Poor Paul Pelosi is Living a Lie

Guest Post by Pat Smith

No one will ever confuse me as a fan of the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi and her conniving rent seeking family but I do have to thank her husband Paul for expanding my lexicon.  I now know what a rent boy is.  For the uninitiated, a “Rent Boy” is a young male prostitute who provides peccadilloes for older wealthy male clients.  82-year-old Paul Pelosi has hired the services of a rent boy at least one time that we know of a second time that we probably know of, and undoubtedly numerous times that we never heard of, and probably never will.

The time we do know of occurred early in the morning of October 28 when Paul hired David Depape as a rent boy.  Whoa, whoa, hold on there.  David Depape is an Ultra-MAGA right wing nutjob who wanted to kidnap the Speaker of the House of Representatives and hold her hostage, break her kneecaps, and deliver her mangled body to the ghoul in Mara Laga as a Halloween present.  Well, that’s the narrative anyway.  The truth is a little more complicated.  More on that in a minute.

The time we probably heard of was this summer when Paul was buzzing around Napa in his Porsche while on a wine load.  A missed stop sign and a crash later he was in in the dock for a DUI.  What’s suspicious about the DUI was there happened to be a male witness who just happened to be standing by the side of the road in the exact location where the crash occurred.  What a coincidence, especially when you consider that where the accident occurred wasn’t exactly Time Square.

Seems a little strange that witness would be at this exact intersection at 10:30 at night when the crash occurred.  But with the Pelosis coincidences such as these or normal occurrences.  What’s more likely is the witness was in the car with Paul and got the hell out of there right after the crash thereby claiming to be a witness and not a participant.

We will never know for sure since the court records are sealed up tighter than Nancy’s Botoxed face, but it’s safe to assume that Paul was driving home with a young male at 10:30 on a Saturday night while his wife was 3000 miles away.  I can also assume that in addition to San Francisco, rent boys are available for hire in locales such as Napa, California.

Back to Mr. Depape.  This deranged lunatic supposedly broke into the Pelosi home without triggering a single alarm.  Maybe Paul forgot to set the alarm.  You know, coincidence.  Also, the Capitol police have cameras all over the property, but no one bothered to look at any of the footage on the night in question.  Another coincidence, or are they told not to look at the footage when Nancy is away?

Also, when someone breaks into a house from the outside the shards of broken glass end up inside the house.  The picture below shows the window bowed outward and most of the broken glass on the outside steps.  Perhaps the deranged lunatic grabbed a broom immediately upon entering and swept the broken glass out onto the steps and then closed the door behind him.

If that is the case Mr. Depape is a rent boy and custodian all in one.  More likely, the break in was staged.  Poorly.  Since all of Paul’s crimes are of the white-collar variety, he can be forgiven for not knowing how to properly stage a break in.

Inside the house the coincidences continue to pile up.  First Paul asks and is allowed to use the bathroom.  Normally, kidnappers don’t let their victims out of their site but again, nothing is normal when it involves the Pelosis.  Perhaps, since Mr. Depape was considerate enough to sweep the glass out onto the porch, he is considerate enough to grant this request.

Once inside, Paul springs into action, retrieves his cell phone which is charging in the bathroom.  Who charges their phone in the bathroom?  Are there no outlets in the master suite?  Again, coincidences.  Paul calls 911 from the bathroom and leaves the speaker phone on allowing David to talk to the dispatcher.  David calmly says, “my name is David, I’m a friend of theirs.”  So, the deranged lunatic allows his victim to call 911 and then joins on the call.

Not normal behavior in such events but in this case, just another coincidence.  Anyway, the dispatcher rightly believes something odd is afoot and immediately sends the police for a “wellness check.”  Normal response times in San Francisco for 911 calls is between 270 and 300 days, but in this case the police arrive in about 3 minutes.  Once there the police deliver 2 stories.  The official version is:

San Francisco police arrived a few minutes later and rang the doorbell.

“Defendant directed Mr. Pelosi not to open the door. But Mr. Pelosi opened the door with his left hand,” according to a motion to detain DePape without bail. “As the door opened, the two men stood in the dimly lit foyer facing the officers. Mr. Pelosi nervously but calmly greeted them.

“When the officer asked what was going on, Defendant smiled and said, ‘everything’s good’ and pulled his hands toward his body. When an officer turned on his flashlight, Defendant could be seen holding the bottom handle of the hammer with one hand and Mr. Pelosi’s right arm with the other. Mr. Pelosi had his hand on the top of the handle near the hammer itself. One officer ordered, ‘Drop the hammer!’ At the same time, Defendant raised the hammer and said, ‘um, nope.'”

DePape allegedly broke free from Pelosi’s grip and cracked him in the head. Responding officers tackled him immediately.

Paul Pelosi attack bodycam, 911 call remain undisclosed as suspect David DePape due back in court | Fox News

A second report that was issued by the noted right wing conspiracy outfit NBC News stated the Paul opened the door by himself and instead of rushing out of the house into the safety of the police walked back several steps to the waiting Depape who then bopped him in the head with the hammer.  After committing this heinous random act of journalism, NBC has since retracted the report, but the internet is forever so the report lives on and can be accessed here.

NBC silent after retracting Paul Pelosi report under mysterious circumstances | Fox News

So instead of Nancy being kneecapped, it looks like Nancy kneecapped NBC.

In order to believe any of this, you need to twist yourself into a logical pretzel and trust a string of outrageous coincidences.  Glass on the outside of the broken door, alarms that fail to go off, no one is watching closed circuit cameras,  kidnapper allows his victim to call 911, kidnapper joins 911 call and finally kidnapper waits near the front door for the police to arrive.  That’s a lot of swallow, especially when you consider Occam’s Razor is staring you in the face.

Occam’s Razor is the 14^th century theory that posits that when there a multiple scenarios, the simplest is the most likely.  The simplest theory here is that David Depape was invited into the Pelosi  home by Paul for a rough shag that got a little too rough while Nancy was 3000 miles away.  William of Ockham has spoken.

What I would like to know is why all the mysterious cloak and dagger?  Why can’t Paul just let his freak flag fly?  If you want to drive around with rent boys in Napa or invite them to your palatial San Francisco estate, go and do it.  There is no reason to allow yourself to get whacked in the head to cover up your gay instincts.  Pick up the Pride flag, (the traditional one, not the one with all the tranny additives) and wave it for all the world to see.

Democrats are always going on about gay rights, but when it comes to one of their own, they instantly turn into Jerry Falwell. I say enough.  It’s time for Paul and every other 82-year-old Democrat queer to come out of the closet, or in this instance, the bathroom.  And for Paul Pelosi, it won’t change a thing.  He was a “Nancy Boy” before, and he will be a “Nancy Boy” after.

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