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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 1:49 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:20 pm

As some of our Border Patrol agents have had the temerity to state — virtually every mexican entering the United States illegally has their mexican voter registration card … otherwise they can’t vote — and they apparently they think that it’s valid here in the United States.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
November 18, 2022 2:44 pm

It is in blue cities

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
November 18, 2022 2:45 pm

Wonder why they think that?

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
November 18, 2022 11:47 pm

Well, demonrats believe black people are too stupid to get an ID.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 1:50 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:40 pm

Amen *ends salute

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:36 pm

I haven’t thought of the Pledge of Allegiance in decades but I can still cite it by heart (I’m Canadian but I grew up in the States).

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 8:28 am

Then where the fuck is my grift!

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 1:53 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:20 pm

Those are not ‘people’ … they’re droids with poor imitations of human faces …

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 8:30 am

This must be some kind of sophisticated humor….memes mocking memes. I guess this knuckle dragger doesn’t get it.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 1:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:37 pm

Well, at least she shaves her balls.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 1:55 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:42 pm

Can’t be true, cause men get pregnant all the time i am told

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
November 19, 2022 6:37 pm

Maybe butt babies don’t make you swell up so much.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  The True Nolan
November 19, 2022 11:09 pm

I think all butt babies are brown aren’t they?…unfair, rasiss, I say!

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 1:55 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:12 pm

And not ONE BIT OF PIE was shared with the folks from Venezuela that showed up by bus.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
November 18, 2022 2:39 pm

What ever happened to those wonderful freedom seekers I wonder. Not a single word about them ever again!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 18, 2022 2:47 pm

Has there even been more busses and flights?

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Anonymous
November 21, 2022 4:08 pm

Some lawyer is now arguing that they are victims of a “crime”, so they are entitled to green cards. America is not a serious nation.

bauls
bauls
  MrLiberty
November 18, 2022 2:43 pm

Don’t want nothing to do with “her” pie

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 1:57 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:38 pm

I’m pretty good at finding it with my feet.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
November 19, 2022 8:33 am

That might be Bob, but can you find it in the dark like me.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:01 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:40 pm

…who then sent it to FTX who then sent it to Joe Biden.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:40 pm

This week Michelle discusses how to shave one’s balls.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:41 pm

And that’s saying something with Fetterman in the fold.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
November 19, 2022 12:39 am

FJB has been a total idiot for more years than Fetter has been alive and just about as many in gov’t handout!

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:42 pm

Haven’t you ever heard of coincidence? Election denier! Nazi!

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
November 19, 2022 12:40 am

nothing to see here, just move along.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 19, 2022 6:47 pm

Demoncrap motto: Just keep counting until we win

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:07 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 8:34 am

Hater!

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:07 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:14 pm

This has ALWAYS been my position.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:20 pm

And they all hang out in the back room plotting the next thing they’ll ‘argue’ about while distracting the masses from their next piece of opposite named legislation – CARES act, Patriot Act, Inflation Reduction Act and on to infinity.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
November 19, 2022 12:42 am

how else could they all leave office rich from lobbyist money with no trace and no taxes?

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:43 pm

Leave the retard alone!

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:09 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:23 pm

Send them back across the border … ‘by any means necessary’, as Nancy Lugosi (the beast from the bay) says …

Jack
Jack
  Anthony Aaron
November 18, 2022 2:54 pm

Operation Splash-back

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:10 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:56 pm

It takes a person with a wall around their house to advocate that no wall is needed down on the border.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 18, 2022 3:24 pm

Add taxpayer funded armed guards and surveillance.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 8:37 am

More hate. Shouldn’t we be talking about the children?

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:11 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:59 pm

When you are done securing Ukraine’s border could you…forget it.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:59 pm

Never forget the forgetter…

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:13 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:25 pm

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bauls
bauls
  Anthony Aaron
November 18, 2022 2:47 pm

Ol bill would probably hit that for old times sake, thinking it was hillary

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 3:00 pm

3, 3 assholes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 18, 2022 10:11 pm

So, 5?

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:20 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 3:27 pm

Also true of my German Shepherds. Though I might add the flesh ripping jaws as a feature.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 18, 2022 9:26 pm

Any shepherd breed.

Greybeard
Greybeard
  nkit
November 18, 2022 10:53 pm

Selective hearing!
LOL.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Greybeard
November 19, 2022 8:52 am

It works for me. It REALLY works for me.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:23 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
  nkit
November 18, 2022 8:51 pm

OMG.. Um yes pls.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Sabyre
November 19, 2022 11:20 pm

She’s already on her knees, so right,yes pls!

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:24 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 8:53 am

Oh…………OH……………………………ahhhhhhhhhh.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob

Yes Joe, I luv you long ti…Joe! what happen??

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:25 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 8:54 am

I’d like to make her my “inmate”.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob

OK Joe, we try again maybe?? 2nd time be long ti…OH! guess not Joe…you no get money back Joe!!

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:27 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 8:55 am

The last 2 down votes….really?.
We need to talk.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:31 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
  nkit
November 18, 2022 8:53 pm

Wow! Stunning

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
November 19, 2022 12:50 am

somebody needs to find and remove that damn fag from here.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:33 pm

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Amb. Cornholio
Amb. Cornholio
  nkit
November 18, 2022 5:12 pm

It’s official, I am no longer Sen. Cornynholio, from now on I am Ambassador Cornholio.
I am the Ambassador from Texas who lusts after beautiful Asian women.
The Great Cornholio is going to SCORE !!!

nkit
nkit
  Amb. Cornholio
November 18, 2022 6:13 pm

Go get ’em, Cornholio

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Amb. Cornholio
November 19, 2022 12:53 am

wishful thinking on your part but you can try?

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:37 pm

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bauls
bauls
  Administrator
November 18, 2022 2:50 pm

And ironically get pregnant. That scissoering is some crazy powerful stuff

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:42 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:54 pm

except it wouldn’t wane
sad

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:48 pm

Same thing that happened to Kari’s votes.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:47 pm

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