FRIDAY FAIL

Food - 8-8790 HE death.

facepalm 4th of july spelling - 8244201728

farts headline news fail nation g rated - 8025440000

ouch timing photography - 7168228608

escalator gif ouch temporarily stairs fail nation - 7941777664

cars special delivery dangerous - 8111761152

ouch whoops gifs - 8152398080

escalator Hall of Fame store table - 6214288384

party-fails-what-is-it-that-you-do-again

ouch gifs diving board pool fail nation g rated - 8374852352

party-fails-be-cool-be-cool

girls park swing set - 6211540736

sign accidental sexy cars - 8371476736

lock facepalm bike fail nation g rated - 8378552832

guns juxtaposition not for kids safety first - 5485749760

news Probably bad News funny fail nation g rated - 7825189120

car highway - 6310525952

Television

Car - epsi pepsi

tax dollars at work thats-racist - 5902879744

drunk kissing - 6229946624

engrish funny fortune cookie forever alone - 6657393152

ouch rope gifs summer g rated fail nation - 8303394304

drinking FAIL gifs whoops - 6563151872

whoops motorcycle police fail nation g rated - 7412611840

drugs Probably bad News meth tipping fail nation - 7993897472

gross headline newspaper - 6788823296

scissors - 6827287296

cars fail nation g rated oh china Probably bad News trucks - 5999341824

eating toilet paper - 6414615296

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:48 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:54 pm

Be a littl more interesting if she turned around

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
November 18, 2022 9:40 pm

Fun with Tannerite…

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:50 pm

I want to sleep there tonight.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
November 19, 2022 9:03 am

Sorry, I’m not gonna invite you.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:51 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
November 19, 2022 12:59 am

I want to volunteer to do my patriotic duty.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:52 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
  nkit
November 18, 2022 7:10 pm

Hot asians, hot redheads…how about a hot middle eastern woman?

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Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  Rise Up
November 19, 2022 2:35 am

Or how about the holy grail- a hot sheeboon.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:54 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 18, 2022 2:56 pm

Taco Bell time again.

bauls
bauls
  MrLiberty
November 18, 2022 7:00 pm

Possibly chipolte

Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
November 18, 2022 9:44 pm

If only there was someway to tap all of that energy being given freely

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:54 pm

Dominion has tabulated the votes and Gladys (on the right) is the new Miss Oregon!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 18, 2022 5:18 pm

Either Jane or Nancy, not Gladys.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 5:33 pm

I’m not too keen the one you’re gonna get.

bauls
bauls
  nkit
November 18, 2022 7:01 pm

Don’t think there is a big enough male chicken there to win in oregon

Rise Up
Rise Up
  nkit
November 18, 2022 7:11 pm

Ellie Mae!

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:57 pm

Those guys aren’t paying any attention, but I bet those benches are really uncomfortable.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:57 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
November 18, 2022 3:01 pm

He must be a ben and Jerry’s guy, so had no interest

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:58 pm

Not me. Present it for the licking, honey.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 4:59 pm

What’s that falling out of the fireball? Oh, it’s a passport!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
November 18, 2022 5:19 pm

A fire and disaster proof passport.

bauls
bauls
  MrLiberty
November 18, 2022 7:06 pm

It’s like a 4th of July display…nothing to see here move along and pass massive government overreach, just like the founding fathers intended. Took me a long time (I was young) before I realized everything gov does is for the best /s

bauls
bauls
  bauls
November 18, 2022 7:06 pm

Crap probably on another list now 🙁

Just Waiting
Just Waiting
  bauls
November 18, 2022 8:40 pm

“Read your history. There’s only one list. We’re all on it” Larry Arnold

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Bob P
November 19, 2022 2:58 pm

Someone correct me if I am wrong, but initially they reported TWO passports.

Kinda reminds me of Lee Harvey Oswald’s wallet and ID being found next to Officer Tippet’s murdered body.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  nkit
November 18, 2022 7:13 pm

Impossible.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 7:32 pm

The beginning of building 7 collapse.
Two planes cause three iron buildings to collapse.
Sheeple.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:59 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 9:37 pm

Fake CGI shadows.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 2:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 5:00 pm

Pancaking my arse.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:00 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
November 18, 2022 7:07 pm

Bob, you might like her pankaking your arse

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 5:01 pm

No, I said over here. Pick ’em up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 8:02 pm

Ahhh … another load of Ikea furniture …

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:02 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
November 18, 2022 9:13 pm

Perfect survival beverage

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 5:02 pm

Sunday morning in Buffalo.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
November 19, 2022 6:27 pm

Does remind me of my first 16 years, yes.

Idaho
Idaho
  nkit
November 18, 2022 8:40 pm

hurt bad or dead. ice is heavy.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 5:04 pm

I have just the thing to stick into that cubbyhole.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:06 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
November 18, 2022 7:26 pm

Thafully the Dr found no abnormalies during the standard chiropractic exam

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 10:28 am

Look closely at the 2 mans hands….they don’t belong to 1 guy.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:06 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
November 18, 2022 7:11 pm

Doubt he even has a jack that would work so it’s a non issue

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:08 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 8:04 pm

Jeff Goldblum had the line in the original ‘Jurassic Park’ … ‘Life always finds a way.’

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 5:06 pm

Remember the joke from the early 90s?

“What’s Magic stand for?”

“My ass got infected, coach.”

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:09 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 9:14 am

Michelle Monaghan is smokin’ hot.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:11 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 18, 2022 8:05 pm

The original fustercluck …

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:12 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
November 19, 2022 6:29 pm

I don’t even care if it is roadkill, it looks delicious!

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:14 pm

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Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  nkit
November 18, 2022 3:47 pm

There’s an attitude I cannot afford at any age.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
November 19, 2022 2:15 pm

Kick his ass!!!!

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 18, 2022 5:07 pm

I want to ride that.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
November 18, 2022 5:22 pm

So does he.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 9:16 am

This is the intro to the porn mov……..never mind…never mind.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:15 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
November 18, 2022 7:15 pm

Well known fact that standing outside w/o an underwire bra makes you immune to lighting sstrikes. The more you know.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:16 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
November 18, 2022 7:16 pm

Very impressive sky today

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 9:19 am

Hmmm….am I to “wonder” if this is a real “woman” or just believe my eyes?

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:17 pm

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bauls
bauls
  nkit
November 18, 2022 7:17 pm

Ehh not so much, guess the sky is ok, give it an A for effort

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:18 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 18, 2022 5:23 pm

Put Zelensky in the driver’s seat and turn Putin loose.

bauls
bauls
  MrLiberty
November 18, 2022 7:19 pm

Looks like my wife was running late again

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 9:21 am
The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
November 19, 2022 6:20 pm

It’ll buff out.

Of course I mean the scratches on the tank.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:20 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 19, 2022 9:22 am

Smokin’ hot with a tat. What a waste.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:20 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 18, 2022 5:23 pm

Things are looking up.

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:22 pm

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ArKayne
ArKayne
  nkit
November 19, 2022 4:32 pm

Dunno…I would have went with “acquaint your facial features with some fire treated clay masks.”

nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 18, 2022 3:23 pm

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