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FF Shallow Thought of the Week
This week I defer to the king of shallow thoughts, Faux President Biden. First a quick digression.
US presidents, in former times, were noted for their fine speeches containing timeless quotes. We all know the most famous ones: “Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” “So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is … fear itself.” “And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” “Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”
But all that fades into obscurity compared to this week’s gem by Biden:
“I’ll paraphrase the phrase of my old neighborhood: The rest of the countries, the world is not a patch in our jeans, if we do what we wanna do, we need to do.”
I’m . . . speechless. If only Joe were.
Yes, sadly they are.
We have almost summited Mt. Clownworld
Kamala doing double duty, writing Joe’s speeches while solving the root causes of the border crisis.
That broad smile can only mean she was a big fat black mama on welfare.
It could also mean he’s a dick.
My first thought was we should leave the fat fucks where they fall, but then we’d have rotting landwhale carcasses all over the place, which would be inconvenient, unsightly, and malodorous.
I could endure a little inconvenience and stank… for the greater good
It’s happened before!
New cover of Mens Health; obviously the pinnacle of health we should all work to attain.
Ahhh…
Friday Fail – one of every week’s highlights.
Especially today, we’ve been dumped about 55cm of snow on us the past 48 hours or so, and I am the only one here to shovel the rather large driveway. But no more of that tonight!
( BTW, I’ve just tested a pix, and it didn’t vanish like they all did last week. 👍🏻 )
OK, not really a fail, but related to one of biggest fails I’ve seen in US politics…
The globalists have spoken, thus it shall be.
If that doesn’t lose him more support, it says more than anything else.
Not one cent did I get for my wrinkly old ass on Onlyfans. Can you believe it? That’s misandry and gerontophobia all in one! Someone in government give me money for my suffering!
Be careful what you ask for — especially from the government …
uummm All the pics are Jan 1 for me. I didn’t know there was more, wowsers
I can’t disagree with this, but I’d be among the first to go. I made a living as a program evaluation/survey research specialist. After civilization crashes, at first I’ll be the desperate man on the corner saying, “I’ll conduct a survey for you for a nice meal.” A few days later I’ll be providing a nice meal for maggots feasting on my moldering cadaver .
If things get that bad, I don’t think your cadaver would last long on the street corner…
as FJB would say, have you thought about learning to code?
HAHAHAHAHA!
How about, “I see the apocalypse has arrived,
want me to paint it for you Hieronymous Bosch style?”
(Worm food)
That’s one fugly chick in that flatbed Ford.
The famous lyric doesn’t even rhyme.
Now “Standin’ with Corona in Winslow, AZ” on the other hand…
Herr Hayden, here is the lyric;
Well, I’m a standing on a corner
In Winslow, Arizona
And such a fine sight to see
It’s a girl, my lord
In a flatbed Ford
Slowin’ down to take a look at me
Sounds like your takin’ it easy CA. Just don’t let it make you crazy.
Unless you’re looking for Rte 66 paraphenalia, there’s not much else to see.
Ah, but that’s where this sign is definitely a fail. Why? Because of the Duning-Kruger Effect- all the stupid people think they’re brilliant so the sign can’t be about them!
Unfortunately, I can’t hang that sign on the outside of my fence.
I could hang it on the inside and become a shut-in, though.
This is a disgrace and shouldn’t be permitted in civilized society. It should say, “It’s like a firefighter came in your mouth.”
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he’s got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you’re in the man from Mars
You go out at night eatin’ cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don’t stop, you keep on eatin’ cars
~ Blondie (Rapture).
Don’t eat the Chevrolets whatever you do. They give you gas.
In today’s economy, that COULD be a good thing if enough of it…
The electric ones cause heartburn.
Might as well leave the Japanese cars alone too- you’ll be hungry again an hour later.
If you eat an Italian one, you aren’t hungry again for 3 days…
Electric ones will catch fire and burn you from the inside out.
PACMAN meets Frogger..
