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46 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 18, 2023 3:03 pm

“Uh…I’m just here to deliver some UberEats”

“Isn’t this the ‘shit-for-brains’ awards ceremony?”

Euddie
Euddie
May 18, 2023 3:06 pm

The Sanders Family started
When Fetterman first farted,
They’re all frigging retarded
FetterSanders Trammeling.

[IDK…..riffing]

Brewer55
Brewer55
May 18, 2023 3:15 pm

“Bring your Ogre to work day”. 😂
One of the comments on Twitter.

Hollow man
Hollow man
May 18, 2023 3:21 pm

All I can do is laugh.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Hollow man
May 18, 2023 3:40 pm

Crying helps too.

J.D. Mudd
J.D. Mudd
  Aunt Acid
May 19, 2023 10:52 pm

Indeed it does. Thank you. Let’s do both.

goat
goat
May 18, 2023 3:23 pm

Know the difference between Lurch and Fetterman? Lurch had style.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  goat
May 18, 2023 3:41 pm

Agreed, plus Lurch was much better looking and also played a mean harpsichord.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Aunt Acid
May 18, 2023 4:27 pm

Far easier to understand too.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
  goat
May 18, 2023 4:15 pm

And Lurch could say “You Rang?” clearly. Fetterman? No way.

Euddie
Euddie
  lamont cranston
May 19, 2023 1:57 pm

A Tale of Two Lurches.

Lurch “You rang?”

Fetterlurch “Yo…you…yooze bell noise…maker?”

goat
goat
  Euddie
May 19, 2023 2:33 pm

perfect

well_Inever
well_Inever
May 18, 2023 3:27 pm

I can smell him here…yuck!

Cricket
Cricket
May 18, 2023 3:39 pm

Does Fetterman have no clothes other than a Carhartt sweatshirt and shorts?

A US senator makes nearly $200K a year. If senator cucumber can’t find a suit off the rack, could he a least wear a pair of Dockers and a golf shirt so he appears like a casually dressed professional instead of some rando off the street who just wandered into the press conference?

k31
k31
  Cricket
May 18, 2023 6:29 pm

It is not a matter of wardrobe, it is a matter of having someone available to help dress him or if he has to do it himself.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  k31
May 18, 2023 6:51 pm

And where’s Mrs. F these days? Still in Canada?

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
May 18, 2023 3:43 pm

Honk honk.

The Demoncrats are truly disgusting and ‘tarded.

Tex
Tex
  Aunt Acid
May 18, 2023 4:57 pm

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Tex
Tex
  Tex
May 18, 2023 10:45 pm

Those “times” were probably weird as hell , but good “times” for old boomers speaking for myself. “We” liked girls anyway as sinful as it was. Oh, and cold beer , not queer Bud Light. Thanks for reading.

Tex
Tex
  Tex
May 18, 2023 11:34 pm

Oh and I don’t care if anyone disagrees, the “times” were undoubtedly full of government evil and what not. Each generation has it’s own memories and so forth. For this old boomer the good ole USA was pretty damned good at the time, a time of “innocence” so to speak and then “they” started sending US to Vietnam. Hell yes we would “fight”. “We” were not pussies. Anyway…girls 🙂

falconflight
falconflight
  falconflight
May 18, 2023 5:19 pm

The poster BL doesn’t mind any of this because it doesn’t “affect” him.

Cricket
Cricket
  falconflight
May 18, 2023 6:43 pm

Never drank Bud Light or other InBev products, quit buying Nike and A.ll D.ay I. D.ream A.bout S.woosh products more than a decade ago, and Target went broke in Canada…so F these a**holes and their ESG campaigns.

I can’t wait for the last of the GenXers to leave the workforce and all remaining vestiges of caring or competence go with them. May these a**holes be left to live in the Idiocracy they created.

Tex
Tex
  Cricket
May 18, 2023 10:31 pm

I think I understand that. Bud Light is for queers anyway. Thanks. And hey, queers are for Donald Trump. Just saying…

J.D. Mudd
J.D. Mudd
  Tex
May 19, 2023 10:56 pm

You’re gonna get some down votes lol

J.D. Mudd
J.D. Mudd
  Aunt Acid
May 19, 2023 10:54 pm

The demonrats job is to break everything, the repugnicans job is to see it never gets fixed.

i forget
i forget
May 18, 2023 3:46 pm

it is funny.

but clothes, costumes, don’t make … you know.

bespoke threads & these people are still lilliputian.

& gulliver’s still gullible.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 18, 2023 3:48 pm

He’s a senate vote rubber stamp. No brains required.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
May 18, 2023 3:50 pm

Representing the formerly great state of Penisylvania.

World War Zero
World War Zero
  Aunt Acid
May 18, 2023 3:58 pm

I almost see what you did there, Auntie

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
May 18, 2023 6:55 pm

A kid I grew up with ended up in Vietnam in ’65 or so … CIA found out that he was a great shot at very long distances … he ended up in Laos/Cambodia killing local leaders that didn’t go along with the drug empire that the CIA/mossad/Meyer Lansky crime syndicate were running there … 

He ended up killing a lot of folks … all for those bastards to run the biggest drug cartel on the planet … still is, I’d bet …

i forget
i forget
  Anthony Aaron
May 18, 2023 7:07 pm

“all for those bastards” … @what point, if any, does the kid who could shoot become a bastard, too?

I read some about Hathcock. He loved what he did. And any cover story would have almost certainly been fine.

Fiction versions by Stephen Hunter ~”Bob Lee Swagger”~ earlier versions more so, where the hired (military) killer “sees the light” & returns home to do super-hero stuff were pretty good.

Tex
Tex
May 18, 2023 4:44 pm

Ole Bernie. I recall when he was “running” for POTUS he made a comment women enjoy orgasms too much. Perhaps something to do with “birth control”. I’m only the reporter. Check it out. He DID say that.

Tex
Tex
  Tex
May 18, 2023 5:00 pm

Ah, another elephant in the room and not republicOn related I “hope”. lol

WTF
WTF
May 18, 2023 5:34 pm

Our entire government is a SNL skit.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  WTF
May 18, 2023 6:56 pm

More like a manure spreader … but, unlike grandpa’s farm, this manure is lower grade fertilizer and it’s laced with all sorts of poisons and toxins that are meant to kill US …

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Administrator
May 18, 2023 9:43 pm

The mockery of the electorate and public gets stronger with each and every appearance of the Festerman: a hoodie and the Ghetto shorts from a U.S. Senator at an official function. Penisylvanians must be button-bursting proud.

The end must be gettin real nigh.

aka.attrition
aka.attrition
  Administrator
May 19, 2023 5:55 am

The world is laughing, especially China and Russia.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
May 18, 2023 8:07 pm

This exclusive Good Old Boys Club now has a goober for a member.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 18, 2023 9:26 pm

They call themselves The Squad.

BL
BL
May 19, 2023 2:45 pm

To be clear, Fetterman is not slave to fashion. He is a walking cartoon created to destroy our traditional governance system.

J.D. Mudd
J.D. Mudd
May 19, 2023 10:50 pm

I can’t see why anyone would continue to question his mental fitness, he’s clearly still able to dress himself.