Sasha Latypova begins working for the Babylon Bee.
Anonymous
April 19, 2023 7:21 am
I’ve heard people basing their lives on living off nothing but Walmart shit. Would that even be possible if you limited yourself to Karen’s and Dick’s?
Aunt Acid
April 19, 2023 9:52 am
While these are all, as usual, ,damning, imaginative and terrific; it’s Skeletor for the win.
B_MC
April 19, 2023 10:21 am
🚨Conspiracists always feared but expected this reality at some point.
Walmart should have just shuttered the stores in Chicago without any notice or warning … board the doors and windows, have freight crews remove all inventory and fixtures … and let the lease expire …
* Not shown: Passengers in steerage waiting patiently for this crew to direct them onto lifeboats.
B_MC
April 19, 2023 2:20 pm
Saw this on metallicman.com and thought it was worth sharing….
Abbey
Our 14-year-old dog Abbey di*d last month. The day after she passed away my 4-year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. I told her that I thought we could so, and she dictated these words:
Dear God,
Will you please take care of my dog? She died yesterday and is with you in heaven. I miss her very much. I am happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick.
I hope you will play with her. She likes to swim and play with balls. I am sending a picture of her so when you see her you will know that she is my dog. I really miss her.
Love, Meredith
We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith and addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven.
That afternoon she dropped it into the letterbox at the post office. A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet. I told her that I thought He had.
Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, ‘To Meredith’ in an unfamiliar hand. Meredith opened it.
Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, ‘When a Pet Dies.’
Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope. On the opposite page were the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note:
Dear Meredith,
Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help and I recognized her right away.
Abbey isn’t sick anymore. Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart. Abbey loved being your dog. Since we don’t need our bodies in heaven, I don’t have any pockets to keep your picture in so I am sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by.
The UN and all their octopus arms want control of EVERYTHING.
i’ve said for years when the climate change scam ends they will just come for the “fresh” water supplies.
For years, there have been some jurisdictions where collection of rainwater is prohibited.
Davos’s First Commandment:
Thou shalt not self-sustain.
Breaking: Candid Camera Recording of Bill Gates and Tony Fauci Discussing Evil Plans – Finally! The smoking gun evidence found.
https://sashalatypova.substack.com/p/breaking-candid-camera-recording
Sasha Latypova begins working for the Babylon Bee.
I’ve heard people basing their lives on living off nothing but Walmart shit. Would that even be possible if you limited yourself to Karen’s and Dick’s?
While these are all, as usual, ,damning, imaginative and terrific; it’s Skeletor for the win.
Walmart should have just shuttered the stores in Chicago without any notice or warning … board the doors and windows, have freight crews remove all inventory and fixtures … and let the lease expire …
Would have loved to have seen the fucking termites at work on this Urban Yoot project.
ROFL!
Hhmmm,kinda looks like Farmer John.
It also works for row houses.
It takes a village -of fucking savages.
* Not shown: Passengers in steerage waiting patiently for this crew to direct them onto lifeboats.
Saw this on metallicman.com and thought it was worth sharing….
Abbey
Our 14-year-old dog Abbey di*d last month. The day after she passed away my 4-year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. I told her that I thought we could so, and she dictated these words:
We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith and addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven.
That afternoon she dropped it into the letterbox at the post office. A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet. I told her that I thought He had.
Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, ‘To Meredith’ in an unfamiliar hand. Meredith opened it.
Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, ‘When a Pet Dies.’
Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope. On the opposite page were the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note:
(https://metallicman.com/nextby-the-time-the-american-public-discovers-what-actually-has-happened-it-will-be-far-too-late-and-rage-will-ensue/)
Here is an awesome blog with real animal stories.
https://www.animalsaresoul.blog/
Opened that up, nice site.
I have Christian friend that says there are no animals in heaven. Hates dogs.
I told him, if that is the case, I am turning around and walking out. He can have it.
In Heaven dog shyte magically arrives on their owner’s lap instead of the next door mansion’s lawn
I had memes for breakfast again.
I read better than this in the fourth grade.