Quiet! Don’t give the green globalists any ideas or chicken and turkey will be off the menu, too.
What do you think the slaughter of tens of millions of chickens and turkeys was about in the US and Canada?
Bird fly my asp …
engineered shortages.
It’s about $6.22 for a dozen extra large.
Hopefully the green globalist saw the cat fart video I posted earlier.
Was hoping someone would post it here as a GIF so I could save it to my HDD…
THANKS!
This is what happens to every cup of coffee when it’s about to go into Victoria Justice’s mouth.
It was good last time — still good today …
Sorry – and thanks.
No actually half of them offer to help her get even.
10 best friends??
Lot’s of retreads this week
Melty
Hey, if that’s from me…
. . . I apologize with explanation.
Had posting problems a week ago and worse network problems the following days.
Please forgive, I’ll post my newer stuff shortly.
You’ve failed, SoH, but since this is FF you’ve succeeded. Congrats.
Cheers Bob!
Which means he’s failed…which means he’s succeeded… which means…
Poetry….sheer…Poetry
Your entire family! And they made for several tasty meals, too. So fuck you, goose. What are you gonna do about it?
As much as those creatures populate and shit all over the golf courses where I tread, I’ve become a big fan of goose down articles…coats, comforters, etc.
Goose down comforters are superior to synthetic fiber filled fakes,
on cold winter nights.
For our great hospitality southern folks,
this probably doesn’t apply.
Canadian honkers need to be culled, and
removed from the protected species list.
Carry a 9-iron, and if one gets frisky and makes a run at you, take a swing at its neck, then field dress it in the nearest wooded area, and take next year’s Christmas dinner home and put it in the freezer until Dec. 20th. Leave the entrails for the ‘coons and ‘yotes.
PETA?
Please.
People Eating Tasty Animals, but not bugs.
Used to have a goose down comforter for many years … but when it got problematic, I ended up with a silk comforter from Costco … and, for my money, they can keep their goose down from now on — same with my pillows that are also silk.
Feather comforters and pillows apparently get filled with dust mites — not a pleasant idea … silk (like wool) does not …
Interesting take, A-squared.
Yet too, I like to think if routinely cleaned,
like any other article of clothing covering our bods,
the mites and any other skin irritants
should be able to be kept in check.
Personally, I take the down comforter in to a dry cleaner
at the end of the winter season, and store it away until it’s needed again.
Might have to look into the silk items you mentioned.
I tried satin sheets one time, but a ‘coming-in-hot’ dive into the sack at final approach resulted in me careening past the landing area, and I ended up off the bed, between the mattress and the wall. A lil’ too old for such escapades these days.
Went back to cotton in Summer, and micro fiber flannel sheets in the Winter.
Comfy & cozy, while Au Natural in the birthday suit.
Yeah, I know.
T.M.I., right?
No, not at all.
And thanks for the laugh.
SoH thanks you for the redheads this week.
👍🏻
In my experience they all do. Wait; maybe I shouldn’t admit that.
too late Bob. someone will spill but I have your back. just call for support here.
Elders’ need to pee increases every day, I think. I’m quite sure twice as much liquid comes out of me as goes in. Excuse me, some of my whisky has come to fruition.
Crown Royal.
No excuse needed.
’nuff said.
Except the oil industry.
Where do you get the tee shirt?
http://www.customink.com can make you one. I’ve had custom designs made by them.
As a good father I’d reply, “Get yourself up! What am I, your servant?”
More like “Fuck. I woke up.”
If I did that I’d never be able to find them because I’d still forget where I put them.
Ladies, a dolphin isn’t a fish. Cat, pee is yellow, but that liquid is white.
Why? He brought it to you, didn’t he? And you didn’t even have to shoot it.
Right Bob, and you won’t even have to remove the shotgun pellets when you dress it for dinner. with my luck the dog would eat me up if I touched that fowl!
Got me an emotional support glass of whisky. I wish it came with a bacon cheeseburger but my wife laughed when I told her to make one for me.
