Happy Ending Stories

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CCRider
CCRider
October 24, 2022 2:48 pm

A real happy ending would have an orca swim up to them gobble down the fat coons and then give the kitty a ride back to shore.

brewer55
brewer55
  CCRider
October 24, 2022 3:00 pm

ROTFLOL! I hear ya, brotha!

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  CCRider
October 24, 2022 4:15 pm

When I worked the oil spill in 1989 in Seward. They released a sea otter that was rescued and cleaned, and an Orca came up and ate it. Really funny and sad at the same time.

UncleJack
UncleJack
  AKJOHN
October 25, 2022 4:04 pm

I remember Rush talking about that. There were school field trips to see the otter release and everything. A hard, but necessary life lesson.

RiNS
RiNS
October 24, 2022 2:48 pm

there seems to be a running theme to all this argy bargy business….
can’t put my finger on it..

Both of these animal lovers arrested they will have to postpone their engineering degrees to get the felony charges sorted..

brewer55
brewer55
October 24, 2022 3:00 pm

Now, the question; what is Natalia selling???

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  brewer55
October 24, 2022 3:30 pm

Herself. Her wildest dreams as an influencer are about to come true.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
October 24, 2022 3:11 pm

Hero’s come in all packages. Bravo little lady. What a cutie.

Richard Cranium
Richard Cranium
October 24, 2022 3:36 pm

Natalia is missing her Boris.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
October 24, 2022 4:21 pm

Their treatment of dogs is no better.

Ginger
Ginger
October 24, 2022 4:35 pm

Meanwhile over at Haulover Inlet:

Voltara
Voltara
  Ginger
October 24, 2022 5:06 pm

Frankly I like the fambly in the boat more than the yabbering stooge doing the commentary

thetruthonly
thetruthonly
  Ginger
October 24, 2022 5:25 pm

There are many YouTube channels that show the horrors and idiots of Haulover, including people with more money than brains. That was a good one. I’ve learned watching those many times that had they not over loaded it and had trimmed the engine up a little to force the bow up, that probably would not have happened.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  thetruthonly
October 24, 2022 6:26 pm

or turn on the bilge pump, you can clearly see it wasn’t on the whole time until the rescue party arrives and turns it on.

Long Time Lurker
Long Time Lurker
  thetruthonly
October 25, 2022 12:49 am

Yep! trim that bitch way up, way more throttle, get the boat about 30 degree angle plowing a big hole behind ya….

VOWG
VOWG
  thetruthonly
October 25, 2022 6:41 am

Bingo.

VOWG
VOWG
  Ginger
October 25, 2022 6:40 am

Just too dumb to realize that the motor was driving the overloaded bow under and increasing the amount of water in the boat. There is word for that.

Freeland_Dave
Freeland_Dave
October 24, 2022 5:51 pm

I don’t avocate executing these people but I would remove any children they might have and send them to loving homes and then permanently nutering these two so they cannot produce and raise more deviants. I’d also put them on a diet and reeducation program for 15 years or so in a prison.

Uncompromising
Uncompromising
October 24, 2022 6:09 pm

“If you don’t want me to throw the cat, then give me $1,000 right now.”

Ha, ha that’s some funny shit right there

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
October 24, 2022 6:13 pm

I wonder if by chance that Natalia might be up for adoption? I could use a good person like this in my life.

Boogieman
Boogieman
October 24, 2022 6:57 pm

fucking niggers

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Boogieman
October 25, 2022 6:53 am

Stop it. STOP IT!!! You’re giving “fucking” a bad name.

GW
GW
October 24, 2022 6:59 pm

Buck & sow with a kitten. What could go wrong?

Doug
Doug
October 24, 2022 7:22 pm

It’s never too late if you were supposed to be aborted and were birthed by mistake.

fujigm
fujigm
  Doug
October 24, 2022 10:15 pm

Hear tell the progs are pushing that post-natal abortion schtik.
I’m good wit that.
Up to the age of 50.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
October 24, 2022 7:33 pm

I agree with most of his premises. He says people don’t think and he is correct. However, just saying it was not physically possible for that many bodies to be cremated or that no one was gassed are statements he’d have to prove with facts for any thinking person to take him seriously. I am a Catholic and I cry bs on that part of what he stated.
There seem to be far more available data points to prove the nazi murder numbers than to support this priests statements.
My reading would lead me to state that the numbers are at least as high as 6mil and there were many others including Catholics, homosexuals, etc. Just looking at the population levels of jews before and after WWII shows a huge drop. Then there are the many eyewitness testimonies from within the camps and soldiers who liberated the inmates. The ovens ran continuously and piles of gold from teeth and many tons of clothes and other personal belongings were accumulated. The clawing marks on the inside of the gas chambers was not put there by people being de-loused.

Machinist
Machinist
  Anon y mous
October 24, 2022 10:09 pm

Would you like some sacramental wine to choke down some of that propaganda?

Vetmike
Vetmike
October 24, 2022 7:35 pm

They are already out on bail ,cause that is just what they do.

Ginger
Ginger
  Vetmike
October 24, 2022 7:42 pm

And the kitten has already been adopted by a Mr. Ho Chin, proud owner of Chin’s Super China Buffet.

Dan
Dan
October 24, 2022 10:23 pm

Fucking niggers.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Dan
October 25, 2022 6:53 am

You too!!

exordis
exordis
October 24, 2022 10:43 pm

Turn the perps into cat food or use them as shark bait.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
October 25, 2022 6:54 am

Motherfucking niggers!