetterman is a look alike of the “Canabit” E.T. ( 7 ft 4 in Richard Kiel ) from the Twilight Zone episode “To Serve Man”:

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 20, 2022 7:29 pm

OK Brandon,… sniff the girl,..now where is the ice cream!

Leah
Leah
  Administrator
October 20, 2022 8:30 pm

That’s disturbing and funny at the same time.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Administrator
October 20, 2022 10:49 pm

are there any pics of fetterman from a few years back to see how long he has had the bump ?
btw,his wife is becoming more active on the campaign trail–she is somewhat articulate & there is speculation that the goal is now to get him into office & then have him resign & she would be appointed–

bucknp
bucknp
  TampaRed
October 20, 2022 11:25 pm

This guy is “married”?

idaho
idaho
  bucknp
October 20, 2022 11:38 pm

yes, and his Moobs are bigger than her titties.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  bucknp
October 21, 2022 8:36 am

not only married,she is fairly good looking & speaks well–

bucknp
bucknp
  TampaRed
October 21, 2022 6:27 pm

Damn! I don’t care if I ever go to Pennsylvania anyway.

Stucky
Stucky
October 20, 2022 8:38 pm

Holy shit! Fedderman’s bump has morphed into a full grown woman!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Stucky
October 20, 2022 9:47 pm

Parthenogenesis.

Freedom!
Freedom!
October 20, 2022 9:39 pm

“Where is the ice cream?”, the big man thought to himself, remembering to not speak this thought out loud, this time.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
October 20, 2022 9:44 pm

Fetterman: (Bong) “You rang?”

Unintentional
Unintentional
October 21, 2022 12:03 am

“What was the name on the jar that contained the brain?”

“It was Abby…, Abby Normal I believe”

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
October 21, 2022 6:47 am

Fetterman challenges Biden’s cognitive skills so Biden challenges Fetterman to a pushup contest.

Adolf Shekelstein
Adolf Shekelstein
October 21, 2022 7:45 am

Hey you’re the big guy.

Thunder
Thunder
October 21, 2022 7:48 am

Uncle Festers idiot cousin meets his match

Cedartown Mark
Cedartown Mark
October 21, 2022 10:14 am

Didn’t I see you in a movie called ” A Man With Two Heads”?

WDS
WDS
October 21, 2022 11:42 am

Pin head meets literal pin head

bucknp
bucknp
October 21, 2022 7:57 pm

Fetterman, “I’m with Ygor.”

Oz, “I’m with Oprah.”

bucknp
bucknp
  bucknp
October 22, 2022 10:52 am

Update:

Fetterman, “I am Ygor.”

Oz, “I am Oprah.”

bucknp
bucknp
  bucknp
October 22, 2022 6:18 pm

“Lesser of evils”, Ygor or Oprah?

rhs jr
rhs jr
October 21, 2022 8:30 pm

I’m sure the Bird Colonel in the foreground is an officer that has been tried by fire and is one I would naturally follow in a crisis.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
October 22, 2022 6:37 pm

I’m lookin’ for six fingers and double rows of teeth. There’s bad scent on that animal from here to Kalamazoo.

Vg
Vg
October 22, 2022 7:55 pm

They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together crooked,
The Biden Regime.