You’re Being Played, Republicans!

Guest Post by Ann Coulter

A few years ago, I posted this riddle on Twitter:

What’s easier to roll than an Easter egg?

Answer: Donald Trump.

Now, I can add:

What’s easier to roll than Donald Trump?

Answer: Republican voters.

Democrats are playing Republicans like a fiddle. The left’s sole objective is to make Trump the Republicans’ 2024 presidential nominee. He’s already lost three election cycles for the GOP — why not make it four?

A month ago, things were looking bad for the Democrats.

Immediately after Trump announced for president last November, he may as well have gone into the witness protection program. Even Fox News cut away from his announcement speech. He had to have dinner with a noted Hitler enthusiast to get any attention, and, when he spoke at CPAC in February, the room was half-empty.

Looming before them was the threat from Florida: Gov. Ron DeSantis. He was beating Trump in the presidential polls without even announcing. He’d scored victory after victory against Democrats and won his reelection bid — in a purple state! — by 20 points, despite attacks from Trump.

Against DeSantis’ smarts and energy, the Democrats would be running President Senile Dementia and a vice president whose sole credentials are that she is black and a woman.

They had only one hope: Get Trump the nomination. Liberals: HE’S A DANGER TO THE NATION! NEVER HAVE WE FACED SUCH PERIL! Now let’s do everything we can to make sure he gets the nomination.

And that’s why Democrats indicted Trump on absurd charges this week, with the media covering the event like it was the capture of Osama Bin Laden. Today, the party mandarins are sitting around laughing as Republicans trip over themselves to defend Trump.

This was the whole point of my book, “Resistance Is Futile: How the Trump-Hating Left Lost Its Collective Mind.” Instead of attacking Trump for the things he’d actually done, liberals would run off and make wild charges, forcing normal people to say, I don’t like the guy, but he’s not a Russian agent.

The endless stream of preposterous charges against Trump only helped him.

So why not launch another ridiculous accusation to help him get the nomination? That’s exactly what they did in last year’s GOP primaries, supporting Trump’s nut-bar candidates, knowing they would go on to lose the general election. By boosting Trump’s candidates, Democrats managed to pull out a historic midterm victory for Biden.

And now, they’re doing it again, trying to trick Republicans into choosing the worst possible presidential nominee. Guess what? It’s working! New GOP motto: Unable to learn from the third kick of a mule.

In response to Trump’s arraignment on Tuesday, all conservative media swept aside news of out-of-control crime, chaos at the border, fentanyl overdoses and the looming recession. Their No. 1 job became: SAVE TRUMP! A major conservative talk radio host even suggested DeSantis stand down and endorse Trump.

True, everyone at MSNBC is a Trump-hating zealot. But this helps obscure the real objective. Half the Democrats genuinely hate Trump, and the other half are saying, This is fantastic. We’re going to win him the nomination.

Politico reports that Biden’s senior advisers reacted to Trump’s recent surge in the polls with unmitigated joy. “We beat Trump once, they say, and will again.”

They’re absolutely right. After voters reject you once, they almost never change their minds. In all of U.S. history, losing presidential candidates have run again about a dozen times. Only three of those renominations were successful — and only one since 1892. (Nixon was the only one to do it in the past 131 years. Of course, that first election probably was stolen from him, but Nixon graciously conceded, instead of running around making a complete ass of himself.)

Everyone acts as if Trump’s 2016 win was a gigantic, stupendous victory, when in reality he barely squeaked by. Don’t confuse “startling” with “big.”

He was running against the most hated woman in politics.

Moreover, the country had been incessantly told that Hillary had it in the bag. On Election Day, The New York Times put her chances of winning at 85%. Princeton professor Sam Wang — who’d correctly predicted 49 out of 50 states in 2012! — said Clinton was more than 99% likely to be the next president. How many Clinton voters saw those polls and thought, I’ll just say I voted for her and go get my nails done.

Yet and still, out of 139 million votes cast in 2016, Trump won with a mere 80,000 votes across three states. Flip those votes, and Hillary wins.

Trump’s winning was a shock, but it wasn’t an amazing, spectacular victory, indicative of some sort of electoral magic.

And then, of course, Trump went on turn his presidency over to Jared and Ivanka, betray his voters (But he moved the embassy!) and lose the next three election cycles.

Republicans: No matter how angry you are at Democrats for politicizing the law, please remember: Trump. Will. Lose. To. Biden. There is absolutely no scenario in which he wins. The good news is there’s virtually no scenario where Biden wins — unless Trump is his opponent.

