SAN FRANCISCO, CA — After posting a Twitter poll that seemed to indicate most Twitter users want him to step down from Twitter’s leadership, Elon Musk has revealed that millions of mail-in ballots sent in yesterday confirmed most people want him to stay.
“Initially the poll seemed to indicate that the majority of users and bots wish me gone, but that was a mirage,” said Musk as he emerged from a dark, windowless room with stacks of ballots. “It looks like we got an overnight dump of 2 million mail-in votes that all say they want me to stay in charge of Twitter! Imagine that! Vox Populi Vox Dei!”
The dump reportedly came after millions of people around the world realized they had missed the Twitter poll and desperately sent in hand-written appeals begging the eccentric billionaire to keep running Twitter. “Please Mr. Musk! Don’t leave! Twitter is fun now! PLEASE!” read one earnest note.
Officials with the FBI are reportedly outraged that the mail-in results were enough to overturn their expensive Chinese bot farm and are demanding a recount.
Twitter users are being urged to accept the results of this “free, fair, and totally secure” election — unless they want to be given the shameful label of “election denier.”
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Hmmm. he went to…
Deeply disturbing.
Kushner with Musk, I mean.
Another character in the military industrial intelligence theater.
Damn that’s a funny line.
Beautiful. I’m starting to like this guy, though I’m not totally clear on how he amassed all the wealth to begin with.
Who cares? If twitter died something else would pop up. It’s a fad.
If it was only true and not parody that would really be funny .
God bless the Bee.
Musk’s poll went the way he wanted. Thousands of conservative accounts remain banned who would have voted for him to stay as CEO.
Yes. This
If it was good enough for Xiden, it’s good enough for Elon.
On a side note folks,remember it is imperative we keep the Consumer Economy article up in front till the New Year!
he will still OWN it, and lets just see who replaces him as CEO……maybe Ron Paul might do it. James Woods might work too.
Kushner.
Lol…he will push it on the voters, and then say that voting means something. Staged.
Pendulums return.
LOL, i told people Musk was screwing with them. No one believed me.
My wife thinks Musk is a phoney rich hustler that has a ring in his nose… who could be pulling on the ring I wondered? Was he not with Kushner and the Saudi Princes or the turban Arabians who keep women in tights and bent over the stove of delights? It has been said, “The Birds of a Feather hang Together” Is that just because he is the richest man on the planet and has a security booth at the World Cup soccer ⚽ games… it’s eraser to lump them together for tighter security. Nevertheless, I find the aptitudes of most people that do not think rich people that should be allowed an extra piece of the pie just because they are rich…???? just an ignorance, ignorance of how mother nature passes out the DNA and the interlocking brain cells most of us just wish we had… Mother nature and the SUN… the truth of light that shines in the femmement, qualifies as a god, because without it, there would not be no you or me… For that matter any life on this planet! Musk just got lucky and was born to a family like none of us were. Raised and educated under the absence of trying to survive… of which I might add, is a hardship that the Pyramids were built on the backs of! The other question is, who is financing his rich endeavors? Lastly, let’s just see how his freedom gene stacks up when his critics are making bad juju for him today eat the dirt they are throwing now… We will all see in the end… let him be and the planet and nature take its course!