The Truth They Won’t Tell You About Social Security

Via Birch Gold Group

The Truth They Wont Tell You About Social Security

From Peter Reagan at Birch Gold Group

Here’s how Social Security is supposed to work: You and your employer pay a portion of your wages (through mandatory payroll taxes) into the Social Security program, which is stored in a “trust fund” where they grow over time. Then, when you retire, you apply for your benefits and collect a monthly check.

Maybe you think that’s how it does work? If so, I’ve got some bad news for you.

Here’s the thing: the money you contribute to Social Security doesn’t go into an account in your name. Rather, it goes into a giant pool of money that’s used to pay benefits to those who’ve already retired. In fact, the Social Security trust that funds your benefit has been running a deficit for a while now.

That’s what happens when expenditures exceed income. Rather than building up a balance to pay your future benefits, the Social Security trust fund is, well, in trouble:

In a sound retirement system, we would have $68.1 trillion in the bank earning interest – so that the funds would be there to pay the bills as they arise. In fact, we have no money in the bank for future expenses and there is no serious proposal to change that.

Unless you’re already collecting a Social Security payment, those “future expenses” mentioned above mean you.

But isn’t it our money? We paid into the trust fund – aren’t we entitled to at least get our own money back?

Bad news – “our money” is long gone:

In fact, the taxes the retirees paid when they were working have already been spent—virtually the same day they were collected. Nothing was saved for the future.

Right now we’re looking at a 25% reduction minimum.

(In that link, you’ll see a very sad line: “It is important that Congress act well before 2023 in order to strengthen the finances of the program as a whole.” Well, Congress didn’t, so here we are.)

Unless a miracle occurs in the next few years, that money is gone forever.

Here’s why…

Social Security taxes aren’t “your” money

Ryan McMaken explains the legal and legislative precedents behind this grim fact, but here’s the bottom line:

I have bad news for everyone who sincerely believes the government lie and thinks they have some sort of claim to today’s tax revenues due to a “promise” from the feds decades ago: there is no promise, no agreement, and you have no legal claim to money that was “paid in.”

It’s Not Insurance. There Is No Trust Fund. Your Money Is Gone.

This is because Social Security is not “insurance.” It’s not a “trust fund.” It’s just a tax and a welfare program. The money current pensioners paid in was spent on other people years ago. It’s gone.

Feeling swindled? Me, too!

Now, we know that the Social Security program won’t cease to exist. The checks won’t start bouncing. Every American who’s paid as much as a dime in Social Security payroll taxes wants their money.

Congress has to solve this problem if they want to keep their jobs.

Fortunately, they’re our best and brightest, right? Our nation’s finest minds hard at work to salvage Social Security and make good on those promises to help fund our retirements?

Right?

The cure is worse than the disease

This is not a new problem. For decades, lawmakers have known Social Security expenditures have exceeded its income. They’ve been proposing various ways to solve the Social Security problem.

Unfortunately, none of their solutions are very good.

It’s the nature of the problem itself – they either need to collect more money, or spend less.

For example, the National Center for Policy Analysis proposed the following:

Workers (along with their employers) would save and invest 4 percent of payroll – eventually reaching the point where each generation of retirees pays for the bulk of its own post-retirement medical care.

I’m not a huge fan of paying more taxes to people did a bad job managing it the first time. On the other hand, “each generation of retirees pays for the bulk of its own…” makes the whole Social Security program seem less like a pyramid scheme.

Forbes published an article about the Four Most Promising Ways to Save Social Security Now. They aren’t exactly innovative – and all involve one common element that jumps right out at me…

  1. Increase payroll taxes.
  2. Increase the retirement age (so we’re forced to work for longer, paying more in taxes).
  3. Increase the maximum income level subject to Social Security taxation.
  4. Decrease taxes on Social Security income and cut benefits proportionally.

The first three? “Raise taxes.”

The fourth actually lowers taxes – but compensates by paying less.

Once again, it’s not rocket science – if there’s not enough money, you either have to increase income or decrease expenditures. Social Security’s “income” is taxes – and its expenditures are our benefits.

There is no way to solve this problem without infuriating nearly everyone.

Will Social Security survive? Probably, yes it will – too many Americans have too much at stake. Through some combination of raising taxes, lowering benefits and setting the bar higher (raising the retirement age, for example), Social Security will probably muddle through this crisis. And the next one.

Should we count on Social Security? Should we assume we’ll have some form of Social Security benefit to rely on in the future?

Probably not.

