Clowns Debate Who Will Be Elected Next King Of The Clowns

Via The Babylon Bee

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to reports, a group of clowns has gathered at the Capitol Building to debate over who should be the next king over all the clowns.

“Ok guys, quit clowning around!” said Clown Dan Crenshaw as he attempted to calm down the other clowns. “It’s time to get down to clown business and figure out which clown should be Top Clown! Stop laughing guys, this is serious!”

Crenshaw then “honked” a giant red nose on his face and made a sad face.

Bob Latta, the honorable clown from the state of Ohio, concurred. “Kevin McCarthy is the right clown to be king of us clowns,” he said. “Let’s meet the clown challenges we were elected to tackle and get this clownery done for the United States of America.” Latta then dove off a tall diving board into a tiny pool.

At publishing time, voting was further delayed after a clown brawl broke out.

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
January 4, 2023 12:08 pm

Thanks for the mention of Dan Crenshaw, the King RINO.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  YourAverageJoe
January 4, 2023 1:01 pm

the new john mcStain

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anon a moos
January 4, 2023 5:11 pm

He’s the one eye love! (writing credit to Heywood Banks)

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  anon a moos
January 4, 2023 6:35 pm

Eyepatch McStain.

ken31
ken31
  MrLiberty
January 4, 2023 11:54 pm

I like Zioclopse. It captures whose hand is up his butt working his mouth.

Christina
Christina
  YourAverageJoe
January 5, 2023 2:59 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 4, 2023 12:27 pm

No more truer words have been written. Our Fed Government is beyond fixing.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 4, 2023 1:09 pm

“In news from Washington today, the House GOP Caucus made its judgement about Kevin McCarthy: Not gay enough.”

– Norm Macdonald’s ghost.

Tomorrow: “Following rancorous debate, the House GOP caucus finally chose Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House after he promised to be even more gay.”

Ant, not Grasshopper
Ant, not Grasshopper
  Iska Waran
January 5, 2023 10:17 am

Not gay enough … and obviously not black enough for the RINOs, either.
Look at one of the alternative nominees and tell me I’m wrong.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
January 4, 2023 1:21 pm

Music! This retard’s shit-show needs music, dammit!

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 4, 2023 4:58 pm

Next BB headline:

Clowns “vote” for winner of this “contest”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 4, 2023 5:16 pm

Andrew Wilkow (Patriot XM) likes to call this the “republican PEZ dispenser” Whoever’s turn it is pops up next.

WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
January 4, 2023 5:01 pm

Ass Clowns…even Ryan and Piglosi were elected on the first vote and they were the ultimate deep state swamp scum.

FJB
FJB
January 4, 2023 5:26 pm

I support any candidate for Speaker who does not get a single Democrat vote. Marjorie Green comes to mind.

Walter
Walter
January 4, 2023 7:39 pm

The schism. Deep state versus those not yet co-opted. Demoscum laugh, they’re all in all the time. There’s a tiny minority of republicans ‘causing trouble’, those would be the ones not yet absorbed into the swamp. That is, representing people still. Patience, they’ll be subsumed in due time.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 4, 2023 7:55 pm

The 20 holdouts would fall in line right away for a candidate who sucks even slightly less -say, Steve Scalise, but McCarthy is demanding that they pick him – the guy who sucks the absolute most. Which actually proves that he sucks the most.

I won’t even mention Frank Luntz.

James
James
January 4, 2023 8:19 pm

This is epic,so far,lost 6 votes!

The longer this goes on the better off the average folks are!

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 5, 2023 12:55 am

Well at least Pelosi is gone for now !
My bet her senility will take her to the sidelines permanently .

John McCain's Tumor
John McCain's Tumor
  Anonymous
January 5, 2023 10:21 am

I’m holding out hopes for my return and a comeback performance.

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
January 5, 2023 3:00 pm

Im still afraid of clowns!