WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in Washington, Republicans in Congress are livid at the irresponsible spending in a $1.7 trillion omnibus bill they just voted for.
“This bill, which we passed easily and without a fight, is an absolute disaster,” said Senator Mitch McConnell in a statement. “How does stuff like this get passed, anyway? It might remain a mystery forever. Anyway, time to go home for Christmas!”
As the bill is being read, many are objecting to the millions of dollars being spent on wasteful programs, evil abortion initiatives, and endless war overseas.
“You people don’t understand,” said Senator Romney. “If we don’t fund abortion, the Democrats won’t let us fund bombing cafeterias in Yemen! We have to compromise!”
Other Republicans expressed outrage at the bill while reminding the country there was nothing they could do to stop it. “Sure, we don’t like that we’re funding illegal immigration, border security for Tunisia, and sinister population control programs,” said Lisa Murkowski, “but we’re Republicans! If we fight back against this, people might not like us!”
Republicans in the Senate have assured their constituents they will address these issues next year with a series of fundraising emails for their reelection campaigns.
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The Uniparty is not your friend.
Ammo up.
Hurry up Putin the scum fucks are all in the Capitol building right now send some Satan .
What a FARCE our government has long become.
As the controlled demolition collapses the dying current Empire ruled by the traitors, vultures, and rats pick the bones of the soon to be empty us/U.S. treasury.
The TRAITORS – VULTURES – RATS & SNAKES have infested us/U.S. as the PARASITICAL Spiritual, Cultural, Political and Economic LOST (yea, many are all 4) who allowed the ancient DEATH CULT to become the Host…are currently ruling from their fiat Coup power base.
I think it is that simple.
Who they couldn’t buy they bribed…who they couldn’t buy or bribe they blackmailed…the rest they just beat down or when that didn’t work simply murdered.
These Benedict Arnold Republicans and these Bolshevik/Socialists/Progressive/Liberal useless idiots are just two wings of the same Demonic Bankster Uni-Party Buzzard.
If I ever get close enough I will stab at least one of their ORCs or Flying Monkeys in the belly…with a belt buckle knife.
“What a FARCE our government has long become.”
Same. As it EVER was. The Rose tinting has just been…removed.
My eyes started to open in the early 90’s in my eary 40s.
Had an Uncle who was explaining much of it to me in the 70’s…we were close…he was far ahead of his time.
He would have been welcome at Trumps gay party the other day.
I wonder how many of Trump’s cleaning service called out sick the day after?
The Bee is no longer satire and the GOP “leadership” is now 100% satire.
But at least Cocaine Mitch passed out valuable 6 figure vouchers to every RINO who voted the way he had instructed.
My buddy asked me who we can call to complain about this. We called our rep – Ilhan Omar. Lol
Republicans talk a fiscal good game, but their fiscal performances sucks.
‘Cause they’re lying, two-faced whores.
It’s funny because it’s true.
That could be The Bee’s tagline.