We must create our own financial security

It’s normal, even justified, to feel like we’re owed Social Security payments as a safety net for retirement. After all, you are paying (or did pay) your hard-earned dollars into the program.

But, as we’ve seen, our money is gone. Seems reasonable to expect that any future benefits will look different (probably quite a bit different) than they do today.

With luck, we’ll have some Social Security payments to supplement our income in retirement. As much as we contributed? Doubtful. As much as we expected? Also, doubtful.

Essentially, we are on our own in creating a stable and stress-free retirement. To say the same thing differently, we each make our own “Social Security” (anti-social security?).

Congress has known about Social Security’s looming bankruptcy for decades. They haven’t solved it yet. Since we can’t solve the big national problem, let’s turn our attention to things we can control.

By turning your focus towards things you can control and away from things that you can’t, you could become the hero who saves your retirement.

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68 Comments
Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
April 2, 2023 8:43 pm

Welp, good for me I kinda like the tiny home idea. That’s my retirement plan.

Tex
Tex
  Abigail Adams
April 2, 2023 11:00 pm

Those things are way overrated when it comes to the bang for the buck. Buy an old school bus. Convert it into a tiny home and possibly a bonus it may be drivable when the only place to live in Texas and not feel crowded is Terlingua.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Tex
April 3, 2023 12:19 am
Tex
Tex
  Iska Waran
April 5, 2023 2:57 pm

People do live in them (RVs). I’m “living” proof. Kind of scary though when tornadoes rumbled around. I had seen video in Duncanville, TX of a trucking hub center where the trailers (tractor rigs?) parked for later pickup were hurled in the air sort of like Dorothy’s farm house up in Kansas. If a tornado was imminent and I had time to get out I believe I would try to find a culvert to crawl in. That way one only has to deal with snakes and such.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Abigail Adams
April 3, 2023 12:13 am

TPTB have a tiny home planned and great retirement planned for almost all of us already…

It’s small, cozy, and just payable in one lump sum…

It’s called a coffin!!!

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Saxons Wrath
April 3, 2023 6:50 am

Good job Saxon! My coffin will hold this old abused body but my new celestial body will be with the Lord forever. Something to look forward to.

Tex
Tex
  Saxons Wrath
April 4, 2023 12:28 pm

I know of someone that was making wooden caskets. They seemed pricy at 3-4 grand. The thing to do is purchase one of the cheap ones funeral homes offer. The funeral home I checked into offered one that is just a step above cardboard but holds up long enough to get the deceased to grave.

The 'Truth'?
The 'Truth'?
April 2, 2023 8:44 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
April 2, 2023 8:48 pm

Put all government pensions into Social Security and move all of those people into Social Security.

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  Anonymous
April 2, 2023 11:31 pm

Almost all of that money is gone too, LOL. 100% of zero is zero.

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Robert (QSLV)
April 3, 2023 6:53 am

Robert, perhaps we should send you to congress. Your math skills (however racist) are far above the math skills of those self centered rats.

Unreconstructed
Unreconstructed
  Robert (QSLV)
April 3, 2023 8:51 am

And half of nothing is nothing.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Anonymous
April 2, 2023 11:34 pm

And just what will that accomplish? Govt pensions aren’t just a pile of cash waiting to be paid out. The pensions are UNFUNDED. So, maybe you add a few young into paying SS now, but you significantly add to the burden later. Great.

Bill589
Bill589
April 2, 2023 9:09 pm

And… our government is giving billions to Ukraine and other foreigners. Are they not supposed to be serving Americans?

Tex
Tex
  Bill589
April 2, 2023 11:04 pm

Evidently “they” have little to be concerned about when receiving “their” old age pension.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Bill589
April 2, 2023 11:35 pm

Whatever they are giving to Ukraine shouldn’t be going there. And it sure as hell shouldn’t be going to welfare, either. Might as well piss it up against the wall in either event.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Llpoh
April 3, 2023 12:04 am

Well … the great thing about welfare is that their COLA is at a higher rate this last time (and always, I’m sure) than the COLA for Social Security — about 12.5% vs. 8.7% …

We’re such suckers …

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Bill589
April 3, 2023 6:56 am

They are serving Americans. The money goes to Ukraine and is funneled back to the Bidens and the other CONgress Kritters. They are “Americans”.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bill589
April 3, 2023 10:09 am

Most of my life, the politicians have “served” those who pay them the most and it ain’t you and me.

