Democrats Accuse Black Man Of Going On Vacation

Via The Babylon Bee

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Outraged Senate Democrats are calling for the investigation of a local black man who allegedly went on vacation without their permission.

“I say, I say, ain’t no black man gonna take no vacation on our watch unless he asks us first!” said Senator Dick “Foghorn” Durban while chewing a sprig of wheat and gripping the lapels on his frock coat. “This young man has gotten a bit too uppity for his own good, yessiree!”

Pelosi joined the growing chorus of Democrats demanding answers for whoever let the black man have time off when there was probably lots of work to be done around Washington, D.C. “Thomeone needth to teath that blackth manth a lessonth,” she said, struggling to speak as she hadn’t found her teeth yet. “Who leth him go free, anyway?”

Sources say the man’s vacation included hours of unsanctioned reading, sunbathing, and beach volleyball playing, which Democrats are condemning as “most inappropriate” and “highly irregular.”

At publishing time, Democrat leaders dispatched several overseers to fetch the black man and bring him in for questioning.

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Random63
Random63
April 12, 2023 1:24 pm

Well written and shared far and wide Admin!!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 12, 2023 1:57 pm

KKK hates black men married to a white woman. Just surprised it took them so long.

Born the son of poor black sharecropper...
Born the son of poor black sharecropper...
April 12, 2023 4:37 pm

…”But he hasn’t always been a leading figure on the right. In fact, he was once a radical leftist and Black Power activist.”

Political scientist Corey Robin says Justice Thomas was once a “pretty dedicated black militant” and “a devotee of Malcolm X”.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-08/supreme-court-judge-clarence-thomas-from-left-to-right/11924050

Several other links say that the time he was employed by monsanto “Changed him”

🤣 “Yo, justice be blind, an whatnot. The side o de scale-o-justice thas be wayted down wif da moas Gold? My Nigga Corporation.”

Anonymous
Anonymous

You beat me to (((monsanto)))

Viewed not so much as 'Beat'...
Viewed not so much as 'Beat'...
  Anonymous
April 13, 2023 7:12 am

🤣

…More of a competition of (apparently) pointless repetition.

Shit Show from BEFORE the git go.

Just my 2¢