As Trump Fans Gather In New York, FBI Agent Excitedly Dons MAGA Hat One Last Time

Via The Babylon Bee

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NEW YORK, NY — With tension building in anticipation of former President Donald Trump arriving in New York to face arraignment on criminal charges, a grizzled FBI agent eagerly dusted off his old red MAGA baseball cap, ready to put it on for one last assignment.

“This baby has been with me for some great times,” said Special Agent David Megli. “There was that surveillance op leading up to the 2016 election when we were gathering intel for Hillary. Then, we hit up a bunch of Proud Boys rallies during Trump’s presidency. Then, there was January 6th. Oh boy…what a day that was!”

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This fake story made me feel sympathy for Donald Trump

Guest Post by Will Heaven

There was a great commotion in central London last night. A police helicopter hovered over The Spectator‘s office making a din, police sirens sounded and thudding music rattled the windows. I found out why when I left the office and walked via Parliament Square to Whitehall.

There was an anti-Trump protest outside Parliament – #stoptrump was the theme – coinciding with the (non-binding and pointless) debate inside Westminster Hall, about President Trump’s state visit to the UK later this year. The protest was a very slick affair. There was a massive TV screen broadcasting anti-Trump videos, and speeches blared out over a speaker system. But there was just one thing missing: a crowd to match the scale of the event.

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