Nurse Ratched
Nurse Ratched
April 2, 2023 10:01 pm

So the money is gone. I get that. Been hearing it for years. So can we declare the program insolvent and STOP TAKING ANY MORE MONEY OUT OF PAYCHECKS?! I am 110% looking for any wacky idea. Can I go to my local prosecutor and make an allegation of theft? Fraud? They are taking it under false pretenses, well aware they cannot pay what’s promised. I’m willing to let bygones be bygones if they’ll FREAKING STOP TAKING IT !

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Nurse Ratched
April 2, 2023 11:39 pm

Social security isn’t a guaranteed payment. They don’t have a legal obligation to pay out benefits. Legal rulings are it is really general revenue. So please, get serious. It is a general revenue tax, and you aren’t going to stop it being taken out. Ever.

Tex
Tex
  Llpoh
April 3, 2023 12:17 am

Yep. It’s not a law or anything like that. Even if it was, no guarantee.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Llpoh
April 3, 2023 8:14 am

At least we still have OUR guns. That’s more than you can fucking say!

Tex
Tex
  The Central Scrutinizer
April 4, 2023 12:42 pm

Prices I saw at a gun show recently after saying about a year ago I’d never go to another were outrageously stupid. Another smaller gun show yet likely the same scenario as the bigger shows.

I was invited because of a special celebration so could not say no. These shows ain’t what they use to be at least the past two I’ve attended.

Listening to Ton Grisham , Gun Talk, he talked of the numbers of AR’s in the US. That could be any number of styles and calibers of ARs, don’t know , don’t have one so don’t come knocking on my door, I ain’t got it. Tom did mention the AR is the most “popular” firearm in the US and 5.56 ammo prices have decreased. His suggestion was bite the bullet so to speak and pay the higher prices while one still can. I’m hanging in with what I ain’t got but Tom’s idea sounds like a plan for others.

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Nurse Ratched
April 3, 2023 7:00 am

Nurse, U jess keep the muny commin’in some I can live the life of Reilly on my SS. Quit yer cumplainin! I needs muh brkfust now. Can U come Ober an cook it fer me an the missus?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Nurse Ratched
April 3, 2023 8:13 am

“Just stop stealing from me and we can make nice” was my attitude the last ten years or so,

I’m fuckin’ over it now.

Now it’s real.

Now we’re on our own.

“Rico! You know what to do!” Col. Radcheck , Starship Troopers

Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
April 2, 2023 10:38 pm

Exhibit A for the effectiveness of government programs …. Shit, if I could have just kept my 6.2% … along with the employer ‘match’ of 6.2%, I might be retired already … These crooked, shady f*ckers make my blood BOIL!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
April 2, 2023 11:24 pm

Been saving and thrifty my whole life. You know what that is going to get me in 7 years? Means tested out of “benefits”!
Spend it all, be broke and .gov will cover your back and expenses! WTF, blood boiling is an understatement.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 4, 2023 12:45 pm

Put it in a trust fund you control.

Make yourself “broke”, then suck on the gov. tit.

Tex
Tex
  Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo
April 3, 2023 12:23 am

Employer match? Wouldn’t that mean the same burden on the employer? How about you keep your 6.2 and I the employer will keep my 6.2 I’m required to give you?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Tex
April 3, 2023 10:44 am

“Gentlemen! Gentlemen! There’s a solution here that you’re not seeing…” lol !

Tex
Tex
April 2, 2023 11:16 pm

Want to start a ripsnorter, have “them” , the government explain to those VA entitled “they”, government can’t meet the monthly obligation this month. Perhaps next month.

Tex
Tex
April 2, 2023 11:20 pm

What would Trump do?

Klingon
Klingon
April 2, 2023 11:28 pm

A ” Great Reset ” wipes the books clean.

Then again so does a mass plague or WW 3

Llpoh
Llpoh
April 2, 2023 11:32 pm

Not sure where that 4% came from. But it isn’t near enough. If every person saves say 15% of their pre-tax salary, let’s call it $10,000 a year, every year for 45 years, with no inflation and say 2% real returns, they will have around $750,000 saved up. At the standard drawdown of 4% a year, they will get a retirement pension of around $30,000 a year. Which isn’t great.

And note – very few people can put aside 15% of their pre-tax dollars, much less post tax dollars.

I have been saying for all the many years I have posted and commented here that hey, people, they spent your SS dollars, and it wasn’t saved, and it is a giant Ponzi scheme, and there will be too few workers supporting each retiree, and to put that burden on the young is immoral.

The house of cards needs to fall. If people aren’t ready, that is unfortunate. But math doesn’t lie.