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69 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
April 6, 2023 2:16 pm

Methinks this dude protests too much

Klingon
Klingon
  Anonymous
April 6, 2023 2:21 pm

She , and many pundits think there is going to be an election.
Only the rare few even consider there may not be.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  Klingon
April 6, 2023 4:39 pm

Oh, they’ll be one but it will be fake. But it will probably be the “last” election after which the lid comes off the reactor.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Coalclinker
April 6, 2023 6:12 pm

Dominion voting machines, get your “irregular ballot” here if you are a conservative and throw it in the “waste receptacle”, oh I meant “box to be counted later” when the machines start working again., when you have it filled out. Thank you for being defrauded.
No, nothing to see here.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Klingon
April 6, 2023 5:14 pm

There will be a selection next year.

falconflight
falconflight
  TN Patriot
April 6, 2023 5:16 pm

Good enough for a Potemkin Village, no?

Bauls
Bauls
  Klingon
April 8, 2023 1:45 pm

As if any of us “I’m assuming” believe the repubs will do anything to help this dumpster fire. All they do is slow walk -sometimes- the inevitable collapse. Keep the powder dry

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
April 6, 2023 4:22 pm

Upvoted for the dude misgendering

Paleocon
Paleocon
April 6, 2023 2:16 pm

Was wondering when this was going up on TBP.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 6, 2023 2:18 pm

Coulter is trash. She doesn’t like the Israeli firster Trump, but she absolutely loves the even bigger Israeli firster DeSantis.

She’s just another insider trying to sell the illusion to the dumb masses.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Anonymous
April 6, 2023 2:32 pm

Some of her viewpoints and articles are right on. This is perhaps her dumbest article ever. It’s on the edge of delusion.

brewer55
brewer55
  AKJOHN
April 6, 2023 2:41 pm

Her time has come; and gone. She was originally a rabid Trump supporter and now, a fervent anti-Trumper. Whatever…

Tex
Tex
  brewer55
April 6, 2023 2:55 pm

Glenn Beck touted Trump yet earlier today on his radio gig he said the only thing that will save the US is God.

Billy the Kid
Billy the Kid
  Tex
April 6, 2023 4:15 pm

Trump must be God then .🤣🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Billy the Kid
April 7, 2023 7:31 am

Would that make Glenn Beck Jesus then? Shitbirds of a feather and all that.

Tex
Tex
  Anonymous
April 6, 2023 2:50 pm

I “hear” the State of Israel is experiencing political duress.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Tex
April 6, 2023 3:23 pm

… and won’t it be a big surprise that the israelis make their problems our problems … like they’ve done for the past 100 years …

falconflight
falconflight
  Anthony Aaron
April 6, 2023 5:18 pm

Duh, Uncle Stasi-Sam has instigated a very near ‘color revolution’ in Israel.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  falconflight
April 7, 2023 12:22 am

What, are they going to replace the gov with even jewier jews?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
April 7, 2023 12:59 am

Yes … the far right wing ultra orthodox … just like we’ve got in Williamsburg and in numerous small towns in the Hudson River Valley … they’re the fastest growing segment of jews — often with 8 or 9 children per family … most of the men don’t work (their formal education is equivalent to about a 3d grade) … and maybe the women work, but many are on numerous forms of welfare/public assistance … by their choice …

Billy the Kid
Billy the Kid
  Tex
April 6, 2023 4:16 pm

They better hope there isn’t a God,cause Israel is screwed if there is,especially Televiv.

falconflight
falconflight
  Billy the Kid
April 6, 2023 5:18 pm

Ain’t dat the zombie truff.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Billy the Kid
April 7, 2023 7:33 am

Judgment begins in the House of The LORD. They’ve been warned.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  Anonymous
April 6, 2023 4:41 pm

They’re all sucks for Israel. And we’re fucked, until the United States goes the way of the Soviet Union.

Billy the Kid
Billy the Kid
  Coalclinker
April 6, 2023 11:18 pm

Jews,catholics, and bankers run communists just as they do facists,and capitalism. They conteol the currency and loans.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 6, 2023 2:30 pm

Look, if DeSantis wants to become president, he’s going to have to bang some hookers and porn stars and pay them off. I don’t make the rules.

Billy the kid
Billy the kid
  Iska Waran
April 7, 2023 12:02 am

You’re probably right Iska. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😩🤦‍♂️

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
April 7, 2023 12:27 am

How else do you think he got ahead in politics so young? And I believe you meant kids, not hookers.

Bauls
Bauls
  Iska Waran
April 8, 2023 1:48 pm

Sounds like a lot of work, guess I ain’t presidential material

Mountainrat
Mountainrat
April 6, 2023 2:33 pm

Man Coulter can eat a bag of dicks.

Tex
Tex
  Mountainrat
April 6, 2023 2:56 pm

Manwich?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Mountainrat
April 6, 2023 5:16 pm

I think Ann likes the BBC’s.

Billy the kid
Billy the kid
  TN Patriot
April 7, 2023 12:05 am

As old as she is ,she shouldn’t be very picky. She should be happy any man would want to clean out her cobwebbs with their 🍌 .