I don’t recommend this. I went outside, hauled my pants down, and bent over butt into the wind. Not only didn’t it work for me, my hole has frostbite.
Wrong season Bob, the outdoor harvesting finished some time ago.
I must be doing it wrong. When I drop my drawers, the wind blows OUT.
I told myself I didn’t get laid that much before marriage because I had very high standards. My wife agreed I had high standards, but she said that wasn’t the reason. I wonder what she was getting at.
My life is complete. They finally have wool in my favourite colour!
I have $200, a pissed off ex, and a happy girl in my bed.
Touché!
“EX” = “exactly NOTHING”
And be happy I’m willing to join you in bed, my dear. You’re not the best looking wench I’ve come across.
yep, the honest approach always works……….not!
Oh, well, you’ll forget about it soon enough.
In his case, let’s just euthanize him and get it over with.
Turkey in the rain…
Elect??? Hardly. He was selected.
How will you know it’s your closet?
My wife makes a point of shredding every picture after she scans it, etc. No reason why anyone should end up with your pics at an antique shop, etc.
Beware! The quality control for this product is abysmal. I nearly choked to death on a Backspace key.
No. Ariana Grande walked by in one of her tiny dresses and shook her ass at me.
Ah shit. I guessed Fling Flong, Manitoba.
I was thinking Flattened Dong, Nova Scotia.
I happened upon an old English explorer who claimed to be the only westerner to witness the thousands-year-old ceremony that would select a new king in the ancient kingdom of Siam. He described it thusly:
In the grand palace the 12 most virile and well endowed young men in all of Siam were stripped of all clothing and made to get on their knees with hands bound behind their backs. Then came the first test.
12 of the most beautiful young women in all of Siam would enter, dressed in diaphanous raiment, and do a highly erotic dance. Each woman would dance before the man of her choice and, from a silver locket hanging from her neck, would produce the finest honey made by the royal white bees at the palace. She would then smear the honey on the chest of the man before her. The women would then exit.
The second test:
12 even more beautiful women, dressed in raiment even more diaphanous, would enter and do an even more highly erotic dance. Each would dance up to the man of her choice and produce from a golden locket 12 live royal white flies and place them in the honey on each man’s chest. These women would then exit.
The third test:
The 12 most beautiful young women in all of Siam would then enter without benefit of raiment whatsoever and do a dance so highly erotic that it beggar the western mind. Each would dance to the man of her choice and stand before him and place one of her tiny, bare feet on the head of each man’s now engorged manhood. At the count of 3 the women would pull their feet back and the man that killed the most flies would become King of Siam.
This is how Siam, which today we know as Thailand, got the name for it’s capital, Bangkok.
The jig is up!
But it would’ve been worse if not for the shot.
Ahhh … the Clinton’s private graveyard …
But it really cut down on the junk mail and spam calls, so it was worth it.
Can you believe this? The library is fining me because I returned a book that smelled like fish.
That comes after.
Fake news! That’s actually Nancy Pelosi.
The funniest part? Look at the look on the face of both the horse and the human….
It’s a favourite among French fags.
I’ve seen this movie…
I make them..
I’d say that’s Bob Fetterman, but he’s more stylish according to my sources.
In fairness the NYT did declare him a stylish fashion trend setter , snatching the title previously held by Samsonite Briton and Rachel Levine.
Listen to what he has to say, then do the opposite.
You mean the Weather Control gods (little ‘g’), right Greta?
You know the ones working full on to make it seem like there’s man-made climate change?
Is it me, or is Greta getting less ugly as she ages?
Keep drinking…
It woulda been funnier if it read: And Beat Niggers and Fags With Sticks.
in my younger days living on a Navy base the sailors did the same thing. only difference was they did it to the fags in Santa Monica.
That’s it for me this week.
I leave you all with a little taste of what (hopefully) Nkit will provide more of soon.
Great job, SoH. And I wish I had a taste of her.
Thanks much, SoH.