WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to reports, a group of clowns has gathered at the Capitol Building to debate over who should be the next king over all the clowns.
“Ok guys, quit clowning around!” said Clown Dan Crenshaw as he attempted to calm down the other clowns. “It’s time to get down to clown business and figure out which clown should be Top Clown! Stop laughing guys, this is serious!”
Crenshaw then “honked” a giant red nose on his face and made a sad face.
Bob Latta, the honorable clown from the state of Ohio, concurred. “Kevin McCarthy is the right clown to be king of us clowns,” he said. “Let’s meet the clown challenges we were elected to tackle and get this clownery done for the United States of America.” Latta then dove off a tall diving board into a tiny pool.
At publishing time, voting was further delayed after a clown brawl broke out.
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Thanks for the mention of Dan Crenshaw, the King RINO.
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No more truer words have been written. Our Fed Government is beyond fixing.
“In news from Washington today, the House GOP Caucus made its judgement about Kevin McCarthy: Not gay enough.”
– Norm Macdonald’s ghost.
Tomorrow: “Following rancorous debate, the House GOP caucus finally chose Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House after he promised to be even more gay.”
Not gay enough … and obviously not black enough for the RINOs, either.
Look at one of the alternative nominees and tell me I’m wrong.
Music! This retard’s shit-show needs music, dammit!
Next BB headline:
Clowns “vote” for winner of this “contest”
Andrew Wilkow (Patriot XM) likes to call this the “republican PEZ dispenser” Whoever’s turn it is pops up next.
Ass Clowns…even Ryan and Piglosi were elected on the first vote and they were the ultimate deep state swamp scum.
I support any candidate for Speaker who does not get a single Democrat vote. Marjorie Green comes to mind.
The schism. Deep state versus those not yet co-opted. Demoscum laugh, they’re all in all the time. There’s a tiny minority of republicans ‘causing trouble’, those would be the ones not yet absorbed into the swamp. That is, representing people still. Patience, they’ll be subsumed in due time.
The 20 holdouts would fall in line right away for a candidate who sucks even slightly less -say, Steve Scalise, but McCarthy is demanding that they pick him – the guy who sucks the absolute most. Which actually proves that he sucks the most.
I won’t even mention Frank Luntz.
This is epic,so far,lost 6 votes!
The longer this goes on the better off the average folks are!
Well at least Pelosi is gone for now !
My bet her senility will take her to the sidelines permanently .
I’m holding out hopes for my return and a comeback performance.
Im still afraid of clowns!