Billy the kid
Billy the kid
  Mountainrat
April 7, 2023 12:03 am

She’s probably highly experienced in that department.

Klingon
Klingon
April 6, 2023 2:46 pm

WTF ? I think we’re all being played. There are other, better drinks. Is this a campaign to destroy all iconic Americana ? Yes, yes it is.

” First, it was Hershey’s, then it was Bud Light, and now, Jack Daniel’s is the latest brand this year to be facing a boycott over claims the company has “gone woke.”

Social media users have taken offense to the whiskey brewer’s “small town, big pride” campaign in which it teamed up with drag queens from Ru Paul’s Drag Race—despite the campaign being nearly two years old.”

newsweek.com/jack-daniels-whiskey-boycott-calls-lgbt-campaign-1792890

JD owned by Brown-Forman co. , they sell other brands too

brewer55
brewer55
  Klingon
April 6, 2023 2:58 pm

Every company that has signed on to ESG’s (Environment, Social & Governance) is going to be supporting all of the moral decay permeating our society. It will be most of them; all the big names.
Blackrock & Vanguard are behind all of this BS.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  brewer55
April 6, 2023 4:42 pm

Yes with large subsidies as incentives

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  brewer55
April 6, 2023 4:43 pm

Blackrock is a Jewish bank, so they’re for every perversion they can stick into the Goyims’ eyes.

Billy the Kid
Billy the Kid
  Klingon
April 6, 2023 4:19 pm

Bingo, how best to destroy a nation and its people? Weimar Republic corruption, faggotry and inflation anyone?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Klingon
April 6, 2023 4:42 pm

These companies are getting govt subsidies to pull this shit same as they did for the fake pandemic

Billy the Kid
Billy the Kid
  Anonymous
April 6, 2023 11:23 pm

Kinda one of those which came first? The chicken or the egg? Who bought our Government is a better question.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
April 6, 2023 2:49 pm

Republicans: No matter how angry you are at Democrats for politicizing the law, please remember: Trump. Will. Lose. To. Biden. There is absolutely no scenario in which he wins. The good news is there’s virtually no scenario where Biden wins — unless Trump is his opponent.

I’ve read this paragraph multiple times and I still have no clue what she’s trying to fucking say. I swear Admin posts her articles to psychologically torture us. Every time I read one of her articles my eye fucking starts to twitch halfway through her bullshit.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Stephanie Shepard
April 6, 2023 3:01 pm

That’s why I never read her stuff. I just skip right past it.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Mary Christine
April 6, 2023 3:29 pm

As do I with Schlichter.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Iska Waran
April 6, 2023 3:40 pm

Sometimes I skim his articles. He can be pretty funny.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Stephanie Shepard
April 6, 2023 3:29 pm

You hit the nail on the head. Pure Psychobabble.

Billy the kid
Billy the kid
  Stephanie Shepard
April 7, 2023 12:09 am

I think she along with most establishment media contributors write that way on purpose. They want to give us a headache or worse.

eraser
eraser
April 6, 2023 3:11 pm

Ann Mulvany has got some balls talking about getting played.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 6, 2023 3:27 pm

I agree with Anne that The Establishment wants Trump to win the nomination. I disagree with her in that Trump will lose his bid for the presidency. Prepare yourselves for the upcoming sequel titled The Return of Trump. Like Elmer Fud going after that rascally rabbit Trump will hunt those rascally Jack Asses and Rinos. “Hillary is good people….”

Billy the Kid
Billy the Kid
April 6, 2023 4:12 pm

I couldn’t agree more. Trump is the Pied Piper for Republicans. Leading them all off a cliff! Still so many are lost in delusions. Time for ol Donny boy to go back the democrats where he belongs.

Ps I wonder how he likes the jack boots in law enforcement now that hes getting the treatment,even if it is probably for show/kabuki theater?

Arizona Bay
Arizona Bay
April 6, 2023 4:13 pm

The bloom is off the MAGA rose. I know very few Trump supporters that are still riding that train. I voted for him in 2020 because I wanted to offset one of the dead voters, not because I liked him. I voted for Neck Bulge just because our paper lists the write-in votes. Before 2020 I hadn’t voted since casting a vote for Ron Paul.

Trump had two years as President with both houses to drain the swamp. He appointed swamp rats Pompeo/Wray to CIA/FBI, Wilbur Ross of Rothschild Inc. to Commerce Secretary, Rockefeller agent Mnuchin to Treasury Secretary, gave Sharon Rockefeller a medal, and let Gates release COVID and sell his vaxx

Billy the Kid
Billy the Kid
  Arizona Bay
April 6, 2023 11:29 pm

Arizona Bay, Most of us voted for him once or twice cuz we couldn’t stomach the thought of the alternative. Not that our elections aren’t rigged for sure now for the most part. No shame in that my friend, he was another controlled op too good to be true. Shame on him and the system.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Arizona Bay
April 7, 2023 12:30 am

What is Neck Bulge, Fetterman when he was still walking?