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  Llpoh
April 2, 2023 11:41 pm

I’m done. Got all my and my employer’s contributions back and am still getting a hefty check every month. I took my own advice years ago and started collecting at 66. Kept working and invested the Social Security payments in non-ferrous and ferrous metals (30%). and put the rest (70%) in a Roth IRA.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Robert (QSLV)
April 2, 2023 11:48 pm

don’t they whack the hell out of you if you collect & keep on working?
i turn 65 in june & i’m debating about what to do —

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  TampaRed
April 2, 2023 11:54 pm

20% for me, Tampa. The formula taxes 80% 0f it as income. That leaves me with most and the gains from the tax free Roth. And i live on my regular income comfortably.

Llpoh, thank you for posting years ago it wasn’t my money and I didn’t deserve it. I got it all back. Anger is sometimes a good motivator if tempered by cunning.

Robert (QSLV)

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Robert (QSLV)
April 3, 2023 12:08 am

So … you’re at least 66 and on SS — and still working — but your Roth-IRA contribution is limited to $7K per year … something in your numbers doesn’t add up … or am I missing something?

Tex
Tex
  Anthony Aaron
April 3, 2023 12:58 am

If no “earned income” while “on” SS, no can contribute to traditional IRA anyway. If SS recipient and you might have some cash you’d like to risk in an IRA just work a W-4 job for a short period. All that matters is FICA was withheld. Also, qualifies for what is known as “Earned Income Credit”. Just visit IRS site and dig around for all the requirements and qualifying figures or just start a free tax preparation online. Please folks, don’t pay a tax preparation company to figure this out. They ask the same questions as free on line tax preparation. If you have a lot of crap to deal with financially that’s a different subject.

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  Anthony Aaron
April 4, 2023 12:13 am

Anthony,
Doubling of the price of gold in that time and the miracle of reinvesting dividends. It’s math, not maff.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Robert (QSLV)
April 3, 2023 12:48 am

Unfortunately the people that are paying for it are the young. I understand what you have done. It is nothing to be proud of, living off the young. The people you paid for are mostly dead. Two wrongs don’t make any of it right.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Llpoh
April 3, 2023 8:21 am

Fuck you, asshole. The same was done to us. It’s the system we were born into. And if I were the descendant of POME’s I wouldn’t be talkin’ shit about much of anything, much less how another country handles their business.

You faithless curs rolled over and showed your yellow bellies OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Gave up your guns? Check.
Wear that damned face diaper? Check.
Take all those GOV poison shots? Check
Run to ground everyone who didn’t? Check.

You don’t have a fucking leg to stand on, Stumpy.

You’re living in a worse fucking gulag than we are!

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  The Central Scrutinizer
April 3, 2023 11:12 pm

Amen to that, C.S.

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  Llpoh
April 3, 2023 11:11 pm

Very shallow of you, Llpoh. Pulling the” But The Children!” card. Is that the best you got? You sound like one of those woke rainbow people.

Tex
Tex
  Llpoh
April 3, 2023 12:44 am

Math hurts my brain and especially government math.

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Llpoh
April 3, 2023 7:05 am

Who is this guy you call Ponzi? Seems to be some lowlife scum the way you talk about him (her).

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Llpoh
April 3, 2023 10:14 am

My Econ 101 professor told us in ’72 that SS was a Ponzi and laid it all out on the blackboard how it worked. It has taken it more than 50 years and we are nearing the breaking point of the SS system.

ken31
ken31
  TN Patriot
April 4, 2023 12:25 am

I can see them keeping it going the 10 more they need for CBDC full rollout.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  ken31
April 4, 2023 11:38 am

The “Trust Fund” is projected to go bust in ’33, but the problem is any shortfall of payroll taxes paid in and SS payments will have to be funded by .gov through the general budget, since they already spent the money years ago. It will be another 30 or 40 Trillion added to the public debt.

FDR’s little Ponzi did not last a 100 years before flopping.

