WASHINGTON, D.C. — In recognition of Biden’s tremendous accomplishment of going one full day without more classified documents found at one of his residences, the White House has proudly hung a banner saying: “1 Day Without Classified Documents Being Discovered At President’s House.”
“From day one, the President has been very clear that going even one day without illegal materials being found at his home is a feat worth celebrating,” said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “We are proud to celebrate with the entire Biden family as we recognize somehow making it through an entire 24-hour period without more documents turning up!”
“Congratulations, Mr. President!”
Sources in Washington confirmed there will be a ceremony and a few remarks by the President this evening to celebrate the occasion. The ceremony will include some classified documents cake and some classified documents origami displays followed by a special reading of the classified documents.
UPDATE: The White House has been forced to take the banner down and cancel all festivities as more classified documents have been found at the President’s home.
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It really is like living in some surreal dystopia.
“like” ?
II. like2 (līk)
prep.
1. Possessing the characteristics of; resembling closely; similar to.
The Twelve Steps of Republic Recovery:
1. We admitted we were powerless over citizen journalists’ work — that our lies had become unspinnable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore the republic to legitimacy.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to a 10th Amendment citizens’ tribunal & the care of God as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to a citizen tribunal the exact nature of our treason.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all laws we had violated, and became willing to be prosecuted for them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a legal reckoning as the result of these Steps, the citizenry tried to carry this message to venal scumbags, and to practice these principles in all their affairs.
12a. 2023 = 1776
The 12 promises of personal recovery:
Promise One: We are going to know a new freedom and a new happiness.
Promise Two: We will not regret the past nor wish to shut the door on it.
Promise Three: We will comprehend the word serenity.
Promise Four: We will know peace.
Promise Five: No matter how far down the scale we have gone, we will see how our experience can benefit others.
Promise Six: That feeling of uselessness and self-pity will disappear.
Promise Seven: We will lose interest in selfish things and gain interest in our fellows.
Promise Eight: Self-seeking will slip away.
Promise Nine: Our whole attitude and outlook upon life will change.
Promise Ten: Fear of people and economic insecurity will leave us.
Promise Eleven: We will intuitively know how to handle situations which used to baffle us.
Promise Twelve: We will suddenly realize that God is doing for us what we could not do for ourselves.
Documents found at Pences House. Ok, well….. maybe we will be able to hang this up tomorrow
Hey, why not??
All the cool kids are doing it….
The need to search the homes of Hunters Chinese business associates.
All these stupid “document” stories are just made up bullshit to keep idiots enthralled on either side of the left/right paradigm.
“idiots”?
Seems kinda harsh. Personally? prefer gullible and naive.
Distance helps me be kinder & gentler. Mostly.
It seems like the Deep State wants to push Biden out early. I kinda wish they’d leave him be. At least he remembers nuclear war would be bad. Harris is such a dolt she could be manipulated even more than Slow Joe. We’d probably do a first strike on Russia within two weeks of her being sworn in. It’s not like she has any kids whose future she cares about.
Biden’s shredders and beach bon fires were working overtime, but have now finished destroying the most damaging of his stolen classified documents.