The Halfrican walks to the end of the bar where he finds a monkey sitting on a bar stool. He hits the monkey on top of the head. the monkey hops down, gives the Halfrican a blowjob and hops back on the barstool.
“Would you like to try that, half wit?”
” I guess so. Just don’t hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!”
My Dad told me that one on the occasion of my 18th birthday. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving! I got a good one about a stuttering hunchback and a hobo. I’ll try to fit it in when it’s appropriate to the topic…so…might be a while?
Or 2 dummies waiting for the ventriloquist … hard to tell …
Doug
November 5, 2022 4:08 pm
Coal miners daughter…
Leah
November 5, 2022 4:15 pm
Fetterman: Why is he smiling? Am I supposed to be smiling, too? Why am I here? I want my wifey.
Obummer: Can I stop smiling now?
willem
November 5, 2022 4:25 pm
“I was working in the lab, late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight…”
Boogieman
November 5, 2022 4:36 pm
Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of “The Slob and the Con Man do America”. Tuesday night on MSM.
ASIG
November 5, 2022 4:39 pm
Pitcher and Receiver.
Ooze the other one
November 5, 2022 4:42 pm
Constipated Democrat: My gerbil is going really slow today.
Recently-Reamed Democrat: Let me be clear, that’s my hand up there, honey-bear.
Anonymous
November 5, 2022 4:57 pm
Tweedle dee and tweedle dumb
mr keebassa
November 5, 2022 5:13 pm
Moochelle finishes her transition surgery.
Saxons Wrath
November 5, 2022 5:23 pm
Tweedle -Dum and Tweedle-Dumber….
Dave
November 5, 2022 5:37 pm
Ogre on the left makes the tranny on the right look smart!
EN2 SS
November 5, 2022 5:41 pm
I’m betting this big clown has a bigger dlk than Big Mike has, hold on while I get my pants down.
Anonymous
November 5, 2022 6:14 pm
One of these men cannot speak without a teleprompter, cannot remember where he stands on issues, is a facade of competence and leadership propped up by the MSM and the DNC that will toe the party line when told what it is.
The other man had a stroke.
Captain Quaalude
November 5, 2022 6:25 pm
The Nigger and The Neck
Fatman from Oz
November 5, 2022 6:26 pm
Is that his finger or fist up my arse?
IWantYourDOR
November 5, 2022 6:41 pm
“Dude, I told you to wear a suit! Your running for the fucking US Senate! For fucks sake, just smile would ya?”
Barry sez… I fondly remember the 1st time John ran into me (numerous repetitions, real slowly) it was unfettered love at first pump. I couldn’t sit down for a week without making suction noises & had to wear Depends that whole time. I nick-named him Stretch. A good time was had by all.
We’ve had a very ful-filling friendship ever since. Mikey, er, Michelle likes him too. It’s fun to watch the 2 of them frolic around the house taking turns being the horse & the rider.
Obbledy
November 5, 2022 7:48 pm
It’s the WHITE Volvo……..
Gary Olson
November 5, 2022 8:16 pm
Outspoken black preacher heals white man’s cancer with uplifting prayer on the evils of racism.
Sezsue
November 5, 2022 8:27 pm
Here’s a two fer…
* Moron of a Ventriloquist *
arc
November 5, 2022 8:58 pm
Looks like a text book example of slimshady and milkdud
– arc
Anonymous
November 5, 2022 9:21 pm
Are there people dumb enough to vote for us???
Anonymous
November 5, 2022 9:27 pm
obama has his right hand up his rear end
Idaho
November 5, 2022 9:58 pm
Festerman was a dumb fuck before his stroke from stuffing his pinhole with pizza and beer 24/7. then he poses with the former fag in chief. Where is Obugger’s hand?
Thunder
November 5, 2022 10:25 pm
Hair today gone tomorrow.
Captn.Jack
November 5, 2022 10:44 pm
How far inside his back are the controls? Looks like a long reach.
Anonymous
November 5, 2022 10:50 pm
So you really think election reform can stop us from getting incapable people into office? Watch THIS!!!
Colorado Artist
November 5, 2022 11:20 pm
The brain you stole, Fritz. Think of it. The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made with my own hands!
fckjoebiden
November 5, 2022 11:54 pm
Absolute incoherence is not a disqualifier for the democrat vote. Total Marxist compliance is their main requirement. Barry Hussein-0 thinks he can puppeteer the big ape same way he does with brain-dead biden. Good luck fagggot.
bucknp
November 6, 2022 12:46 am
I read Oprah “abandoned” Oz and endorsed Fetterman. The Oprah Oz Fetterman trio.
rhs jr
November 6, 2022 2:04 am
Pick your poison: a marxist moron promoted by a Traitor or a muslim.
If I had a son…..
Stan and Ollie.
Why on earth would you slander one of the greatest comedy teams of all time?
It’s a joke, fool.
Too harsh. Apologies. They are both slap-stick.
A half wit and a halfrican walk into a gay bar.
Grinning like a skunk eating shyte.
The Halfrican walks to the end of the bar where he finds a monkey sitting on a bar stool. He hits the monkey on top of the head. the monkey hops down, gives the Halfrican a blowjob and hops back on the barstool.