TampaRed
TampaRed
April 3, 2023 12:26 am

i have to tell you guys,i am feeling very validated the last few years —
not happy about the situation,nor gloating,but very validated —
i ran 4 congress years ago & was lambasted as a nutcase —
i had a detailed plan to fix ss —
my memory is fuzzy about the ages here but if i recall,my proposal was that no one over 50 would have been affected,35-50 would have been frozen & switched to a private account ,under35 would have lost everything that they had paid in but would have been allowed to contribute practically an unlimited amount of pre tax $ to a mandatory private account —
lo & behold,we are out of $ but i was a nutcase —
that was just a year or so after the columbine shootings & when asked about it i said that i did not believe that it was a major issue but if people really wanted to protect the kids they should arm the teachers –the liberals & most republicans wrote me off as a radical nutcase with no sense or judgement —
now,a majority of voters believe we should arm or at least consider arming teachers —
i am a big proponent of radically downsizing govt–one of the examples i used was the fda–my idea 4 drug approval was instead of govt approving new drugs,medical devices,etc.,we would have an underwriters laboratory type organization w/strict criminal penalties 4 fraud —
lo & behold,fauci & many other bureaucrats & govt organizations get most of the blame 4 covid & the vaxx but it was the fda that had to approve the emergency use authorizations —
i can laugh about it now but when major newspapers are lambasting you & family/friends are wondering what is going on it ain’t fun —

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 3, 2023 6:02 am

SS was a scam from the day FDR set it up. The age of retirement (65) was older than the average age of death at that time. It was always a way so suck money from the workers for the government to use with few ever receiving the benefit. The problems started when people started living longer due to less physical jobs and better healthcare. Also farmers and teachers were let in with minimum contributions and then Congress decided to turn it into a disability account too.
The problems for those on it or close to retirement is how do they end it? They stole your money for 40+ years. I would want the money I was forced to contribute, the match my employer was forced to contribute in my name they counted as part of my wage, and a minimum of 5% interest compounded annually as in most of my working years the market averaged 10%, an even bank deposits like CD’s were above that rate. I want at least that. But the government has NO MONEY at all. Also they could print trillions for covid, but not one cent for retirees they robbed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 3, 2023 7:07 am

Printing is more robbery.
Everything you want in terms of “getting it back” involves more robbery.
The government exists and thrives by theft. Expecting or asking for a government solution is to take part in that theft.
You allowed the stealing to go on for 40 years, don’t think perpetuating it further is in any way “making things right”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 3, 2023 5:09 pm

I agree totally. Printing is a hidden tax and taxes are theft. But that was not by point, they are willing to print money for covid and green energy, not for retirees. That should tell you something, especially if you are older, they want you dead.

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  Anonymous
April 4, 2023 12:02 am

So recovering your money from a thief is robbery?

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 3, 2023 6:07 am

FDR set Social Security up as a scam from day one for a way for the government to steal the workers money with few ever living long enough to collect the benefit.
Life expectancy at birth in 1930 was indeed only 58 for men and 62 for women, and the retirement age was 65.
They just didn’t figure on people living longer.

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Anonymous
April 3, 2023 7:10 am

Bad planning!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Balbinus
April 3, 2023 5:11 pm

Point out all the good planning the government has ever done? Please don’t start with the Afghanistan withdrawal! (sarc)

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
April 3, 2023 11:11 am

So much money was rolling into the system that they forgot to index the retirement age to longevity.

oldvet50
oldvet50
April 3, 2023 6:50 am

I used to worry about SS going broke but then I realized the Gvmnt will just keep sending my deposits to my bank with annual increases as necessary. It doesn’t matter if the funds are there or not; the Gvmnt will spend the money regardless. SS will end when the US economy totally crashes, but then everyone will be affected, not just SS recipients. ALSO, how can the article claim it is not insurance when the entity is accepting your deposits was created by FICA, or the Federal Insurance Contributions Act?

TampaRed
TampaRed
  oldvet50
April 3, 2023 11:21 am

oldvet,
do you remember how obama care was upheld?
scotus ruled that obama care was a tax even though the act stated that it was not a tax —

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  TampaRed
April 4, 2023 11:39 am

According to Roberts, it depends on what the definition of “tax” is or is not.

A cruel accountant
A cruel accountant
April 3, 2023 8:37 am

Work as long as you can. It will keep you healthy and mentally sharp.

Keep working full time as long as you’re making more money than you would on social security.

Work part time while on social security. As long it doesn’t affect your benefits.

Or be this guy

Kalbo
Kalbo
April 3, 2023 8:58 am

You can live large and well in many other countries on your SS checks. Philippines, Vietnam, and Thailand to name just a few.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
April 3, 2023 10:03 am

Get it while you can. Get it while you’re young…cause someday never comes.

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
April 3, 2023 10:07 am

SS is a Ponzi Scheme, using today’s “contributions” to pay for yesterday’s promises and yesterday’s promises were pure fantasy.

OriginalDan
OriginalDan
April 3, 2023 10:59 am

Same article different decade

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  OriginalDan
April 3, 2023 11:57 am

It’s like one of those late-night infomercials …