Senate Relaxes Rules To Allow Fetterman To Take Baths In Reflecting Pool

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a gracious move of bipartisanship, the Senate voted to relax rules to allow their freshman Senator Jabba The Fetterman to take a bath in the reflecting pool.

The rules were immediately relaxed after the Senator from Transylvania described how he would fall into a deep depression were he to not be allowed to bathe naked in the reflecting pool.

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Family Torn Between Placing Grandpa In Hospice Or Having Him Run For Senate

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LOUISVILLE, KY — A local family was faced with a difficult decision this week regarding whether to place their beloved grandpa in hospice care or have him announce a campaign for a U.S. Senate seat. The grandfather and potential candidate, Philip Gabbert, is 98 years old and suffers from advanced dementia.

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Joe Biden and John Fetterman may be way cooler than you think!

Guest Post by Mark Crispin Miller

Are they both more sophisticated than they look (and sound)?

I probably don’t have to tell you that, last Friday, in West Hartford, Connecticut, Joe Biden, having spoken on the need for stricter gun control, signed off with an utterance that, as Newsweek delicately put it, “confused some viewers.” I probably don’t have to tell you this because Newsweek is just one of countless outlets that have headlined that “confusing” statement, which countless partisans have also circulated gleefully all over “social media”; so it’s unlikely you don’t know that Biden said, “God save the queen, man!”

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John Fetterman is such a mess than even Joe Biden is starting to get visibly uncomfortable with it

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Seriously. This is just awful to watch. Even President Joe Biden, who at last count was 1,900 years old and can no longer speak or think in complete sentences, is starting to get really bothered by it.

See if you can count how many words Fetterman invents during this short video clip. Also watch Joe Biden’s reaction. Also see if you can grasp in any way what exactly Fetterman is trying to say:

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DON’T WORRY, FETTERMAN HAS AN I-95 SOLUTION

Submitted by Dirtperson Steve

They just need to keep him in until August so they can install his illegal immigrant wife.

BRAIN DEAD FETTERMAN DOES WHAT HE IS TOLD

John Fetterman and Krystal Ball speak out! Whose gibberish is more dangerous?

Guest Post by Mark Crispin Miller

The senator was more spectacularly incoherent (making less sense even than “Joe Biden”); but the commentator’s blather was much scarier, since millions (no doubt) thought that she made perfect sense

Compare these two alarming moments:

YIKES

I’m so proud to be a Pennslyvanian

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MARCH OF FOLLY: FALL OF AMERICAN EMPIRE

“Folly is a child of power.” Barbara W. Tuchman, The March of Folly: From Troy to Vietnam

The March Of Folly - Repeated?

“A phenomenon noticeable throughout history regardless of place or period is the pursuit by governments of policies contrary to their own interests. Mankind, it seems, makes a poorer performance of government than of almost any other human activity. In this sphere, wisdom, which may be defined as the exercise of judgment acting on experience, common sense, and available information, is less operative and more frustrated than it should be. Why do holders of high office so often act contrary to the way reason points and enlightened self-interest suggests? Why does intelligent mental process seem so often not to function?” Barbara W. Tuchman, The March of Folly: From Troy to Vietnam

The term “folly” is particularly apt at this stage in the decline of the great American empire. Folly is defined as: criminally or tragically foolish actions or conduct; an excessively costly or unprofitable undertaking. If ever a word captured the actions of American political leaders in the 21st Century and reflect the tragic downfall of an empire borne out of the ashes of the Second World War, it is the term “folly”.

For the last two decades I’ve been befuddled by the inane foolishness of our leaders, as they have driven the nation into a bottomless pit of debt at an astoundingly ridiculous pace, initiated military conflict across the globe, and in the last three years initiated anti-human policies guaranteed to destroy our economic system, depopulate the planet, increase human suffering, and turn the world into a techno-gulag where we will own nothing, eat bugs, and bow down to the commands of globalist overlords.

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FETTERMAN HOSPITALIZED

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