“Would you like to try that, half wit?”
” I guess so. Just don’t hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!”
Good one !!! TN Patriot
My Dad told me that one on the occasion of my 18th birthday. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving! I got a good one about a stuttering hunchback and a hobo. I’ll try to fit it in when it’s appropriate to the topic…so…might be a while?
Obama – “I’ll catch if you pitch”
Fetterman had a hundred dollar bill and a bag of coke he scored with some mulatto prostitute..
Do they have bathhouses in Pennsylvania? Asking for a friend.
Leaders of the
FreeClown WorldI GONNA FUCK DIS MONGREL WIV ME UGLY BALD HEAD
Two Traitors
“Uttin’ on uh Riiitts!”
“For safety’s sake! Do not humiliate him!”
We shan’t see this level of genius comedy-sarcasm again, although everyone at TBP neees to see “Death of Stalin” — whoa Nelly!
Abaluly baby! First time I saw some of it was surfing. Recorded it and was amazed how well it was done.
WINNER!!!!!!
Dumb and Dumber…?
Dumber and dumberer.
4 assholes….no waiting.
“And… uhhh… shadow… uhhh… me…. my!”
Talking to a customer of mine, who’s a republican now, but voted for Obama twice.
He thinks Obama was a great president.
Can everyone blast the fuck out of him.
I’ll send article to him.
Thanks
Fetterman, receiving more support from the LGBTQ leadership.
Uncle Festerman and cousin It.
Meet our new butler, lurch!
Lurch posing with a stroke victim.
Sword Crossing Fags Seeking Adulation.
Big Mike gonna be jealous wiff dat shit, yo.
Ventriloquist with his dummy.
That’s what it looks like to me
Or 2 dummies waiting for the ventriloquist … hard to tell …
Coal miners daughter…
Fetterman: Why is he smiling? Am I supposed to be smiling, too? Why am I here? I want my wifey.
Obummer: Can I stop smiling now?
“I was working in the lab, late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight…”
Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of “The Slob and the Con Man do America”. Tuesday night on MSM.
Pitcher and Receiver.
Constipated Democrat: My gerbil is going really slow today.
Recently-Reamed Democrat: Let me be clear, that’s my hand up there, honey-bear.
Tweedle dee and tweedle dumb
Moochelle finishes her transition surgery.
Tweedle -Dum and Tweedle-Dumber….
Ogre on the left makes the tranny on the right look smart!
I’m betting this big clown has a bigger dlk than Big Mike has, hold on while I get my pants down.
One of these men cannot speak without a teleprompter, cannot remember where he stands on issues, is a facade of competence and leadership propped up by the MSM and the DNC that will toe the party line when told what it is.
The other man had a stroke.
The Nigger and The Neck
Is that his finger or fist up my arse?
“Dude, I told you to wear a suit! Your running for the fucking US Senate! For fucks sake, just smile would ya?”
Yeah, I’d like to meet his tailor… “Robo-Sew-Meaux 2000,” with the “Ham(mer)-FisteR Shear Ram-Rod” option, I think it is.
Obummer: “I am dark, and you are light.”
Federmann: “You are blind as a bat, and I have sight!
Side by side, you are my amigo,
Negro, let’s not fiiiiiiiight!”
Obummer: “Ebony, ivory
Living in perfect harmony.”
Federmann: “Salt and pepper,
Sammy and Dean
Stevie and me are peachy keen!”
Caveman & the Kenyan…
Or
Shrek Loves His Donkey
…coming soon to a theater near you
Easy with the Donkey, now!
Barry sez… I fondly remember the 1st time John ran into me (numerous repetitions, real slowly) it was unfettered love at first pump. I couldn’t sit down for a week without making suction noises & had to wear Depends that whole time. I nick-named him Stretch. A good time was had by all.
We’ve had a very ful-filling friendship ever since. Mikey, er, Michelle likes him too. It’s fun to watch the 2 of them frolic around the house taking turns being the horse & the rider.
It’s the WHITE Volvo……..
Outspoken black preacher heals white man’s cancer with uplifting prayer on the evils of racism.
Here’s a two fer…
* Moron of a Ventriloquist *
Looks like a text book example of slimshady and milkdud
– arc
Are there people dumb enough to vote for us???
obama has his right hand up his rear end
Festerman was a dumb fuck before his stroke from stuffing his pinhole with pizza and beer 24/7. then he poses with the former fag in chief. Where is Obugger’s hand?
Hair today gone tomorrow.
How far inside his back are the controls? Looks like a long reach.
So you really think election reform can stop us from getting incapable people into office? Watch THIS!!!
The brain you stole, Fritz. Think of it. The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made with my own hands!
Absolute incoherence is not a disqualifier for the democrat vote. Total Marxist compliance is their main requirement. Barry Hussein-0 thinks he can puppeteer the big ape same way he does with brain-dead biden. Good luck fagggot.
I read Oprah “abandoned” Oz and endorsed Fetterman. The Oprah Oz Fetterman trio.
Pick your poison: a marxist moron promoted by a Traitor or a muslim.