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 6, 2023 4:39 pm

I can’t believe that people still fall for the two party illusions and elections.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 6, 2023 11:36 pm

I don’t anymore.

KJ
KJ
April 6, 2023 4:43 pm

What difference does it make when the Democrats/Deep State can now cheat with impunity via “ballots” and get away with it?

Chas
Chas
April 6, 2023 4:53 pm

Says the never Trumper…

poordude
poordude
April 6, 2023 6:02 pm

I disagree with her. The reason Biden “won” in 2020 was systemic election fraud. The left/deep state has built a large, well funded, and apparently well managed election fraud machine. It worked. The machine nullified the red waves in 2020 and 2022. I am sure they have been expanding it for 2024. They got a surprise in 2022 when a few dem seats in the house unexpectedly flipped repub. They did not have the machine built in those areas. They will simply stall the House until the next election and take it back.

Whether there will be an election is 2024 is a good question. From the left’s point of view cancelling the election guarantees Trump will not be elected. But in order to do that they would have to declare marshal law and void the constitution. The people of America are still armed so doing that would be a problem. Another pandemic and lock downs ? Maybe. There would be a lot more push back if they try that again. Declare marshal law due to a war ? Maybe.

If enough people vote Trump they will not be able to cheat enough to stop him. At some point if you cheat enough it will be so blatant that they will not be able to cover it up and lie about it and censor it. That happened in AZ in 2022.

We will see what happens.

Billy the Kid
Billy the Kid
  poordude
April 6, 2023 11:40 pm

What does it Matter who one votes for? Or if they vote at all? Trump is an illusion! He did just about everything they wanted and protected them and antifa while refusing to pardon Jan 6ers or the people fighting for him and our Republic that is dead. Enough with the if only Trump BS!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  poordude
April 7, 2023 12:50 am

Of course there will be an election. That’s the whole point of having fake ones.

Hollow man
Hollow man
April 6, 2023 6:45 pm

The president is not going to matter much. The irresponsible government and bankers have misused the power of a world reserve currency to the point the rest of world is going to cut bait and start over. It will be a big club and the US will no longer be a member. We will be entertaining to the rest of the world as we struggle unless we decide to nuke someone. Gonna get skippy fairly quick now.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 6, 2023 7:02 pm

The walking squawking mop with tits hath spoken, all hail Satan.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 6, 2023 8:13 pm

“Nixon was the only one to do it in the past 131 years. Of course, that first election probably was stolen from him, but Nixon graciously conceded, instead of running around making a complete ass of himself.”

That’s why we hate RINOS and support Trump. You admit an election was stolen but in the same sentence suggest its wrong to fight it.

Simplecarpenter
Simplecarpenter
  Anonymous
April 6, 2023 9:54 pm

Good catch that really distills everything wrong with Coulter’s position . Not one line about election fraud in the whole article outside of the ” probably ” about Nixon JFK 1960 . Good Gawd Anne who have you sold your soul to this time ? I used to find her quick ,funny and snarky but no more .

Billy the kid
Billy the kid
  Anonymous
April 6, 2023 11:48 pm

Anonymous, I have to agree with that assessment of Coulters spineless rino, no fighting back bs. I just agree with her that Trump is not the right person to lead us out of this mess .

Visayas Outpost
Visayas Outpost
April 6, 2023 8:52 pm

The government stopped being a government in 2020 as far as I’m concerned. Any discussions of 2024, Republicans, Democrats, it is all moot. Pretending the country is still in tact, which is what these political pundits do daily, is more or less a slap in the face. They are saying, look, we help promote this fiction and you are too stupid to know the difference.

The country requires a re-formation.

World War Zero
World War Zero
  Visayas Outpost
April 6, 2023 10:17 pm

Agreed. By the time Joe Burden is done blundering through both terms, Fedgov will be so ZOG/PLA infested that only a 100% de-funding will save the nation. The border states can hold their own against MS-13 for the meantime. That includes treating California’s east border like Mexico’s if necessary.

Maybe a Constitutional Convention with: severe penalties for violating sworn oaths, Puerto Rico sized budget, ankle-monitors on politicians, a State rotating Capitol location in an actual circus tent, lobbying treated as bribery, and unpensioned, short terms for all federal positions/jobs, THEN we can force citizen aligned outcomes that restore ingenuity as brand USA. In this imminent collapse, I can always dream, right?

Change is the only constant. Complacency is death.

Can't remember?
Can't remember?
April 6, 2023 9:38 pm

Who caught on to that Yuuge FRAUD 1st?

Ann or Matt?

Xin
Xin
April 6, 2023 9:42 pm

Jews ruin every culture they touch