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Steve Z.
Steve Z.
April 24, 2023 5:06 pm

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

― H.L. Mencken, On Politics:

Ok, Joe beat Fetterman to the Presidency. But Fetterman will make a fine …next President.

Things are beyond absurd and we really can expect anything.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Steve Z.
April 24, 2023 6:03 pm

The movie Idiocracy is now, officially, a documentary.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
April 24, 2023 7:07 pm

Brawndo – Its got what plants like John Fetterman need.

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  MrLiberty
April 24, 2023 7:14 pm

Electrolytes!

k31
k31
  Just Thinking
April 24, 2023 9:55 pm

Does anyone even know what an electrolyte is?

Karen
Karen
  k31
April 24, 2023 10:49 pm

It is a smaller than normal electron. Which why it is called lyte. When you have too many of these lyte electrons you develop a hankering for other lyte things. Before you know it you’re drinking a Bud, wearing heels and stealing luggage.

k31
k31
  Karen
April 25, 2023 1:43 am

Wrong, Karen, it’s what the plants crave!

falconflight
falconflight
  k31
April 24, 2023 11:12 pm

dats dumb, its what we use to see in the dark.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  k31
April 24, 2023 11:39 pm

I see from other answers that nobody is taking your question seriously. Is it a serious question? In physiology, they are things like calcium, sodium, potassium that when ionized, become critical electron transfer molecules in muscle movements, and countless other chemical reactions in the body. Indeed, we all need electrolytes.

k31
k31
  MrLiberty
April 25, 2023 1:46 am

You mean the cations and anions of dissolved salts contributing to relative hydronium concentration and electrical potential gradients?

Wrong! See above.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  k31
April 25, 2023 12:50 am

It’s what plants crave.

k31
k31
  Aunt Acid
April 25, 2023 1:44 am

Got it in one.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  k31
April 25, 2023 7:48 am

I could use a hand job. Let’s go to Starbuck’s!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Steve Z.
April 25, 2023 10:48 am

Mencken, like Twain, was a keen observer of the realities of his time and place … and it’s funny how both of their observations are still applicable today …

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anthony Aaron
April 25, 2023 11:10 am

They both had a deep and intimate understanding of the human condition, which is why their observations are timeless.

Watching porn is one thing. Actually getting screwed? That’s another affair entirely.

BL
BL
April 24, 2023 5:13 pm

Remember that kneegrow from GA that was afraid Guam was going to tump over? Yeah well, that moran was a regulah Einstein next to Fetterman. PA must be so proud…..cough.

CONgress is a great place for the brain damaged, they fit in perfectly with the rest of the retards on the hill.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  BL
April 24, 2023 7:09 pm

Hey, that moran is my congresscum (well, he is the asshole that currently claims to “represent” the area in which I live that has been redrawn so many times it hurts). He clearly has brain damage (or is naturally just as stupid as he sounds). He insulted all the black crime victims from NYC the other day at a hearing by claiming they were all just props for the GOP.

CCRider
CCRider
April 24, 2023 5:30 pm

This is the political equivalent of the Johnstown flood. I spent 12 glorious years in Bucks County, north of Philadelphia-some of the most fulfilling years of my life. I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart (especially for the Mennonites who taught me humility and self-reliance) for those years. My whole family are still die-hard Eagles fans (are there any other kinds?) But for the sake of Christ will you stop making me root against you?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 24, 2023 5:54 pm

Can someone just take him out behind the barn? The whole Diane Feinstein thing is similar: She’s too senile to be senator, but not quite senile enough to be president.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Iska Waran
April 25, 2023 12:58 am

That’s the humiliation and mockery part of the show. The fossils of corruption that inhabit the criminally psychotic Leviathan on the Potomac.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Iska Waran
April 25, 2023 7:49 am

Softball season approaches! Keep the faith, bro!

World War Zero
World War Zero
April 24, 2023 5:58 pm

The “voters” have spoken! Of what, they know not.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  World War Zero
April 24, 2023 7:10 pm

The quotes are absolutely necessary. There is absolutely NO REASON to believe that this clown actually got more votes than the other idiot that was running.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  MrLiberty
April 25, 2023 10:50 am

And don’t forget, in the same midterm election last year, the good people of Pennsylvania elected a dead person to federal office …

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  World War Zero
April 25, 2023 7:50 am

I thought that was a fart. What else have I missed?

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 24, 2023 6:46 pm

Cognitive ability tests should be a prerequisite to run for elected office , graduate from high school and college!
With the current crop of political players there seems to be brain damaged stroke victims and high school graduates from the Baltimore City School System
If it’s medical issues or just stupidity either way all that brain dead weight on the democrats side could make the Capitol slide into the Potomac full filling a congressional prophecy 🙏🙏🙏🙏

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
April 25, 2023 7:52 am

That used to be the responsibility of the FBI. Now that they’ve become the F.I.B. all that’s right out the window.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 25, 2023 1:20 pm

Tests are racist

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
April 24, 2023 7:39 pm

Dr. Lexus sez it best:

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Aunt Acid
April 24, 2023 7:52 pm

As they demand more black doctors, more black pilots, more black engineers, etc. REGARDLESS OF THEIR ABILITY TO DO THE JOB, HANDLE THE CLASSWORK, ABILITY TO LEARN, ETC. Idiocracy is now a documentary.

Euddie
Euddie
April 24, 2023 8:54 pm

Fetterman middle school nick name?

“Marionette”

Oh SNAP!
Oh SNAP!
April 24, 2023 9:50 pm

NOT aware that walter reed Had a facility that far South!

The History of Shrunken Heads

The History of Shrunken Heads

ryan
ryan
April 24, 2023 10:37 pm

Michael Yon refers to Biden as a Dog King. Obviously Fetterman has been placed with the same intent. I knew as soon as I saw that man that he would “win” the election over Dr Oz. Being ruled by a Dog King is meant to demoralize and humiliate those ruled upon, as well as to make them appear weak to their enemies.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  ryan
April 25, 2023 7:57 am

The problem with humiliating most anyone is that sooner or later, they’re going to kill you for it …and everyone is born with a different length fuse. Predictably unpredictable.

falconflight
falconflight
April 24, 2023 11:14 pm

Kakistocracy Now! Maybe a competitor podcast/show to Democracy Now!

TLate
TLate
April 25, 2023 9:43 am

So are we supposed to believe the “majority” of Americans in Pennsylvania voted for a guy with clear mental health issues? Same for Americans voting for a President who clearly has mental health issues/dementia. Both wins better have been from election fraud because if not, this country is a lost cause. Why you ask….because you can fix election fraud, but you cannot fix stupid.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  TLate
April 25, 2023 10:54 am

Sorry to disagree … but given the control of and corruption in major parts of the Nation by either democrats and/or RINOs, election fraud is likely to be beyond fixing …