NEW YORK, NY — With tension building in anticipation of former President Donald Trump arriving in New York to face arraignment on criminal charges, a grizzled FBI agent eagerly dusted off his old red MAGA baseball cap, ready to put it on for one last assignment.
“This baby has been with me for some great times,” said Special Agent David Megli. “There was that surveillance op leading up to the 2016 election when we were gathering intel for Hillary. Then, we hit up a bunch of Proud Boys rallies during Trump’s presidency. Then, there was January 6th. Oh boy…what a day that was!”
Agent Megli was being called out of retirement for one last job as reports were filtering about crowds of Trump’s supporters flocking to the Big Apple to show solidarity with their leader as he faces charges they believe to be a part of a conspiracy to eliminate him from the 2024 race. “Whenever you hear about Trump’s followers gathering somewhere, you know there’s going to be trouble!” Megli said as he taped the wire for his concealed recording device to his chest. “They wave American flags, they walk around unarmed, and sometimes they even sing the Star Spangled Banner. All of the textbook activities of terrorists!”
At publishing time, the FBI was rumored to be organizing a large team of undercover agents at any gathering of Trump supporters, with all agents being trained to introduce themselves by saying, “Hello there, fellow patriots! It’s a great day for insurrection! Which government building are we going to illegally enter?”
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What’s even funnier is that libs don’t think this is true about the FBI. Who planted the “bomb” outside Dem headquarters on Jan 5, 2021?
Yeah they look like your typical Trump supporters, except their age, hair cuts, body build and those cool sunglasses. I wonder where they got the worn jean shorts, Goodwill? You gotta love the guy in shorts, black socks and dress shoes (what says government goon better than that?). But they did forget their MAGA hats!
those ahole prosecutors are going to charge trump with 34 felonies —
I frankly do not care about what will happen to that orange asshole. He gave us hope, take us to ride, and leave us in the mud. A traitor in every sense of the word.
ES&D.
Don’t worry. He’s playing 6 dimensional chess. He’ll be fine!
And not to mention he can do that while hanging upside down from a trapeze in a mirrored hotel room while six beautiful Russian whores pee on him. What a guy!
You never see him and Batman in the same room together either!
Just sayin…
3:1, feds to citizens ratio? higher?
I think you’re right in the sweet spot. That’s about the same ratio you’d find in and around DC, so precedent is there.
It’s an act.
Old Donny no doubt has his own UCC1 filled to the tune of $5,000 trillion in debt to himself.
So unless the claims against him exceed that?
He’s as touchless as the Clintons.
If you have no clue about the UCC you have no clue how law in N America works.
It is all contracts: offer, acceptance, decline, dishonor.